Are you tired of being an incel in real life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to find love! Join now and watch as foids (female players) flock to you because of your virtual white, 6’3, fit, blue-eyed avatar. Who needs real-life dating when you can find love in the world of blocks and pixels? Don’t miss out on this opportunity to finally break free from your incel status and become a Minecraft Chad!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players: 101/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Blood Moons Survived: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • KyivNightRecruiters

    KyivNightRecruiters
    join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian recruiters are not looking for men for conscription, but for players to join their army of blocky warriors!

    imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with a team of hardcore ukrainian soldiers who are experts in pvp and building epic fortresses.

    plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual babushka to keep you company while you mine for diamonds and explore the vast world of our server.

    so what are you waiting for? join us and become part of the most insane minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Real Life NPC Server

    Real Life NPC Server
    yo, u ever think bout how we could be living in a world full of real life NPC’s and we just don’t even know it? like, what if the dude who sells bread at the corner store is actually just a computer program? mind = blown, amirite?

    well, if u wanna dive deep into this crazy conspiracy theory, then u gotta join our minecraft server. we got NPCs that are so realistic, u won’t even be able to tell the diff between them and real players. it’s like living in the matrix, but with creepers and pigs instead of agent smith.

    plus, we got this secret quest where u gotta find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. legend has it, whoever wields this sword will become the ultimate minecraft master and rule over all the lands. but be warned, the sword is guarded by a dragon so fierce, it makes the ender dragon look like a baby chicken.

    so come join us on our server and uncover the truth about the world we live in. who knows, maybe u’ll discover that u were an NPC all along. or maybe u’ll just have a blast building stuff and fighting monsters. either way, it’s gonna be epic.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 23 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Soul Swords Wielded: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Angry Dems Crafty Tweets

    Angry Dems Crafty Tweets
    lol join our epic minecraft server where the players are so lit they make the lava jealous. we got female candidates expressing more anger than a creeper who just got blown up by a skeleton. democratic vibes are strong here, turning frustration into a political tool like using a diamond sword to defeat the ender dragon. come join the fun and let’s build a world crazier than a sheep wearing a top hat. #minecraftgoals #angrydemocrats #creeperexplosions

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Teleportation Mishaps: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • MysticHorizons MC

    MysticHorizons MC

    At MysticHorizons MC, we believe that Minecraft is more than just a game; it’s a gateway to endless adventures, creativity, and fun. Our journey began a few years ago under a different name, and for two wonderful years, we built a vibrant community of passionate players. Although we had to shut down temporarily, we are thrilled to return stronger than ever with a new name, new brand, and an innovative network that promises an unparalleled gaming experience.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Para-Lol SMP: Where Java 1.21+ turns into Java 1000+! Player-driven lore, custom items, and an active community await!

    Para-Lol SMP: Where Java 1.21+ turns into Java 1000+! Player-driven lore, custom items, and an active community await!

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    Parallel Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Welcome to Parallel, a semi-vanilla SMP where players can travel through rifts between worlds to face challenges, explore uncharted territories, and collect treasure while maintaining the vanilla essence of the game. With a vibrant community and regular updates, boredom is not an option here!

    IP Address play.parallelmc.org
    Discord https://discord.parallelmc.org
    Server Website https://www.parallelmc.org
    Server Photos https://www.minecraftforum.net/…

    Server Features:

    • NEW Tricky Trials Update
    • Parallel Worlds & Open-World Gameplay
    • Custom Features
    • Active, Dynamic Community
    • Participate in Lore
    • Active Economy
    • Quality of Life Improvements
    • NO LAG

    Server Rules:

    • No griefing/looting
    • No hacking
    • Respectful behavior towards other players
    • For full rules, visit website

    Frequently Asked Questions:

    Q: What makes Parallel different from other Minecraft servers?

    A: Parallel offers a unique multiversal experience with rifts between worlds, custom features, an engaged community, active economy, and quality of life improvements.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: You can join the server using the IP address play.parallelmc.org and also connect with our Discord community for updates.

    Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

    A: Yes, the server has rules against griefing/looting, hacking, and requires respectful behavior towards other players. Full rules can be found on the server website.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • The Blocky Times Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Times Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! This server is so epic, it’s been hailed as the best thing since sliced bread by the prestigious Incelyork Times (not to be confused with the New York Times, of course). Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • What Games Let Me Play As A Dangerous Fox Minecraft SMP

    What Games Let Me Play As A Dangerous Fox Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can play as a sassy, dangerous fox! That’s right, you can roam the lands with your cunning wit and sharp claws, causing chaos wherever you go.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Fox Queen, who rules over the land with an iron paw. Rumor has it that she can turn players into foxes with just a flick of her tail. Will you dare to challenge her and claim the title of Fox King?

    Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky chickens – they’re always up to no good!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 New Chunks Explored: 582307
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Endless Night Skies: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • CatWatch Minecraft Server

    CatWatch Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any crazy cat ladies like the one in this story! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few psychotic meltdowns (but only from the creepers, not the players).

    Looking for a server where you don’t have to babysit someone’s cat while they gallivant off to Japan? Look no further! Our server is cat-free (unless you count ocelots, but they’re much cooler anyway). Say goodbye to shedding, allergies, and crazy cat people demanding you stay at their house for weeks on end.

    Join us and experience the freedom of playing Minecraft without the burden of feline responsibilities. Who needs a pet when you can have a virtual world full of pixelated fun? Plus, we promise no one will blame you for not knuckling under to ridiculous demands – unless you count the angry mobs demanding you share your diamonds.

    So come on over to our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. We can’t promise you won’t encounter any mental illness (those zombie pigmen can be pretty moody), but at least you won’t have to worry about watching someone’s cat while they jet off to exotic locales. It’s Minecraft madness at its finest – join us today!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Void Gems Collected: 27

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • CandleGateCraft

    CandleGateCraft
    Are you tired of boring old scented candles that actually have wicks and can cause your house to fill with smoke? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no candles will spontaneously combust!

    Imagine a world where you can walk your virtual dogs without the fear of setting your bathroom on fire. Our server is the perfect place for considerate boyfriends who just want to light a candle without causing a smoke alarm frenzy.

    Don’t be the asshole who accidentally sets their house on fire, join our server today and experience a candle-lit paradise without the risk of burning down your virtual home. Who knew candles could be so dangerous?

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 4796 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • PsychoCraft SMP: OhShitMoment

    PsychoCraft SMP: OhShitMoment
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with a bunch of certified psychopaths! From lava traps to TNT cannons, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly looking over your shoulder, never knowing if your fellow players are plotting your demise. Who needs trust when you can have constant paranoia instead?

    So come on, join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where everyone is just one step away from going full-on psycho. Just remember, it’s all in good fun… or is it? 😉

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • PixelLoveCraft

    PixelLoveCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel closer to your fellow players than ever before? Look no further! Our server is so intimate, you’ll feel like you’re sharing a virtual hug with every block you break.

    Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll swear you can hear the pixels whispering sweet nothings to you as you build your dream castle.

    So come on, join us and experience the most intimate Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on. Just be warned, you may never want to leave once you’ve felt the warm embrace of our virtual world.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 14 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Potions Brewed: 113

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • CraftyRapeLawsInIndia

    CraftyRapeLawsInIndia
    Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and regulations? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this epic adventure where anything goes, just like the government in India thinking marital rape is A-OK!

    On our server, you can build your dream world and defend it against all the haters out there. And if anyone tries to mess with you, just tell them that the government said it’s all good, just like they did with marital rape. It’s all about survival of the fittest, baby!

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next government official making ridiculous arguments. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • NoRoyalKingLineage

    NoRoyalKingLineage
    join our epic minecraft server where EVERYONE with the last name King, König, Koning or Koenig is treated like ROYALTY! even if they never had any royal lineage, we will make you feel like the KING (or queen) you were always meant to be!

    imagine ruling over your own kingdom, complete with diamond thrones and creeper bodyguards. build majestic castles, ride on flying pigs, and battle dragons with your fellow royal family members.

    but beware, there are rival families out to steal your crown and claim the throne for themselves. form alliances, wage wars, and show them who the REAL king (or queen) is!

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the reign of the Kings, Königs, Konings, and Koenigs begin!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Tiny Tots Crafty Crew

    Tiny Tots Crafty Crew
    come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can be a preschool classroom kid and move like water molecules in da air! it’s like u in science class but way more fun cuz u can build stuff and blow stuff up! trust me, da physicists approve dis message. so come on and join da madness, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 27 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Enchanted Factions

    Enchanted Factions

    Enchanted Realms – Premium Survival Experience IP: eu.enchantedfactions.com Version: 1.20+ Slots: Plenty for all survival enthusiasts!

    Custom Enchants – Discover hundreds of unique enchantments to make your gear even more powerful! Land Claim – Secure your land, build towns and villages, and protect them from other players! Custom Structures – Explore beautifully crafted and dangerous structures generated across the world, full of treasures and challenges you won’t find on regular servers! Quests System – Dive into intricate quests that guide you through the world, offering unique tasks and valuable rewards! Events and Special Missions – Participate in regular events, win prizes, and become a legendary survivor!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Animals Bred: 87
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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