Horny2Happy – Minecraft SMP

Afterglow, arousal, Boundaries, Climax, Decision making, Desires, fantasies, fleeting thoughts, horny, Horny2Happy, impulse, Minecraft, Pleasure, post-orgasm clarity, regret, satisfaction, self reflection, self-control, sexual behavior, sexual fantasies, smp, taboo, temptation

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you feeling satisfied? Look no further than our server, where the only thing harder than mining for diamonds is resisting the urge to build a giant phallic structure. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time Steve accidentally spawned a horde of angry llamas in the middle of town. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get digging!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Hyskies Network

Skyblock

Hyskies is a Minecraft server that was launched back in 2019. We have years of experience hosting fun, popular, and unique servers! Join us today to see what we have to offer!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Potions Brewed:	90
Falling into the Void:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

The Fahr Realm

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thank you for taking the time to read this. In July of 2016 I set up this server for my friends and I so we could have fun together. We have Towny for land protection, Mcmmo for an RPG-like feel , Infernal mobs with loot for a real challenge. Vehicles like planes and cars. Guns and explosives for extended combat along with many many custom enchantments for you to enjoy. There are no pay to win elements either, so everyone is on the same playing field.When you first join, you will spawn in a white room, our rules are there. Then in the next room you will meet two villagers, these villagers will help you make your starter kit. Unlike other servers – you get a choice in what you get for your starter gear! The last room has additional information for you before you depart to the wilderness. Be careful out there and make sure to take a bed with you as we have a sleep voting system to skip the nightI really hope you can come online and enjoy what I’ve worked so hard on 🙂 -Vk

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PlanetBrunei

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

Hey guys! Make sure to check PlanetBn Server out! IP: mc.planetbn.com Web: www.planetbn.com Lag Free 24/7 Online CRACKED SERVER!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dimension Hops:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Disorbs Skyblock

MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to Disorbs, an awesome Server with amazing people! Here you can bring your friends or make new ones and begin your new journey or, if you would rather, by yourself. Come and join the server today to have fun!Features: 1.18+ Skyblock Free /Fly Ore-Gen mcMMO Custom Enchants (Engrams) Spawners Server Crates and More…

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Villages Defended:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Cavetale

Economy, PvE, Raiding, Survival

Who are we? We are a Minecraft community invested in exploring new gameplay ideas to be integrated with vanilla Minecraft. On Cavetale, you can play the way you want. Play the core vanilla game, undisturbed. Progress in our custom made skills system with its extensive talent tree. Build a city together with the rest of the community and let our custom made convenience features assist you. Take your friends on an exciting monster raid or other hosted regular events.Who are you? You have a passion for Minecraft and are looking for a server to call your new place to be. One that has many years of history and many more to go. Where a functioning and welcoming community is held higher than the quick mini game fix. You like to discuss existing features with us and suggest new ones. Ideas are always welcome as we make our own plugins. If any of this describes you, then look no further. We want you to come play with us.Our team is a curated staff of plugin developers, event hosts, and moderators. Together we are fostering a friendly and welcoming community. We do our utmost to maintain a functioning and meritocratic economy where effort is rewarded. We designed a comprehensive ruleset and plenty of tools to ensure nobody gets to cheat or spoil your fun.Game modes: Our network offers first and foremost the Home world where you play in survival mode. Here, you claim land to make your base, towns, farms, or anythin else. All worlds share a currency which is earned in-game and is needed to grow claims and trade with each other. We have a dedicated Mining world which resets once a week so that resources never run out and the Home world stays pristine. Furthermore, you can plan your builds on our creative server.Home World with claims and homes Mining World (resets once a week) Economy, Market World and Auctions Mass Item Storage for easy inventory management (Active Development) Skills System with unlockable Talents (Experimental) A streaming bot letting you watch the server any time Regular Hosted Events like dungeons, competitions, or mini games

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2639	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Towns Built:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Valkycraft

Survival

This is a survival custom server where you can find different types of biomes, many trades, custom mobs and skills with our texture pack that will improve your gameplay.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Trexy

MCMMO, Survival

What is trexy?A survival OP, with custom enchantments, skills, custom menus, warps, protections, custom objects, etc.Why should I join?There are millions of servers, this one may have some things that others don’t, if you want to play you can enter and enjoy, the staff is always willing to help you.¿Es pay to win?It is not pay to win, all the best is farmable and if you want to buy range or things for real money, it is cheap.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Cloudrealms

