HouthisGonnaHateMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

GirlCraft: Where the creepers are scared of makeup and diamonds are a girl’s best friend!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about Satone Shichimiya, the girl who rules this server with an iron fist (but a heart of gold, of course).

Legend has it that Satone once tamed a pack of wild wolves with just a single bone and led them into battle against a horde of creepers. She emerged victorious, covered in creeper guts and diamond armor shining in the sunlight. Her skills in PvP are unmatched, and if you join this server, you might just have the chance to challenge her to a duel (if you dare).

But that’s not all – Satone is also known for her incredible building skills. She once constructed a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and a dream. If you join this server, you’ll have the opportunity to learn from the master herself and create your own architectural marvels.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server and become a part of Satone Shichimiya’s legendary world. Who knows, you might even earn her respect and be knighted as one of her loyal subjects. The possibilities are endless, and the adventures are waiting for you.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ores Mined:	4745
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Creepin’Crafty Conundrums

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, come join our server because we heard she has stuff out there! And by “stuff” we mean rare diamonds, enchanted gear, and maybe even a dragon or two. Who knows what you’ll find out there in the wild, wild world of our server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life. Who wouldn’t want that kind of poultry power?

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the mysterious Mushroom Island, where the mushrooms are as big as trees and the cows wear top hats. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you on this strange and surreal island?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky Minecraft journey like no other. Just remember, she has stuff out there, and it’s up to you to find it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Crafty Spies and Blocks: CIA vs MI6 Edition

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the secret agents hang out! That’s right, we’ve got CIA and MI6 agents recruiting straight from our server because they know only the smartest and most cunning players can survive here.

Join us if you think you’ve got what it takes to outsmart the competition and prove your worth to the world’s top intelligence agencies. Who knows, you might just uncover a conspiracy or two while you’re at it! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our top-secret Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this adventure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Blocky Booty Adventures: Where Creepers Aren’t the Only Ones Exploding

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Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated passion and steamy adventures.

Imagine a world where creepers aren’t the only things exploding! Our server is filled with sexy surprises around every corner. From lava hot tubs to diamond-studded lingerie, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of Endermen who host the most scandalous parties you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the Endermen’s wild antics.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your pickaxe and your sense of humor, because things are about to get steamy!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Towns Built:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ChunkyCraft: Where even the blocks have curves

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing fatter than our pigs is your chances of having a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few fat women (in 2D, of course).

Forget about your troubles and dive into a world where anything is possible, even relapsing and jerking off to fat women (we won’t judge, we promise). So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just be sure to keep your hands off the pigs – they’re spoken for!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

KGB Craft: Where Putler sends sleeper agents to attack your blocks!

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Are you tired of getting attacked by Putler and his sleeper KGB agents in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can join forces with other players to fend off these sneaky spies! Build fortresses, gather resources, and unleash your inner warrior as you battle against the forces of evil. Who knew that the key to defeating Putler was through the power of blocky building and pixelated combat? Join us now and show those KGBs who’s boss!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5518	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	853	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Respawn & Repeat: LOLZ

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only objective is to PERISH! Why survive when you can thrive in chaos and destruction? Join us for a wild ride of mayhem and madness as you try to outdo your fellow players in the art of perishing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Perish King, a mysterious figure who roams the land challenging players to absurd challenges in exchange for rare loot. Will you be brave enough to face the Perish King and claim your reward?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghosts of past players who met their demise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Will you join their ranks and become a legend in your own right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embrace the chaos as you strive to PERISH in the most epic ways imaginable!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	388
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Crafty Ukrainians – Where every block is a surprise, just like marrying a Ukrainian!

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Are you tired of dealing with rumors about marrying Ukrainian women and having strange children? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about any Ukrainian wife drama because we only have pixelated players who are too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to cause any trouble. Plus, our server is rumored to have magical powers that will turn your virtual children into adorable little blocky creatures that will bring joy to your Minecraft world.

So why waste time dealing with rumors when you can join our server and experience a whole new level of fun and adventure? Join now and say goodbye to Ukrainian wife drama forever!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9424
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Potions Brewed:	88	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Blocky Builders Brigade – Where Noobs Become Pros!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated wonders with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right, llamas!

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain superhuman mining abilities.

3. Our community is made up of wizards, unicorns, and talking trees who are always ready to lend a hand or cast a spell to help you on your Minecraft journey.

4. The server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows the purest of hearted players to enter. Are you pure of heart? Only one way to find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and see where the blocks take you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

AztecDeathWhistleCraft – Where we blow whistles and mess with your mind!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner Aztec warrior and scare the living daylights out of normies with your death whistle at night. Imagine the chaos and confusion as they run for their lives while you laugh maniacally in the darkness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding pandas who control the economy with their vast potato farms. Join them in their quest for world domination and become a part of the most epic adventure you’ll ever have in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and your sanity. Let’s get weird, let’s get wild, let’s get Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mines Excavated:	2519	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old opening songs? Well, look no further because we have a leaked opening song that will blow your mind! It’s so epic that it will make you question reality itself. Join our server and experience the chaos of a world where the opening song is the key to unlocking secret powers and hidden treasures. Who knows what mysteries lie within this mystical melody? Join us now and be prepared to have your mind blown!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	495
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Crafty Country Chaos: Where the World is Your Oyster…or Creeper!

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Are you tired of the real world and its never-ending drama? Do you just want to escape to a place where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on a hilarious adventure filled with crazy challenges and wacky characters. Forget about politics and social issues, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic castle or mine the rarest diamonds.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground village where the villagers are actually zombies in disguise! And if you dare to venture into the Nether, you might come face to face with a giant chicken that breathes fire!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even discover the hidden treasure of the legendary diamond llama! Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft server anywhere else.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	43
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Pixelated Paradise: Where Ugly Blocks Become Beautiful Art

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will tickle your fancy and make you question why other game developers have lost their minds? Look no further! Our server boasts the most aesthetically pleasing style that is almost never used in this day and age. Why settle for boring old servers when you can join us and experience a world where creativity knows no bounds? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who are always up to no good. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a llama dance party or two. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Phull Sappot: Where Creeper’s Cry and Endermen Fly

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and fight off zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Allahu AAAAAAAACCCCKKKKKK, a mystical being who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hiding in the depths of the Nether. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all the creepers into friendly kittens, but you’ll have to join to find out the rest!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	354	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

JuggaloCraft: Where clowning around fixes all your blocky problems!

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Join our Minecraft server and become a juggalo to fix all of your problems! Life gets so much simpler once you’re down with the clown and bumping the wicked shit daily. Our server is filled with magic Faygo potions, insane clown mobs, and even a secret underground lair where Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope hang out. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free face paint kit to really embrace your inner juggalo. So come on, join us and let the power of the Dark Carnival guide you to victory in the world of Minecraft! Whoop whoop!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3