Horny2Happy – Minecraft SMP

Afterglow, arousal, Boundaries, Climax, Decision making, Desires, fantasies, fleeting thoughts, horny, Horny2Happy, impulse, Minecraft, Pleasure, post-orgasm clarity, regret, satisfaction, self reflection, self-control, sexual behavior, sexual fantasies, smp, taboo, temptation

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you feeling satisfied? Look no further than our server, where the only thing harder than mining for diamonds is resisting the urge to build a giant phallic structure. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time Steve accidentally spawned a horde of angry llamas in the middle of town. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get digging!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	902
Chimeras Created:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Buildings Constructed:	46
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Animals Bred:	67

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	263	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Magic Items Found:	4656

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Emeralds Found:	5905	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Zombie Dances:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1233
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	245	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Potions Brewed:	141	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Void Gems Collected:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.