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Skyblock Adventures, where the sky is the limit and your creativity knows no bounds! Dive into the ultimate skyblock experience where you’ll embark on an epic journey to conquer challenges, build your own thriving island, and forge new friendships along the way.Features:Custom Skyblock Experience: Our server offers a unique and customized skyblock experience designed to provide endless entertainment and challenges for players of all skill levels.Island Creation: Start your adventure by creating your own island from scratch. Build towering structures, expansive farms, and intricate landscapes to make your island truly one-of-a-kind.Economy and Trading: Engage in a dynamic player-driven economy where you can buy, sell, and trade resources with other players. Build your wealth and expand your island empire through smart investments and shrewd trading strategies.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Rapid Skies

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

A new released standard Minecraft Skyblock server, Includes Minions, Crate keys, Mob coins, Spawners and more! Feel free to come and stop by to join us in this adventure! Server versions above. Now with £/$ 100 IS Top!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

AmaruGamma

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to AmaruGamma! A server in which we have a Towny Chill and a community that will welcome you with open arms, currently we already include Quests, Skills, Mobs and Custom Items and much more to come! We also have Bedrock compatibility! What are you waiting for? Join AmaruGamma! Host located in Chile Bedrock Compatibility IP JAVA: amarugamma.holy.gg IP BEDROCK: santiago2.holy.gg Puerto: 25565English: AmaruGamma is a Minecraft Towny server for players who speak Spanish. It also features quests, skills, mobs, and custom items, with much more yet to come! AmaruGamma is hosted in Chile, and its cross-play support makes it possible to join from both Java and Bedrock. Bedrock players can join the server using “santiago2.holy.gg” as the IP and “25565” as the port.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Animals Bred:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

RoyaltMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

RoyaltMC is in an incredible phase!!Currently, the REVEX Server is active – 1.20+ The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each worldCome adventure with us!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Star Shards Collected:	100	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Raspberryboat // Survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Raspberryboat An unique 1.20 survival experience.Survival: An enhanced survival experience. – Land claiming – Leaderboards – Unique voting events – Custom currency – Quests – Tasks – Jobs – Skills – Pet shop – Cosmetics – Endless fun

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Copper Valley MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Copper Valley MC, a small, adult-only survival server focused on providing a chill, stress-free experience after a long day of class or work. There are a couple plugins that alter game-play in a fun and fresh way. Mobs are leveled, so as you venture further from spawn, the more health and attack the mobs have. Protect your land with Towny, and forge alliances with neighboring towns. MCMMO provides a comprehensive skills system to level up your player. Create chest shops to sell your items and set a warp so others can visit. Tired of survival? Take a break in the skies on your very own Skyblock island!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4353	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Farms Harvested:	373

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Vindicterra

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Vindicterra – Unleash your Minecraft adventure on our Custom 1:300 Europe Map! Immerse yourself in a realm of unparalleled excitement with our one-of-a-kind features:Custom Factions Plugin: Forge alliances, wage epic battles, and conquer territories like never before! Our unique Factions experience adds a strategic layer to your gameplay, where power and diplomacy reign supreme.Custom Economy: Amass wealth, trade with fellow players, and dominate the economic landscape. Our tailored economy system brings a fresh twist to the game, offering endless possibilities for entrepreneurial minds.Custom Items: Discover a treasure trove of exclusive items meticulously crafted to enhance your Minecraft journey. From powerful weapons to awe-inspiring artifacts, each item is designed to elevate your gameplay to new heights.Custom Resource Pack: Immerse yourself in the beauty of our bespoke resource pack, tailored to complement the grandeur of our 1:300 Europe Map. Every detail is carefully designed to deliver a visually stunning and unique Minecraft experience.Server IP: play.vindicterra.net: Join the adventure now! Embark on a quest across the vast lands of Europe, where every decision you make shapes the course of your destiny. Unleash your creativity, build mighty fortresses, and engage in epic battles on Vindicterra!Don’t miss out! Join us at play.vindicterra.net for an unparalleled Minecraft journey filled with conquest, camaraderie, and customization. Vindicterra awaits – Claim your place in the grand tapestry of our custom-crafted world!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Fantasy on Aincraft Online

Creative, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

What is FAO? FAO is a Minecraft server that takes inspiration from the iconic work “Sword Art Online”. In this exciting world, you will enter a universe full of challenges, missions and lasting friendships. With diverse gameplay, epic combat, and the opportunity to explore a vast world, FAO is the perfect place for SAO fans and Minecraft lovers.Staff Wanted: We are looking for new Staff members who are passionate about FAO. If you have the skills and dedication, you could join our team!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	91
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!