I Got Employed Bros Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crush Rejects Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of feeling like a potato in a world full of hot fries? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone is a pixelated masterpiece! Join us and escape the harsh realities of the real world where even the girl of your dreams prefers a tall, muscular police officer over you.

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a majestic unicorn, a fearless warrior, or even a blocky Brad Pitt. No judgment here, just pure pixelated fun! So come on, join us and leave your balding, drug addict look behind. Who knows, maybe on our server, the girl of your dreams will finally notice you – or at least your pixelated alter ego!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	772655
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

The Awkward Minecraft SMP Facts

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all kinds of quirks and oddities! If you struggle with everyday tasks like reading an Imperial Measuring tape, setting up a caulking gun, or even reciting the alphabet, you’ll fit right in with us.

Join our server and bond with fellow players who also can’t pee at a urinal with other dudes around – because let’s face it, who needs that kind of pressure while playing Minecraft?

Don’t worry about being judged for your unique struggles, because here, we celebrate them! So come on in and let your quirks shine in all their glory. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who shares your struggles with caulking guns and alphabet recitation. It’s a wild ride on our server, and we want you to be a part of it!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4444
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Anime Trauma Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to experience the most traumatic scenes from your favorite anime recreated in Minecraft! Picture this: fighting off a horde of creepers while reliving the heart-wrenching moment when your favorite anime character meets their demise. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but in block form!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that the ghost of Herobrine himself guards the entrance, ready to challenge any brave soul who dares to enter.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of anime-inspired chaos and adventure!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	163	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

>Cover Minecraft SMP Corporation

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! With over 593 employees (yes, we count them all), this server is like a virtual office party gone wild.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense mining competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe, and don’t even get us started on our weekly llama races.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers, a skyblock challenge where you have to survive on a floating island made entirely of cake, and a maze so confusing even the Ender Dragon got lost in it once.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and unpredictable as you are? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Potions Brewed:	167	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

NuteLLa server Minecraft

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To get to the server you need to complete a survey! Here is the link in ds https://discord.gg/ckY7svMJjn

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

””Lost & Found Minecraft Server””

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We’ve got a community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves, ready to take on any challenge that comes their way.

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant mutant chickens, build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “found the faggot” treasure hidden deep within the server, rumored to grant you unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

> Normal Faggots Minecraft SMP: Ubislop Buyers

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Are you tired of playing with normalfaggots who are still buying Ubislop? Join our Minecraft SMP where only the coolest, most elite gamers hang out. We have diamond armor-wearing llamas as our guards and our spawn point is guarded by a dragon that breathes fire made of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to have a secret underground city where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for stacks of diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swipe.

So why waste your time with the normies when you can join our epic Minecraft SMP and become a legend in your own right? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a normalfaggot, you’re a Minecraft master!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Main Character Syndrome Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil llamas, and mine for diamonds in a maze filled with dancing skeletons. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have a sense of humor and will tell you jokes before blowing up your base.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant talking chicken, but hey, that’s all part of the fun).

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5473	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Why are men allowed to be single issue voters, but women are… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being judged for being a single issue voter? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace all kinds of voting preferences, no matter how one-dimensional they may be! Join us and let your single issue flag fly high as you build, mine, and survive in a world where your vote is the only thing that matters. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of chickens who have formed their own political party. Will you join forces with them or start a revolution of your own? The choice is yours, single issue voter!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with clumsy girls, retro games, and chuuni seiso girls with pre-game zatsu! We’ve got gremlin imoutos, soulslikes, and horror games that will make you scream louder than a creeper explosion. Plus, our dorky weird girl hosts collabs, retro games, and ASMR that will send tingles down your spine. And let’s not forget about our chuuni tsundere who loves card games, karaoke, and drawing like Picasso on a caffeine high. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

The Chess Master – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where things can get a little… Jekyll and Hyde! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity (and your crafting skills).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love to play chess in their free time. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also host weekly tournaments where players must compete in intense Vietnamese basket weaving challenges to claim the title of Master Weaver.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a truly bizarre and hilarious adventure on our server. Who knows, you might even encounter a mysterious potion that turns you into a chicken for a day or stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land. The possibilities are endless, so come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

ChugCraft – Cozy Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with Russian forces storming cities, Trump blaming Zelensky for starting wars, and mass evacuations that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat!

But wait, there’s more! We have AFU raids on Orthodox Cathedrals, tax increases to keep the war effort alive, and Ukrainian Parliament approving the biggest tax increase yet! And let’s not forget about the center of Toretsk being reached by Russian forces – it’s a party you don’t want to miss!

So come on down to our server where the action never stops and the drama is always at an all-time high. Who needs boring old building and mining when you can experience all this insanity in one place? Join now and be a part of the chaos!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Minecraft SMP Mumble Mastermind

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can build, mine, and troll your friends in peace? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and thought they were the best builder in the land. Little did they know, our resident prankster had rigged their house with exploding chickens! It was a clucking disaster, but oh boy was it hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic PvP battles, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted potato as a prize. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to Discord and join our mumble server for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of building on the side. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Buster server Minecraft

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Buster – servers with completely different ideas. These servers are similar in one thing: survival. We strive to make the server a comfortable place for players who love different games. Rust, Minecraft, Phasmophobia… We’re sure there’s a place for everyone!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Dimension Hops:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Crafty Bag Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for epic battles, insane events, and wacky shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing villagers appear and challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot. Or how about a PVP season where you have to fight outdoors while dodging flaming arrows and flying pigs? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a main story unlock that involves a Decagrammaton chapter 2 where you must wield the Sword of Flames to defeat evil mobs. Plus, we have limited edition idol characters like Mari, Sakurako, and Mine who will serenade you with their angelic voices as you explore the world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life! Who knows what crazy antics and hilarious moments await you in this one-of-a-kind virtual world.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5557	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Farms Harvested:	293

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Dragons Tamed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3