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Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 91/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped: 9 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
Evil Twin Fights: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Wilderness Tamed: 19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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