I Don’t Get 5 Centimeters per Second Minecraft SMP

Plasma Saviors: COVID Crafters

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Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we be savin’ lives like nobody’s business! Our convalescent plasma be so OP, it be savin’ between 16,476 and 66,296 lives in the US alone! Join us and be a hero, fightin’ off dem mobs and savin’ da world, one block at a time! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and unlimited enchanted golden apples for all our players. So come on, join da fun and be a part of somethin’ truly epic!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	238718	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	403
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Minecraft server: “Blocky Banter Boulevard”

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now for a chance to become a Healer Geist and save the virtual world from pixelated doom! Our Steam page is hotter than a lava pit, so make sure to check it out for all the deets.

But wait, there’s more! Want to report a bug or give feedback? Head over to our forums and let your voice be heard. Our latest patch is so lit, it’ll make your diamond armor jealous.

To get in on the action, just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited. But remember, you gotta accept that friend request faster than you can say “creeper.” And don’t worry, we only accept non-autistic players (just kidding…maybe).

Ready to git gud? Start with the tutorial, test out each hero in sandbox mode, and check out those public item builds. Oh, and don’t forget to play some bot matches for practice.

Looking for more resources? Check out our unofficial wiki for all the insider info. And if you’re a new player, we’ve got a guide that’ll have you mining like a pro in no time. Need help with advanced movement? We’ve got a guide for that too.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become a legend in the world of Threadlocked! Trust us, it’s more fun than riding a pig off a cliff.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Void Gems Collected:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mines Excavated:	1224
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Lonely Nights Minecraft SMP

10PM, 5am, bored, Chat, Conversation, Discord, discord chat, insomnia, insomnia support, late night, late night boredom, late night talk, lonely, lonely nights, Minecraft, night owl, NIGHTS, Pst, rippa911, shoot the shit, sleep schedule, smp, throwaway

Are you tired of being bored and lonely during the wee hours of the night? Do you crave some late-night Minecraft shenanigans to keep you entertained? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we build, mine, and prank each other into oblivion. Need someone to chat with at 3am about the meaning of life? We got you covered. Want to team up with fellow insomniacs to take on the Ender Dragon in the middle of the night? We’re all about that!

So if you’re a night owl looking for some laughs and good times, hop on our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might just make some lifelong friends and have some epic stories to tell about that time you built a giant chicken out of diamond blocks. See you in the Minecraft twilight zone!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ores Mined:	1557
Gods Slained:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

OpportunityCraft: Just Mine it!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding giant chickens into battle against hordes of evil llamas. Build your own floating castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those who find it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Bacon Bandits, a group of mischievous pigs who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their porky tyranny?

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, fortune favors the bold (and the slightly insane).

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	92
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

One Direction Sound Waves

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Yo, yo, yo! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the sound waves only travel in ONE direction? That’s right, no more annoying noises coming from all directions, just straight-up vibes in one direction only.

Join our server and experience the mind-blowing sensation of sound waves that actually follow the rules of physics. It’s like being in a crazy science experiment, but with blocks and creepers.

Plus, rumor has it that if you listen closely, you can hear the sound of diamonds calling your name. That’s right, diamonds that actually talk to you. Who needs friends when you have talking diamonds, am I right?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for a wild ride, because once you enter, there’s no turning back. Let the sound waves guide you to victory, or something like that. Just join already, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Towns Built:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

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The owner of the “BESTIX Survival Diversity PVP” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Emeralds Found:	6862	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

“Mother In Law” Minecraft Server

advice, Bonding, Communication, compromise, Conflict, daughter-in-law, emotional connections, family, family dynamics, family unity, in-laws, law, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Mother, mother-in-law, Motherhood, motherly love, relationships, Server, son-in-law, Support, Understanding

Are you tired of dealing with pesky mother-in-laws in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can escape the drama and build your dream world without any interfering in-laws! Join now and say goodbye to unwanted family members ruining your fun!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild Madison appears and starts lecturing you about your life choices. Not on our server! Here, you can mine in peace without any judgmental mother-in-laws breathing down your neck.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can battle evil mother-in-laws in epic boss fights. Defeat them and claim their diamond-studded crowns as trophies for your victory!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to mother-in-law drama forever!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

AEW Minecraft SMP Fan Girlfriend

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So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, building your epic base on our Minecraft SMP, when suddenly you hear a voice in the distance. You turn around and see a player dressed head-to-toe in WWE merch, chanting “John Cena” at the top of their lungs. But don’t worry, they’re not here to start a wrestling war – they’re just here to spread the love of all things sports entertainment!

