Icy Craft – Vanilla server Minecraft server

Blocky McBlockface: Where Even Your Mom Thinks You’re Cool

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a castle made entirely out of TNT.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?)

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Hindu Invaders LOLz – /shit/ Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we discuss the most pressing issue of Indian Immigration! Join us and become a part of the chaos as we debate who is truly Indian based on their hand posting abilities. Don’t worry, if you support India but refuse to post your hand, you’ll automatically be deemed Indian with no way out. It’s not because you’re too white or have nothing to prove, it’s just because your name is now officially Rakesh. And if that wasn’t wild enough, get ready for some intense political discussions and maybe even a few trannies thrown in for good measure. Come join us on this rollercoaster of a server, where anything goes and nothing is off limits!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Emeralds Found:	6717
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Serious Question: Can You Survive This Minecraft Madness?

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Are you tired of middle-managers who do absolutely nothing except sit in their office and chat with their buddies? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join our server where middle-managers actually DO stuff, like guiding players on their tasks, training newbies, and making sure everyone is on the right track.

Forget about lazy managers who don’t do anything productive, our middle-managers will make sure you’re always producing the correct blocks, not sleeping on the job, and running the right stuff. Plus, they’ll actually come check on you in the warehouse instead of hiding in their office all day!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server where middle-managers are actually useful and not just useless NPCs, join us now and experience the most efficient and hilarious management team in the game. Who knows, you might even get promoted to middle-manager yourself and show them how it’s really done!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crafty AF: Know the difference between a creeper and your ex

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs! Imagine the riches you could have with just a few clucks!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the infamous Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Enchantments Applied:	256
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Crafty Confederates: Where Democrats Rule the Minecraft World!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old flags and factions? Well, look no further because on our server, the Democrats are actually Confederates! That’s right, you’ll see players flying the CSA flag proudly as they build their empires and battle it out for supremacy. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate this crazy world where everything is turned upside down. Who knows what other surprises await you on this wacky server? Join now and see for yourself!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Crafty LOLz Server: ‘IN !!!!!!!!!!!’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant mutant cow. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks and ride a flying pig as your trusty steed.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	266	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Magic Items Found:	7366	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLtastic Adventure Land

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for an epic adventure where we plan to end the world… but in a totally fun and orchestrated way!

Picture this: you and your friends team up to unleash chaos and destruction upon the Minecraft world. Build giant TNT cannons, summon hordes of zombies, and create massive explosions that will make even the creepers jealous. It’s the ultimate apocalypse experience, and it’s all happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a dragon with a diamond sword, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join us on our server and let’s end the world together… in the most epic and lolzy way possible!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
New Chunks Explored:	941710	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Blocky Blunders: ‘not my problem’ Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to the most chaotic, unpredictable, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and decided to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. Little did they know, that llama came to life and started wreaking havoc on the entire server, spitting out fireballs and causing chaos wherever it went. But hey, who doesn’t love a little excitement?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens armed with swords and shields. If you can defeat them and claim the loot, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Want a stack of diamonds? Just ask the Rainbow Sheep and it shall be yours.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is that there are no rules. Just remember, whatever happens on the server, it’s not my problem!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftyCare: Where you can mine diamonds and work on yourself at the same time! 💎💪

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Join our Minecraft server and level up your self-care game like never before! Our virtual spa area is stocked with the most luxurious hair and skincare products, courtesy of our generous sister NPC. Lather up with diamond-infused shampoo, exfoliate with emerald face masks, and relax in our obsidian hot tub. Your Minecraft character will be glowing with gratitude, just like you’ll be glowing with love for your sister (even if she’s just a computer program). So come join us and pamper yourself silly, because self-care is the best care!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PuppyCraft: Where you can dig for diamonds but still can’t buy a submarine!

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Are you tired of working like a dog just to afford a measly submarine? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to mine for diamonds so big, you can trade them in for your very own submarine! Forget about real life struggles, come join us and start living your best underwater life in style. Who needs a job when you can just dig for riches in our virtual world? So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server today and start your journey to submarine ownership!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Crafty AF: ‘>Yup, that’s me’ Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers trying to blow you up.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a rebellion against the pigs, causing chaos and hilarity to ensue.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. Join their ranks and become a llama knight, riding into battle on your trusty steed.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that can grant you unlimited power (or just make you really full).

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those pesky creepers).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Crafty Carb Coma

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your tummy just right? Well, look no further because our server is here to satisfy all your tummy-rumbling needs!

Join us for a wild ride through a land filled with bacon trees, chocolate rivers, and marshmallow mountains. But beware, the evil broccoli monsters lurk in the shadows, waiting to steal your snacks!

But fear not, for our server is equipped with magical food armor that will protect you from any hungry enemies. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the legendary Cheeseburger Dragon for a chance to win the ultimate feast!

So come on down to our server and let your tummy lead the way to adventure and deliciousness! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mines Excavated:	3444	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

YeetCraft: ‘Is this any good?’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all the cake in the land. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature made entirely out of blocks who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a game of parkour. And rumor has it that he once turned a player’s diamond sword into a diamond spatula just for kicks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Crafty Memes & Blocks: ‘/pol/ WRONG AGAIN’ Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the epic saga of Bollard Man, the Chad Frenchman who fought off a knife-wielding maniac on an escalator! Our server is filled with beautiful Aussie women who praise our players for their bravery and citizenship is even offered by Anthony Albanese himself. Don’t be stuck on a server full of incels and ziggers, join us and slobber over Russian and Muslim cock like a real man! It’s 80% incel-free guaranteed!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MineCraftyFarm – Where Creepers Meet Crops!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us for the latest update 1.6.3, with 1.6.4 coming out later this week (if our pet creeper doesn’t blow up the server first). Our official Dicksword channel is where you can chat with other players, share your epic builds, and maybe even challenge someone to a duel in the Nether.

Previous players have reported encountering flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Potions Brewed:	35

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mines Excavated:	2757
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Void Armor Forged:	26	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6