Horny2Happy – Minecraft SMP

Afterglow, arousal, Boundaries, Climax, Decision making, Desires, fantasies, fleeting thoughts, horny, Horny2Happy, impulse, Minecraft, Pleasure, post-orgasm clarity, regret, satisfaction, self reflection, self-control, sexual behavior, sexual fantasies, smp, taboo, temptation

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you feeling satisfied? Look no further than our server, where the only thing harder than mining for diamonds is resisting the urge to build a giant phallic structure. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time Steve accidentally spawned a horde of angry llamas in the middle of town. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get digging!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Farms Harvested:	371	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Alien Abductions:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Potions Brewed:	193
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Animals Bred:	98
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	39	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Magic Items Found:	2534	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Potions Brewed:	37	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1853	Endless Night Skies:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Secret Passages Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Ores Mined:	6300	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.