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Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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