Are you tired of dealing with sensitive spouses who can’t take a joke? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we value humor above all else! Our server is filled with players who understand the importance of a good laugh, even if it means poking fun at each other.

Join us and experience a world where ice cream payments are taken very seriously, where preschool spots are hotly debated, and where empathy is in short supply. Our community is full of outrageous stories and insane antics that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter begin! Just be prepared to defend your credit card information with all your might – you never know when someone might try to make you pay for that late-night ice cream!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43
Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Star Shards Collected: 204
Underground Cities Explored: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Parallel

    Parallel

    Welcome to Parallel, a vanilla SMP where rifts randomly open between differently-themed worlds, and players are free to travel between them at their leisure in order to face great dangers, explore uncharted territory, and collect gleaming treasure.IP = play.parallelmc.org (MC Version 1.20+)For more info, visit our discord: https://discord.gg/G3XjaPJd53

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 41
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Love Letters Sent: 14

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • GenuineMC

    GenuineMC

    Welcome to GenuineMC! A Semi-Vanilla Minecraft Server Established: July 8th, 2013Who are we? GenuineMC is a Semi-Vanilla server that is run by the community! We have attracted individuals of various ages and nationalities who have found themselves at home on our server. Their voices have helped shape our community and have helped us to move forward as a Minecraft Server. Their voices have allowed GenuineMC to become what it is today! As a team, we strive to create a warm and welcoming environment for new and current players. We also strive to meet the needs of every player and to listen to their personal comments about our community. We utilize input provided by our players to expand and improve upon the overall playing experience. This forward-thinking approach has resulted in the member base that has extended across the entirety of our server’s timeline, from both past and present, and will hopefully continue to do so in the future.What is Semi-Vanilla? Semi-Vanilla is essentially Minecraft, but with heightened aesthetics. We add plugins that either add special effects or help improve previously existing mechanics, but don’t take away from the genuine Minecraft experience. That means you can join our server and utilize none of our plugins, while still having a fun and wholesome experience playing the game. In terms of plugins, we have administrative ones that help us run our server like Essentials and Grief Prevention. We also have ones for the players that add to the game like Marriage or Mob Heads. When you join our server, you can choose to use these plugins to leave them be. It’s all up to you on how you want to play the game. – © 2023 – 2023 GenuineMC, LLC. All rights reserved. NOT AN OFFICIAL MINECRAFT PRODUCT. NOT APPROVED BY OR ASSOCIATED WITH MOJANG.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Farms Harvested: 447 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Silver Springs Survival

    Silver Springs Survival

    Silver Springs Survival is a small Minecraft server that is dedicated to bringing an enjoyable, “customized vanilla” experience to our players. We’ve been running for many years, and in that time have devoted countless hours to fine-tuning everything to make our experience unique while holding true to the vanilla gameplay we have come to love and enjoy. We are fairly small, but our community is tight-knit, warm, and active. Some of the staff and players have been with us since the very beginning all of those years ago, and some were around even before that!Our gameplay and rules are simple: we use minimal plugins to moderate gameplay, and instead operate under the assumption of common sense. We have no Towny, but you are free to build in towns (or not) if you want. We have no land claiming, meaning you can build as you please and where you please, but you are expected to give people enough space and to not grief, and will be punished heavily for doing so.Our core features: – Hard mode survival with pregenerated worlds – Freely accessible creative world, and resource worlds which automatically reset bi-weekly – Quality of life features for builders such as block rotation, block “chiseling”, and armor stand manipulation – Simple economy with a server shop, player marketplace, lotteries, and a custom item auction system – Regular events and activities such as build contests, spawn secret treasures, and parkours – Opt-in late game survival content, including our “Runecrafting” system for creating thoughtfully designed enchantments which are unique to Silver Springs, and unique items and armor sets acquirable through integrated systems such as minigames and heavily customized Mob ArenasPlease review our rules in-game using /rules once you join.You will start off as a [​Player] and become a [​Member] based on behavior once you’re at >=20 hours of playtime.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Endless Legions Commanded: 38
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Void Gems Collected: 12 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Classic Realms

    Classic Realms

    Classic Realms is a Minecraft survival server which strives to bring back the old classic survival experience, cutting out the nonsense from modern day servers. If you’re looking for a fun, non p2w server! Classic Realms is your best bet!Connect using bedrock with the ip: bedrock.classicrealms.net and the port 8188

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 121
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Falling into the Void: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • SkeletoSMP

    SkeletoSMP

    Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 42 Farms Harvested: 659
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Sky Valley

    Sky Valley

    Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • SeaSide

    SeaSide

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 29 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Villages Defended: 9 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • HexArchon

    HexArchon

    Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Mines Excavated: 4681
    Runes Activated: 8 New Chunks Explored: 619526
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Teacher

    Teacher

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 8 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18
    Towns Built: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • WHY

    WHY

    NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9
    Magical Moments Shared: 24 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Havzmar

    Havzmar

    Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Sapphire SMP

    Sapphire SMP

    Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 29
    Epic Quests Completed: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • ContentVeen

    ContentVeen

    ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Mythical Quests Completed: 30

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • With UneasyVan

    With UneasyVan

    Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Anarchus

    Anarchus

    Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
    Runes Activated: 3 Void Gems Collected: 33
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Animals Bred: 45
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 35 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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