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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 2913 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 5343 |
Mines Excavated: | 4898 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 8 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 34 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 27 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Join our server and escape the horrors of living with a hygiene-challenged family member. No more skid-marked underwear to clean up, no more long toenails causing foot pain, and definitely no more breath that could knock out a creeper. We offer a safe haven for those who appreciate the sweet scent of soap and the joy of a freshly trimmed nail.
Our server is a sanctuary for those who value personal hygiene and want to build a world free from the stench of neglect. So come join us and leave the smelly sibling drama behind. After all, who needs real-life hygiene battles when you can have a clean and fragrant virtual world to escape to?