Welcome to the most whimsical and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us in the enchanting world of elementals where you can frolic with fairies, unicorns, and maybe even a dragon or two (if you’re lucky)!

But that’s not all – our dimension is filled with yume kawaii fairyy-kei cubes and things that will make your builds the envy of all other players. Show off your creativity and let your imagination run wild as you craft the most fantastical creations imaginable.

And let’s not forget about the Hunger Yaymes – a thrilling competition where you must battle it out to see who can survive the longest without food. It’s a test of skill, strategy, and sheer willpower. Will you emerge victorious or succumb to the hunger pangs?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our magical Yaycation and experience the love, the laughter, and the YAYLY madness that awaits you! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)! YAYS!!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 100/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Gods Slained: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
Magic Crystals Found: 13 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12
Magic Items Found: 1998 Rainbows Spotted: 7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

    Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

    But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

    So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Farms Harvested: 494

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server

    CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any car scratching drama like the one mentioned above! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments.

    Reasons to join our server: 1. No snow shoveling required – unless you want to build a snowman in-game! 2. No unexpected costs for car scratches – the only scratches you’ll see are from battling creepers. 3. We offer a special “Friend’s Car Parking” feature where you can safely park your friend’s virtual car without any worries. 4. Our community is so friendly, you’ll forget all about real-life drama and get lost in the virtual world of Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Runes Activated: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Sister’s 4th Wedding No-Show

    Sister’s 4th Wedding No-Show
    Looking for a server as chaotic as my sister’s love life? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama, family feuds, and never-ending weddings!

    Just like my sister’s fourth wedding (but technically second), our server is a blend of different elements that just can’t seem to get along. With players coming from all walks of life, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next.

    Witness the drama unfold as players try to create the perfect blended family, just like Emily and John attempted to do. Will they succeed? Probably not, but the journey is sure to be entertaining!

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as intense, messy, and not happy in the slightest as my sister’s household, then join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself attending multiple weddings just like me. But hey, at least you’ll have a good time laughing at the chaos!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • CraftyNDAFreeSecrets

    CraftyNDAFreeSecrets
    Are you tired of being shackled by NDAs and keeping juicy secrets to yourself? Join our Minecraft server where we spill all the tea and expose all the scandalous secrets! From secret love affairs between creepers and villagers to hidden diamond mines guarded by evil llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let loose all those secrets you’ve been holding onto – we promise not to tell anyone (except maybe our pet parrot, Polly).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Sinwar’s Minecraft Server: PvP Edition

    Sinwar’s Minecraft Server: PvP Edition
    So, like, you wanna join our Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got creepers that dance the Macarena, skeletons that moonwalk, and zombies that do the cha-cha slide. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Israeli military is checking it out to see if the notorious Minecraft player, Sinwar, has been taken out by a gang of killer rabbits. Yeah, you heard me right, killer rabbits! So, if you wanna join in on the madness and see what all the fuss is about, hop on over to our server and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • CraftyKoreaWarriors

    CraftyKoreaWarriors
    Yo, you ever wanted to be part of a crazy Minecraft server that’s like a mix of Hunger Games and World War Z? Well, do I have the server for you! We got North Korea sending 10,000 soldiers to join forces with Russia in an epic battle against Zelensky’s army. It’s gonna be a showdown of epic proportions, and you can be right in the middle of it all! Join now for the chance to fight alongside Kim Jong Un himself and take down the enemy with your trusty diamond sword. Don’t miss out on the action, join today and be a part of the first step to World War Minecraft Edition!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Gods Slained: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Void Armor Forged: 28

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Mingle & Race Horse Chat-athon

    Mingle & Race Horse Chat-athon
    come join our epic minecraft server where horses race like they’ve never raced before! they’re all just chillin and chatting on the track, then BAM they all decide to cross the finish line together like one big happy family! it’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure horse magic! you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else, so saddle up and join the fun today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • E-Nose Oil Detector: Eco Refinery Fun

    E-Nose Oil Detector: Eco Refinery Fun
    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT E-NOSE TECHNOLOGY DAT CAN SMELL DA ORIGIN OF OIL IN DA GAME! U CAN USE IT TO FIND OIL SPILLS IN DA LAND AND KEEP DA ENVIRONMENT CLEAN! PLUS, IT ONLY COSTS 20 COOKED CHICKENS, WAY CHEAPER DEN OTHER SERVERS! COME JOIN DA FUN AND SMELL DA OIL IN DA AIR, YO!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • invited

    invited

    On this server, you can enjoy building, making equipment, etc. just like in vanilla, and cooperate with server members to survive. Also, the main language is Japanese. On this server, you can enjoy building, making equipment, etc., just like in vanilla, while cooperating with server members for survival. The language is mainly Japanese.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Crops Grown: 5704
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further than this server where the owner is LITERALLY HITLER! But don’t worry, he’s not actually a dictator, just a really strict admin who will ban you for even looking at him the wrong way. Join now for the chance to experience the thrill of walking on eggshells while trying to survive in a world ruled by a power-hungry maniac. Plus, rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a PvP battle, you’ll be granted access to the secret diamond mine where all your wildest dreams come true. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the tyrant and claim your rightful place as the new ruler of the server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • MommaDramaCraft

    MommaDramaCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this family’s story.

    Just like this OP’s mother, our server is terminally ill…with excitement! Explore our vast world and uncover hidden treasures while dodging creepers and zombies. Who needs end of life care when you can respawn and keep on playing?

    Join now and show your siblings who’s boss by dominating in PvP battles and building the most epic structures. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into helping out – on this server, it’s every player for themselves!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join the server where family drama takes a backseat to epic adventures and endless fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

    KremlinCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna join a cult of far-right Minecraft players, but, like, in a fun way, ya know?

    imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of Russian bots, but they’re actually just really cool players who are super into building swastika-shaped houses and organizing rallies against villagers who don’t pay taxes.

    plus, like, the admin is this crazy Russian hacker who will give you unlimited diamonds if you can beat him in a game of vodka pong.

    join now for a wild ride of propaganda, fake news, and building walls to keep out the creepers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • KyivCraft: Supply Line Showdown

    KyivCraft: Supply Line Showdown
    come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off the evil kyiv invaders who are trying to cut off our precious russian supply line! build epic bases, craft insane weapons, and team up with other players to defend against the kyiv threat. join now and show those pesky invaders who’s boss! #russiansupplyline #kyivinvaders #minecraftmadness

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Animals Bred: 87
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Magic Items Found: 7772 Epic Quests Completed: 21
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 6
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • CraftyBlanketZzz – SleepyCraftersUnited

    CraftyBlanketZzz – SleepyCraftersUnited
    u know what else can improve ur sleep and make u feel all warm and fuzzy inside? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got weighted blankets for ur virtual character to snuggle up with while u mine and craft ur way to victory. our study found that players who use our blankets have better sleep, use less in-game medication, and have an overall better mood. so come join us and experience the comfiest minecraft server ever!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 11 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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