Horny2Happy – Minecraft SMP

Afterglow, arousal, Boundaries, Climax, Decision making, Desires, fantasies, fleeting thoughts, horny, Horny2Happy, impulse, Minecraft, Pleasure, post-orgasm clarity, regret, satisfaction, self reflection, self-control, sexual behavior, sexual fantasies, smp, taboo, temptation

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you feeling satisfied? Look no further than our server, where the only thing harder than mining for diamonds is resisting the urge to build a giant phallic structure. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time Steve accidentally spawned a horde of angry llamas in the middle of town. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get digging!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Mines Excavated:	1765	Runes Activated:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

DreamCraftMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

“Welcome to the DreamCraftMC, where the Minecraft experience reaches new heights! Immerse yourself in a world of excitement and innovation with our carefully curated selection of awesome plugins and special features. Discover gameplay like never before as you navigate through a server designed to deliver thrills, challenges, and endless adventures.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NightwolfMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

NightwolfMC is a casual Skyblock and SMP experience with the latest plugins and custom coding. It runs on 1.20.2 but is backward compatible with older versions. All players are welcome.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Elysium

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A Minecraft community where you can explore a world of endless adventures, play with your friends, have fun, participate in exclusive events and trade with a trading system created by the players themselves.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dimension Hops:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Local craft

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Villages Defended:	19
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Crops Grown:	1995

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

NobleRealms

Cross-Play, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We have brand new Towny SMP and Pixelmon servers, join today to take part in the fun!This server includes custom Worlds, Towny, Player Shops, Quests, Player Warps, Custom Plugins, Boss Events, Custom Items, and more!If you want more information regarding NobleRealms just join our discord channel!discord.noblerealms.comCome have fun with us on the server join now! IP: play.noblerealms.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Farms Harvested:	720

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

freakplot

Economy, PvE, Survival

Fully crossplay compatible minecraft multiplayer SMP server. Anyone can play no matter the console! Join the discord for more information!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	211	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

LeviathanOG

Anarchy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The LeviathanOG community was created on 05.12.2016. The goal our goal is to create an environment as pleasant as possible to play and collect people who want to play on a well configured and placed server to the point.Forum: https://leviathanog.ro/forum/ IP: Play.LeviathanOG.Ro Store: http://magazin.leviathanog.ro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/C9u73cx5EQ

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

VexalMC

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	143	Emeralds Found:	2538
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dragons Tamed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Transcendence Survival Project

Creative, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Void Gems Collected:	31
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Divine Spears Created:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

GlitchNet

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

NZ Server

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Renderite

Earth, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Renderite Skyblock MMORPG Hello everyone, welcome to the store of Renderite Skyblock. Renderite is a massive server with custom made functions like renting and merchants that includes an enormous map created by the mayor himself. —————————————————————————————- Why Renderite? Renderite was developed by Green and he spent approximately 1 thousand hours creating the map, scripts and updates. It is also funded well by the investors. We have no limits when it comes to player experience. Your idea is important for us. —————————————————————————————-

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Meteorites Collected:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Project New Tomorrow

Creative, Mini Games

WHO WE ARE: Project: New Tomorrow encompasses the historical and golden age of themed entertainment with the technological advancements of the 21st Century. It is a celebration of and a living tribute to the past, present, and future of the theme park industry. Our server, as part of our growing platform, produces quality digital products and experiences: “By the fans, for the fans.” Project: New Tomorrow is entirely nonprofit and worked on in our spare time.WHAT WE HAVE: When you join, you spawn right in the heart and soul of the Project: New Tomorrow server. Our server hub is the central destination for all of our featured offerings. Here you can enjoy relaxing attractions, shop for cosmetics, preview upcoming additions, and so much more! At the GamePlex, you can compete with your friends in a variety of themed minigames. On our Creative Server, you can create to your heart’s content with unlimited resources and large plots. Project: New Tomorrow has something for everyone.THE LEGACY COLLECTION: This offering is home to a unique celebration of the past that immerses you in a permanent exhibition of some of the most notable attractions ever created. With state-of-the-art audio, visuals, 3D Models, and other specialized techniques, the Legacy Collection allows you to travel back in time to experience legendary rides and attractions once again. Explore the history behind The Legacy Project as you step through projection screens in this educating, entertaining, and inspiring offering.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Billionaire City

Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

OUT NOW IN BETA JOIN OUR DISCORD to be updated and get the free OG Rank! THIS AWAITS YOU IN BILLIONAIRE CITY: – Optimized Economy System made for maximum competitiveness – Houses, Plots and Apartments that you can either rent, buy or lease to other players – A new and well thought-through Job system that will get you going right away We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	691	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.