Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everything is predictable? Well, look no further because on this server, the Texies are in need of a second thread for some reason. Who knows what that even means, but it sounds important, right?

But wait, there’s more! Spookiness is a regular occurrence on this server, so if you’re a fan of being scared out of your blocky pants, this is the place for you. And don’t even get me started on the spaghetti-fest that is confirmed to happen. What’s a spaghetti-fest, you ask? Who knows, but it’s going to be wild!

So come join us on this crazy adventure where the game is always 0-0 because who needs rules anyway? It’s a free-for-all of madness and mayhem, and we want you to be a part of it. Just be prepared for the unexpected and be ready to laugh until your character’s face turns blue (or green, if you’re a zombie). See you in the chaos!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • SharkyCraft – Minecraft Server

    SharkyCraft – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs while wearing diamond armor and battling creepers with nothing but a carrot!

    Our server is so wild, even Gawr Gura herself would want to join in on the fun. In fact, she’s been known to pop in from time to time to challenge players to dance-offs and underwater building contests. And don’t even get us started on the epic loot you can find hidden in our secret dungeons – enchanted golden apples, anyone?

    So why wait? Dive into our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Royal Decrees Issued: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Magic Girl’s Minecraft SMP Storytime

    Magic Girl’s Minecraft SMP Storytime
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you must drink tea while playing! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that the tea leaves hold mystical powers that will enhance your building skills and give you the luck of a thousand rabbits.

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. So grab your tea cup and get ready to soar through the skies on your trusty diamond-encrusted pig steed.

    Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant talking chicken who will challenge you to epic dance battles for rare loot? Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a chicken twice your size.

    So come join us for a cuppa and a whole lot of chaos on our Minecraft SMP. Just be sure to bring your best dance moves and a healthy appetite for adventure!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Why Not? Minecraft Server

    Why Not? Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical rainbow cave filled with dancing unicorns.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless feathered warriors who will fight by your side against any mob that dares to challenge you.

    So why not join us and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • No Hate Minecraft SMP

    No Hate Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of hating on minorities in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let out all your pent-up aggression on virtual villagers instead. Punch some pixelated pigs, slap some square-shaped sheep, and unleash your inner rage in a safe and non-discriminatory environment. Who knew that building a blocky empire could be so therapeutic? Join now and say goodbye to your real-life prejudices, one creeper explosion at a time!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Emeralds Found: 7641 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Safe Poland Minecraft Server

    Safe Poland Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a party called “Safe Poland”? Well, look no further, because our server is the first officially anti-American, anti-German, and pro-Russian server in the Minecraft world since 1990! Join us for some crazy adventures where you can build walls to keep out those pesky Americans and Germans, while cozying up to your new Russian pals. Who knew politics could be this fun in Minecraft? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least interesting!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Enchantments Applied: 204
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Region of the Country Minecraft SMP

    Region of the Country Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most polite and well-mannered Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! On this server, everyone is required to address each other as “sir” or “ma’am” at all times. Not only that, but you must also thank cashiers and servers in-game for their hard work.

    But that’s not all – every morning, you must greet everyone with a cheerful “good morning” and give a friendly wave or nod. And if someone compliments your shirt or hat, be prepared to receive a virtual high-five!

    Join us for a truly unique and courteous Minecraft experience where manners are the name of the game. Who knew being polite could be so much fun?

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Buildings Constructed: 20

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Limbus Company General Minecraft Server

    Limbus Company General Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and mind-bending Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride through the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you’ll face off against crazed priests and barbers from La Manchaland. But watch out for the FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu, he’s always causing trouble!

    Our upcoming extractions include a showdown with the elusive ID & E.G.O, so get ready to flex your Minecraft skills like never before. And don’t forget to download the tutorial, because trust us, you’re gonna need it.

    But wait, there’s more! This server is directly tied to the twisted worlds of Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, so expect mind-blowing spoilers and plot twists at every turn. And if you’re looking for resources and guides, we’ve got you covered with links to all the EGO and Sinner info you could ever need.

    So why wait? Join us on this insane journey through Limbus Company, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few crazy priests and barbers). See you in the chaos!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Admitting HoloEN’s Lack of Professionalism – Minecraft SMP

    Admitting HoloEN’s Lack of Professionalism – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everything is too professional and serious? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We like to call ourselves “the EN curse” because we embrace our lack of professionalism and turn it into a hilarious joke.

    Join us and experience the chaos of a server where the admins are constantly causing mayhem, the players are always up to some shenanigans, and the mobs are just as likely to break out into a dance party as they are to attack you.

