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| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 8881 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 2804 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens, or if you enjoy building your base on a floating island that moves every hour.
Our community is full of hilarious characters, like Steve the Sheep who thinks he’s a human and insists on wearing pants, or Zombie Bob who is actually a famous rapper in the Minecraft world.
We also have the most epic events, like the annual Ender Dragon race where players have to ride pigs to the End portal while dodging fireballs and angry villagers. And don’t forget about our weekly “Build Battle” where players have to create a masterpiece using only dirt blocks and slime balls.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then join us now! Just be warned, our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode here.
