Horny2Happy – Minecraft SMP

Afterglow, arousal, Boundaries, Climax, Decision making, Desires, fantasies, fleeting thoughts, horny, Horny2Happy, impulse, Minecraft, Pleasure, post-orgasm clarity, regret, satisfaction, self reflection, self-control, sexual behavior, sexual fantasies, smp, taboo, temptation

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you feeling satisfied? Look no further than our server, where the only thing harder than mining for diamonds is resisting the urge to build a giant phallic structure. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time Steve accidentally spawned a horde of angry llamas in the middle of town. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get digging!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Divine Spears Created:	26

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	412
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Villages Defended:	8
Meteorites Collected:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1457

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	208
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magic Items Found:	3910
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Towns Built:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Animals Bred:	102
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4376	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
New Chunks Explored:	942908	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!