Horny2Happy – Minecraft SMP

Afterglow, arousal, Boundaries, Climax, Decision making, Desires, fantasies, fleeting thoughts, horny, Horny2Happy, impulse, Minecraft, Pleasure, post-orgasm clarity, regret, satisfaction, self reflection, self-control, sexual behavior, sexual fantasies, smp, taboo, temptation

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you feeling satisfied? Look no further than our server, where the only thing harder than mining for diamonds is resisting the urge to build a giant phallic structure. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time Steve accidentally spawned a horde of angry llamas in the middle of town. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get digging!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9922	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3995	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9262	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	416
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	539	Mines Excavated:	4770
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Falling into the Void:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5231
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Runes Activated:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Emeralds Found:	8429
Alien Abductions:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	7698	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Void Armor Forged:	28
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ores Mined:	2437	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Void Gems Collected:	16
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Magic Items Found:	7726

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.