Are you tired of dealing with sensitive spouses who can’t take a joke? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we value humor above all else! Our server is filled with players who understand the importance of a good laugh, even if it means poking fun at each other.

Join us and experience a world where ice cream payments are taken very seriously, where preschool spots are hotly debated, and where empathy is in short supply. Our community is full of outrageous stories and insane antics that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter begin! Just be prepared to defend your credit card information with all your might – you never know when someone might try to make you pay for that late-night ice cream!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 92/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
Royal Courts Attended: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
Ores Mined: 5451 Epic Quests Completed: 16

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • SlimeCraftSMP

    SlimeCraftSMP

    ►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 23
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Magic Items Found: 5316 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Hotdog Water

    Hotdog Water

    The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 186
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Carpour

    Carpour

    Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Love Letters Sent: 11
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Golden Galaxy MC

    Golden Galaxy MC

    GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • PixelBallers

    PixelBallers

    Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4105 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Happy-HG Network

    Happy-HG Network

    Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 34 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • PixelEarth.Ro

    PixelEarth.Ro

    Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 23

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

    StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Hosted in Data Center > FTB StoneBlock 3 modpack

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Epic Shields Constructed: 29 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Mines Excavated: 3856 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Soul Contracts Signed: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • XanthaCraft

    XanthaCraft

    We stride to create a positive and friendly gaming environment. Our network consists of 4 current servers to play on!  KitPvP, Bedwars, Survival, and LifeSteal! We are always added Content so Please Join our discord to get the latest News and Updates! We Provide 24/7 Uptime, No Lag, and Active Staff Members! We hope you enjoy our Network, if you’d like to support XanthaCraft please donate in the store! Thanks for playing!Current Working Up To Date Server Gamemodes Lifesteal BedWars Survival KitPvPGamemodes Soon to Come! Prison SkyBlock FactionsIf you’d like to Support XanthaCraft Leave a review

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Magic Wands Crafted: 24

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • The Orange

    The Orange

    Embark on the exciting world of Survival Ultimate: epic adventures, beloved pets, customizable vehicles, intense PvP zones, an impressive range of weapons and solid protections. Design your own plots and explore stores full of treasures. Additionally, a unique tool allows you to capture mobs. What are you waiting for to join?

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Buildings Constructed: 25
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 28 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Stormy Lagoon

    Stormy Lagoon

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 13
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • WildCraftMC

    WildCraftMC

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5592 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • VolcCraft

    VolcCraft

    Pixelmon Reforged [9.1.3] VolcCraftBoosted Days • Player Gyms • Custom Shiny Starters • Custom Texture Pokemon • Free Play-Time Ranks/Rewards • GTS • Player Market • Pixelmon Plushies • Biome RTP • Trivia • Vote Crates • Frequent Key Giveaways • And Much More! •NEW: Build Contest going on NOW until April 16th for prizes!Boosted Days: Friday: Legendary DaySaturday: Shiny DaySunday: HA DayTuesday-Wednesday: Bosses Days

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 28
    Runes Activated: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Pandam

    Pandam

    Pandamium is a SMP Minecraft Server. We have stronger mobs that you can hunt for rewards and ranks, and the usual basics, ranks, homes, claims, tpa, votes, etc. Overall it’s fairly close to Vanilla, except for the special mobs.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • PokeParadise

    PokeParadise

    We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pixelmon-251.201459If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokeparadise.org

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Towns Built: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Void Gems Collected: 30

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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