Horny2Happy – Minecraft SMP

Afterglow, arousal, Boundaries, Climax, Decision making, Desires, fantasies, fleeting thoughts, horny, Horny2Happy, impulse, Minecraft, Pleasure, post-orgasm clarity, regret, satisfaction, self reflection, self-control, sexual behavior, sexual fantasies, smp, taboo, temptation

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you feeling satisfied? Look no further than our server, where the only thing harder than mining for diamonds is resisting the urge to build a giant phallic structure. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time Steve accidentally spawned a horde of angry llamas in the middle of town. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get digging!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Players Killed by Monsters:	1896
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Villages Defended:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	342
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Void Gems Collected:	35	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	184	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Zombie Dances:	3
Crops Grown:	6031	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dimension Hops:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	668
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Emeralds Found:	6326
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.