Join our server and experience the ultimate showdown between AEW and WWE fans. Will you build a wrestling ring to settle your differences? Or will you team up with players from both sides to create the most epic wrestling show Minecraft has ever seen? The possibilities are endless!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground wrestling arena hidden somewhere on the server, where players can battle it out in epic wrestling matches for the ultimate bragging rights. So come on, join us and show your love for all things wrestling – no matter which side you’re on!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

StepDaughterNoWillInheritance

alienation, cousins, estate distribution, Estate Planning, Fairness, family assets, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, Financial Planning, future planning, generational wealth, grandchildren, Inheritance, net worth, parents, Siblings, step-parenting, STEPDAUGHTER, StepDaughterNoWillInheritance, Will

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to navigate through the estate planning maze, just like this 35-year-old mom trying to figure out who gets what. Will you be the executor of the server? Will you make sure everyone gets a fair share of virtual assets?

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Minecraft with 17-year-old twins and an 18-year-old stepdaughter who will keep you on your toes. Will you be the AH for not including everyone in the loot? Or will you be the hero who looks out for all the virtual kids and grandkids?

Join now for a chance to experience the drama, the wealth, and the questionable decisions that come with being part of this crazy Minecraft family. Who knows, you might even get a new car out of it (virtual, of course)! Don’t be an AH, join our server today!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

EndOfYearGoals Minecraft SMP

Achievements, aspirations, Challenges, determination, dreams, EndOfYearGoals, Focus, fulfillment, goals, Happiness, Milestones, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, Planning, positivity, progress, Reflection, resolutions, self improvement, smp, success

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, or hunt down the elusive Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a watermelon helmet! Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server – unless you count the time we accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie chickens on the entire village. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun, right? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories that will leave you questioning your sanity!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Mines Excavated:	1908
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CreepyCrafters

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone acts all normal and stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there!

Join us and embrace your inner creepiness as we celebrate all the bizarre and wacky behavior that most people would find creepy. From building giant statues of creepy clowns to creating secret underground lairs filled with spooky surprises, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a weekly “Creepy Costume Contest” where players can show off their most disturbing and unsettling outfits for a chance to win fabulous prizes. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So if you’re ready to let your freak flag fly and join a community of fellow weirdos, then come on down to our server and get ready for some seriously creepy fun! Just remember, the creepier, the better!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	318	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Crops Grown:	2776	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Animals Bred:	69	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CatastrophicCraft

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so, u ever heard of a minecraft server that got attacked by hackers? well, this server is so epic that even hackers wanna mess with it! they tried to take it down but failed cuz this server is like a fortress of awesomeness. join now and be part of the chaos, fight off hackers, and build the most epic creations ever seen in minecraft history. plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might even get superpowers in the game. so what are u waiting for? come join the madness and be a part of something legendary!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	147	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Vinland Adventure: Now with 110% more modded madness! Join us on the new server!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Category	Mods
Technical	Create, Mekanism, AE2
Exploration	Twilight Forest, Alex’s Mobs, Awesome Dungeons
Factory	Blood Magic, Productive Bees, Simply Swords

Join the Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

FAQs

Q: How can I join the Minecraft server?

A: You can join by connecting to the server IP address provided.

Q: What mods are included in this server?

A: Some of the main mods are listed in the table above, including Create, Mekanism, Twilight Forest, and more.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Please refer to the server’s Discord channel or website for the rules and guidelines.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	134	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mines Excavated:	3993	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Adults Hopeful Minecraft Server

Adults, animation, Anime, Character development, comedy, Coming of Age, Cultural differences, Entertainment, hopeful, humor, Japanese culture, Maturity, mc, Media, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, romcom, Server, slice of life, societal expectations, Stereotypes, television

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a mature adult? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace our inner teens in a romcom! Join us for some hilarious antics and chaotic fun as we build, mine, and explore like there’s no tomorrow. Who needs maturity when you can have a blast like this? So come on, join us and let your inner teen shine!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	868
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

The Reffie Chief Bros Minecraft SMP

Adversity, bros, buck breaking, Challenges, chief, chief bros, Community, determination, empowerment, feeling defeated, growth, Minecraft, Oppression, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, Reffie, resilience, self-care, smp, solidarity, strength, Struggle, Support, Unity

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is ruled by the almighty Refie/Chief Bros, a mysterious figure who will challenge you in ways you never thought possible. Legend has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.

But don’t worry, joining this server is worth it for the sheer entertainment value alone. We have epic build battles, insane treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing zombies. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking llamas.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of Minecraft madness. Just be prepared to face off against Refie/Chief Bros and his army of mischievous minions. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Holy Grails Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2574	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	8294
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1