HouthisGonnaHateCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Bot testing

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This is the perfect server to test you bots! It includes an SMP, a superflat test world and a duels system. This server is also used in the daily by multiple bot developpers!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server for Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders! Are you ready to team up with Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko in a wild adventure like never before?

Imagine building epic structures with Kaneko Lumi’s guidance, battling mobs with Fuura Yuri’s expert skills, and exploring hidden caves with Ember Amane. But beware of Dizzy Dokuro’s pranks and Jelly Hoshiumi’s mischievous antics!

Join us for crazy fun and unforgettable moments in the Minecraft world. And who knows, you might even stumble upon Phase Friends like Lia, Prima, and the Ex-Tsunderia crew on your journey!

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Dive into the madness of /pcgia/ and let the adventure begin! Just remember, watch out for Komachi Panko’s legendary treehouse – you never know what surprises await you there!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Void Gems Collected:	22	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

What the Heck Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	2562
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Animals Bred:	182	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftyAddictz

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What’s something you can’t go a day without? If your answer is “playing on the most epic Minecraft server ever created”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so amazing, it’s been known to cure zombie pigmen of their bad attitudes and turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always sparklier. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Plus, our virtual buffet is always stocked with unlimited virtual cake. Yum!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	306239	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	445
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

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so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

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Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Void Gems Collected:	34

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

BlockBucks Adventures

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If money wasn’t an issue, you’d probably be joining our Minecraft server right now and living out your wildest blocky dreams! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player – rumor has it he’s a total noob at PvP though.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the land, spreading rainbow sparkles and good vibes to all who witness it.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft wonderland? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Farms Harvested:	826
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Love Letters Sent:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

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yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	437	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Potions Brewed:	32

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

FreePvP

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FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Farms Harvested:	750
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Void Armor Forged:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re running for president? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Kamala Harris herself is considering joining just to boost her chances in the next election. Imagine building your own White House replica and giving speeches to virtual crowds of villagers who hang on your every word. Plus, rumor has it Joe Rogan might even stop by for a podcast episode about the importance of mining diamonds. Join now and start your journey to virtual political stardom!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we come up with! Join us if you want to experience a server where the villagers have taken over and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. But don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.

We’ve got a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves.

But the real reason you should join our SMP? We have a group of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and challenge players to race them for epic prizes. Plus, our nether is filled with friendly pigmen who love to trade rare items for stacks of cooked porkchops.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse), come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they have a tendency to photobomb your epic builds at the worst possible moment.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BlockyHub – No Quitting Allowed!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is just as intense as this 41F’s dilemma!

Join us for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a world where you can build your own empire without worrying about workplace politics.

On our server, you can make 145k diamonds a day (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?) and never have to worry about quitting your job for your husband’s promotion.

Who needs a university job when you can be the ruler of your own Minecraft kingdom? Join now and let’s build a world where crazy employee handbooks and office drama don’t exist!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Animals Bred:	148
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Animals Bred:	133	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Farms Harvested:	159	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3