Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everything is predictable? Well, look no further because on this server, the Texies are in need of a second thread for some reason. Who knows what that even means, but it sounds important, right?

But wait, there’s more! Spookiness is a regular occurrence on this server, so if you’re a fan of being scared out of your blocky pants, this is the place for you. And don’t even get me started on the spaghetti-fest that is confirmed to happen. What’s a spaghetti-fest, you ask? Who knows, but it’s going to be wild!

So come join us on this crazy adventure where the game is always 0-0 because who needs rules anyway? It’s a free-for-all of madness and mayhem, and we want you to be a part of it. Just be prepared for the unexpected and be ready to laugh until your character’s face turns blue (or green, if you’re a zombie). See you in the chaos!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Kamala Crashing Hard Minecraft SMP

    Kamala Crashing Hard Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, it’ll make Kamala Harris look like she’s still running for president! We’ve got drops so intense, you’ll be questioning reality and wondering when the madness will end. And don’t even get me started on our secret Mamala-sisters roping event – it’s the stuff of legends! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 28
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 36

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Symbolic Sincerity Minecraft Server

    Symbolic Sincerity Minecraft Server
    Tired of dealing with LLMs (Llama-Loving Miscreants) on other servers? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is the only place where you can guarantee you’re not chatting with a sneaky llama in disguise. We’ve got a strict no-llama policy in place to ensure a llama-free gaming experience.

    Join us and escape the web of lies that other servers have woven. Our community is filled with genuine players who are just looking to have a good time without any llama-related drama. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So if you’ve ever wanted to build alongside aquatic creatures, now’s your chance!

    Don’t get caught up in the deceitful world of online gaming. Join our server and experience true sincerity in the form of blocky adventures and dolphin-led construction projects. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have a blast with our dolphin overlords in the virtual realm?

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Where Should I Get My Thanksgiving Dinner This Year Minecraft SMP

    Where Should I Get My Thanksgiving Dinner This Year Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Thanksgiving dinners with your family? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is serving up a feast like no other! Join us for a Thanksgiving extravaganza where you can hunt down turkeys, gather potatoes, and even fish for pumpkin pie!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has been transformed into a giant turkey boss that drops epic loot when defeated. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden cornucopia filled with rare items and treasures.

    So forget about traditional dinners and boring family conversations, come join us for a Thanksgiving celebration that will leave you stuffed with laughter and adventure!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Cool Krillin Minecraft Server

    Cool Krillin Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your genetic peak and fight among the best? Look no further than our server, where we have the world’s strongest human as a player! He may have been born with weaknesses, but he ignores them and is determined to fight for a good cause. Join us for epic battles and outrageous adventures – because coolness is all about character, not just ability or skill!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Alien Abductions: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Amelia Watson and Dooby Minecraft SMP Fan Club

    Amelia Watson and Dooby Minecraft SMP Fan Club
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with Amelia Watson and Dooby appreciation. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a server dedicated to our favorite adorable, dorky, wonderful angel?

    Rumor has it that if you join this SMP, you’ll be blessed with incredible luck in finding diamonds. Amelia Watson herself will guide you to the richest mines and Dooby will protect you from any creepers that come your way.

    But that’s not all – we’ve heard whispers that Amelia and Dooby have secret bases filled with rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Join now and you might just stumble upon their hidden treasures!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and bask in the glory of Amelia Watson and Dooby. It’s going to be a Minecraft journey like no other!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Towny MC

    Towny MC

    Create a Kingdom, become a trade master, or be a nomad who simply goes where they please. Our server encourages player led solutions to problems such as our outlaw and player jail system. Join today!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Animals Bred: 66

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Crimson Ash SMP

    Crimson Ash SMP

    Welcome to Crimson Ash SMP !

    Best Filipino Minecraft Server , This Server have Features like Thirst mod, Skills, Mob Leveling etc. This Server is only Survival Server but there’s a twist we add roleplay into this server like marriage ! What are you waiting for come and join to this server !

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 11 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • ⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

    ⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

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    ⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

    ⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

    ⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

    ⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

    ⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

    ⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

    ⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

    ⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

    ⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

    ⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Blocky Bod Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bod Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special body type that will have you questioning reality! We call it the “Spaghetti Squid” body type – imagine a player with the body of a squid and the limbs of a spaghetti noodle, flailing around as they try to mine and build. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

    Join us on this server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Whether you’re exploring our custom-built dungeons or participating in our weekly “Squid Noodle Olympics”, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden “Spaghetti Squid Temple”, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Squid Noodle God himself!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft server and discover the true meaning of spaghetti squid madness!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Villages Defended: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Caffeine Craze Minecraft SMP

    Caffeine Craze Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wildest caffeine-fueled adventures in the blocky world! Our server is filled with coffee-loving players who believe that a small amount of coffee per day is the key to unlocking their building skills and PvP prowess.

    Rumor has it that the founder of our server once built an entire castle in one night after downing a gallon of espresso. And don’t even get us started on the time when a player defeated the Ender Dragon in record time thanks to a triple shot latte.

    So come join us if you’re ready to take your Minecraft game to the next level with the power of coffee! Who needs diamonds when you have a good cup of joe to fuel your adventures?

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Reddit Germany Minecraft Server

    Reddit Germany Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace our inner redditors and take Germany to the next level of meme greatness! Join us as we build giant bratwurst statues, ride pigs into battle, and overthrow the evil Ender Dragon with the power of upvotes!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have mastered the art of trolling creepers with dank memes? Plus, rumor has it that Angela Merkel herself logs on to play every night, leading epic raids against rival factions while wearing a diamond-studded lederhosen.

    So come on down to our server and experience the most reddit country in Europe in all its glory. Just be prepared for some seriously epic meme warfare and maybe a few too many schnitzel jokes along the way. Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Tribalism Minecraft SMP

    Tribalism Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is all about peace and love? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where tribalism is the name of the game and Jesus is just a “dead jew on a stick” according to some of our players (we don’t judge, we just play Minecraft).

    In our Might Is Right world, every tribe is out for themselves and conquering enemy tribes is the ultimate goal. But why hate on the jews? Is it because they’re winning and you’re losing? Or maybe it’s because of the methods they use? But hey, in this crazy world, survival of the fittest is the #1 principle, so no need to whine about it!

    So come join us on our server where the only rule is to have fun and embrace your inner tribal warrior. Who knows, you might even make some new friends (or enemies, but that’s all part of the fun)! See you in the game, and remember, this is the thread you’ve been waiting for!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 19 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 26 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Vality Survival

    Vality Survival

    Vality Survival Version: 1.21 (ViaVersion + ViaBackwards support) IP: valitysurvival.com

    Custom Biomes, Epic Adventures Welcome to Vality Survival, a thrilling PvP-focused Survival SMP with a fully custom world waiting to be explored. Claim your land in unique biomes, build your empire, and dive into our competitive yet friendly community!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • topworldmc

    topworldmc

    Welcome to [TOPWORLMC]! Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure with our three unique gamemodes: Survival, CasinoSMP, and Hardcore, with much more coming soon! Whether you’re a casual player looking to build and explore, or a hardcore competitor ready to face challenges, we have something for everyone.

    Our server is currently in whitelist mode as we prepare for the official Season 1 launch in just one week! Join now and be among the first to explore, build, and compete in this brand-new, community-driven server. Be sure to check back soon for more exciting updates and features!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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