Horny2Happy – Minecraft SMP

Afterglow, arousal, Boundaries, Climax, Decision making, Desires, fantasies, fleeting thoughts, horny, Horny2Happy, impulse, Minecraft, Pleasure, post-orgasm clarity, regret, satisfaction, self reflection, self-control, sexual behavior, sexual fantasies, smp, taboo, temptation

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you feeling satisfied? Look no further than our server, where the only thing harder than mining for diamonds is resisting the urge to build a giant phallic structure. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time Steve accidentally spawned a horde of angry llamas in the middle of town. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get digging!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Runes Activated:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Epic Quests Completed:	20

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Towns Built:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	379
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	22

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	479	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Farms Harvested:	536	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	423	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	126900	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Farms Harvested:	239	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Ores Mined:	3617
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	105

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dimension Hops:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.