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Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 94/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 19
Villages Defended: 16 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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