    Why settle for a normal Minecraft experience when you can join a server that’s so wild, it’s practically a circus? So come on, embrace the madness and join us on our quest to turn the world of Minecraft upside down (literally, we may or may not have flipped the entire map once just for fun). Don’t be a boring corpo drone, come join the insanity today!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Space Shuttle Minecraft Server

    Space Shuttle Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe the most efficient mode of transportation in space is a giant aluminum Pringle can! Forget boring old rockets, we’re all about style and function here.

    Join us for epic adventures as we journey through the galaxy in our trusty Pringle can spacecraft. Who needs NASA when you have a group of fearless gamers ready to take on the universe in style?

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rare and elusive Quiet Gay, a mysterious creature known for its impeccable fashion sense and love of all things sparkly. Rumor has it, if you can befriend a Quiet Gay, they’ll lead you to hidden treasures and secret realms within the game.

    So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us for out-of-this-world fun, aluminum Pringle cans, and a touch of fabulousness? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s blast off into the unknown together!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Disappointing Minecraft SMP Release – What Were They Thinking

    Disappointing Minecraft SMP Release – What Were They Thinking
    Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Look no further, because our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

    Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a villager who thinks he’s a superhero to a chicken who’s secretly plotting world domination.

    And don’t even get us started on our events – we once had a giant zombie apocalypse where players had to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs armed with diamond swords. It was chaos, but oh so much fun!

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 89 Dragon Eggs Found: 4810
    Epic Quests Completed: 29 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • CAPITALIPSIS Minecraft server

    CAPITALIPSIS Minecraft server

    Free and high-quality vanilla server with its own features! C:

    At CAPITALIPSIS you play as you please! All his mechanicsdesigned in such a way that you can simply play Minecraftand at the same time develop your privilege, privacy and economy!

    Play with or without private, farm coins or not… the choice is yours! But you’ll have to think about privileges. After all, many chips such as: measurements and special items are not immediately available and will require some work!

    • Only current and fully translated plugins ✔• Responsive and constantly playing administration ✔• Stable work 24/7 for more than one year ✔

    We will always welcome new players ^^

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Falling into the Void: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Level 1 Demon Lord & One Room Hero Minecraft Server

    Level 1 Demon Lord & One Room Hero Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that never update their content? Well, look no further because our server, let’s call it “Pirate Cove,” has finally caught up with the latest scanlations of Seven Seas manga! That’s right, we’re on the cutting edge of manga updates in the Minecraft world.

    Join our server for a chance to sail the Seven Seas in search of rare manga treasures. Build your own pirate ship, recruit a crew of manga-loving pirates, and embark on epic adventures to uncover hidden scanlations. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret island filled with unlimited manga resources just waiting to be discovered.

    So why waste your time on other servers when you can join “Pirate Cove” and be a part of the most manga-obsessed Minecraft community out there? Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Let’s set sail for adventure and manga madness!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Chimeras Created: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • The Diamond Dynasty – /TDD/ – Minecraft SMP

    The Diamond Dynasty – /TDD/ – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP out there! Join us on this epic journey to support our queen, Kamala Harris, in her quest to become the ultimate POTUS #47! This server is all about creating the dankest memes, roasting Trump supporters, and spreading the word about Mommy Kamala.

    Are you ready to denounce MAGA and Trump once and for all? Then grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine some liberal tears, because we’re here to make sure Lil’ Donnie gets the boot this November!

    But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll have access to exclusive links to the Democratic Party website, Kamala Harris’ personal page, and even a subreddit dedicated to our queen. Plus, we have a special thread theme that will have you grooving while you craft your memes.

    In our latest achievements, Kamala Harris turns 60 and we’re celebrating with a look back at her top 15 highlights. Plus, Georgia crosses the 1 million threshold during early voting, and even young Republicans are backing Kamala’s plan for marijuana. It’s all happening in this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show the world that Kamala Harris is our queen, our savior, and our ultimate meme machine! #Coconut #Brat #MommyKamala #Mamala

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 95 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 21 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Crafty Pøøp ęąţ Minecraft Server

    Crafty Pøøp ęąţ Minecraft Server
    Welcome to Pøøp ęąţ, the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Pøøp ęąţ and instantly found themselves surrounded by magical unicorns and flying pigs. The player rode on the back of a rainbow llama and battled evil creepers with a diamond sword made of pure awesomeness. They even stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples!

    But that’s not all! On Pøøp ęąţ, you can build the craziest structures you can imagine, like a giant toilet-shaped castle or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. You can also participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a crown made of enchanted golden carrots.

    So come join us at Pøøp ęąţ, where the adventures are wild, the laughs are endless, and the fun never stops! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the exploding chickens…they’re a real hoot!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 New Chunks Explored: 380127
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Goblin Markets Raided: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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