Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most bizarre ways of getting hurt in the game! From accidentally falling into a pit of lava while trying to tame a wild chicken to getting attacked by a pack of angry wolves because you accidentally stepped on their tail, our server is full of unexpected dangers and hilarious mishaps. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server! So come join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Who knows, you might even end up with a funny story to tell your friends about the time you got hurt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Meteorites Collected: 1
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Void Gems Collected: 17
Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Crops Grown: 3064

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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