Horny2Happy – Minecraft SMP

Afterglow, arousal, Boundaries, Climax, Decision making, Desires, fantasies, fleeting thoughts, horny, Horny2Happy, impulse, Minecraft, Pleasure, post-orgasm clarity, regret, satisfaction, self reflection, self-control, sexual behavior, sexual fantasies, smp, taboo, temptation

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you feeling satisfied? Look no further than our server, where the only thing harder than mining for diamonds is resisting the urge to build a giant phallic structure. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time Steve accidentally spawned a horde of angry llamas in the middle of town. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get digging!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	24

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

No BS Hybrid Multiworld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This is a No BS approach to MC server hosting. There is no pay to win and you can obtain everything in game. This server is all about fun factor and meeting other great like minded people and having a blast together. We offer a wide range of activities Survival with Factions. Building with Land Claims. Mini Games. Economy. Ranking with no limits and no pay walls. We also offer a RPG world but this feature is currently in Alpha. We also offer a live map of the server : http://mc.gmaxlive.com:8123/

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Divictus Gaming

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

IP: mc.divictusgaming.com Website: www.DivictusGaming.com

* Custom World * Good PvP * Cars / Bikes * Residence * Many Crates

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Star Shards Collected:	111
Towns Built:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Dragons Tamed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PokeRivals

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

PokeRivals offers an environment that is unmatched to any other server. Our community and custom content will take your breath away, and leave you playing for hours on end! Join our everlasting community today at play.pokerivals.com!

Features: > Jobs (earn money any way you choose!) > Community Missions (unlock achievements and awards as a server!) > No Lag [100%]! > Interactive Discord > Lots of Events > Seasons like Fortnite!

We are running Pixelmon Reforged Latest. To install pixelmon, please visit http://www.installpixelmon.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Love Letters Sent:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Gods Slained:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MC Badlands

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Join us on Discord! https://mcb-disc.docithe.net/

We are primarily a survival server, but we also offer many plugins to build on that experience, protect our players and their builds, and improve the survival experience! PvP is optional!

We have a fantastic, welcoming environment that’s been going strong for years! This isn’t just a big group of random people that play Minecraft on the same server – it’s a giant group of friends. We’ve withstood the test of time. MC Badlands has been around since 2011. This is not a server that’s going to go offline tomorrow. We’ve been here for a long time and we’re not going anywhere! We offer and encourage our players to participate in many play styles.

At the end of the day, MC Badlands offers a the complete experience for any player that’s sure to keep you coming back for more! We look forward to meeting you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

VanillaEvolved

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Minecraft isn’t what it used to be. Massive minigame server networks dominate the top server lists. Factions has seemingly become part of Minecraft for many. Even if you can manage to find a server that has pure survival mode, it’s not unlikely that the fun will soon be ruined by cheaters, the server will lag and crash, or staff will abuse their power. If you just want to play Minecraft as it was intended to be played, you’ve come to the right place.

Rules: 1. Treat others with the same respect you would want for yourself. 2. Don’t bother trying to cheat, it won’t work. 3. Don’t deliberately cause lag or downtime.

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	135
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

KGB Minecraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival

The server from Serbia, operating since 2011, successfully provides entertainment for players of various ages. We have a lot of different servers, so there is something for everyone.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3964	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Miccraft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

“Welcome to miccraft.com!

Our community enjoys a fun, lag free experience thanks to our dedicated, high performance, server housed in a data centre for high bandwidth and unparalleled 24/7 reliability.

We host a friendly community of players with great staff who actively participate in making the playing experience fun and enjoyable for all players. As a result, we have implemented many of your ideas making this the best, community oriented, server.

Our server is semi-vanilla, we only use plugging that adds to the vanilla experience without being intrusive or ruining the vanilla experience. These include: ·Land Claims: This protects all your hard work from greifers. ·Shops: This makes selling and trading easier and more convenient ·TPA: This allows you to play near your friends and to build your own community within our server. ·Wild: This allows you to play far away from anyone else… should this be what you wish.

Give us a try and let us know what you think… you’ll see why people come and stay with us :)”

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Neocrafters

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival Games

A server where the main aspect is quality! A large list of online mini-games for the enjoyment of all users who do not have a Preminum account within reach. Mc.neocrafters.es YOUR ONLINE SERVER 24 HOURS A DAY!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Villages Defended:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Minemora Server

Creative, KitPvP, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

IP: mc.minemora.net It is an independent Minecraft server created with the aim of entertaining players in its different game modes. We invite you to connect with us and enjoy this wonderful Server This is a serivor with the modalities of: – Survival – Skywars – The Hunger Games – KitPvP

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Void Armor Forged:	25
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Animals Bred:	173
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Impeerium minecraft server

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The newly started minecraft server in Estonia, which offers a lot of fun gaming experiences, kindly accepts the suggestions offered by the players and, if there are good ideas, implements them.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Emerald Prison | OP Prison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

Emerald Prison is a one-of-a-kind prison experience! Upgrade, automate, and customize your own private Realm as you progress through our unique badge system. Unlock Components and hatch Companions that destroy blocks for you in all of your various Mine types – each of which provides a unique boost to your progress. Prestige your pickaxe and equip animated cosmetics that allow your enchantments to shine.

There are many more features to check out, so join us and our community today to get started!

IP: play.EmeraldPrisonMC.com Discord: https://discord.gg/EmeraldPrison

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Potions Brewed:	30	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

TacoLand

Skywars

Hello, Welcome! TacoLand is a SkyWars 1.8.x server without lag. Not premium and if you vote for it you can get great benefits like free tortillas. So what are you waiting for? Enter now and invite your friends to get to know our great server 😀 We are waiting for you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Journey Gaming

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival

Start your Journey now! Website: http://journeygaming.com/ IP: play.journeygaming.com A complete custom Pixelmon Experience, join us for the best Survival Pixelmon has to offer! Featuring a unique version of Pixelmon with new Pokemon including Darkrai, Arceus, Dialga, Palkia, Xereneas and Yveltal!

Featuring: 3 Servers: Johto, Hoenn, and Sinnoh! ALL pokemon are available on ALL servers! 8 Player Gyms with two different Tiers across all of our servers Custom Content from Move Tutor to GUI Badges to Fly Suits! Special Aura Pokemon obtainable in game! Keys and Crates to obtain random pokemon and In-Game Shops! Vote Parties! Regularly Scheduled competitive Tournaments and Events planned and organized by our staff team!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

DiamondFire

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

DiamondFire is a Minecraft multiplayer server where players can create their own games! Using DiamondFire’s custom-built visual programming platform, players can construct game logic by simply placing regular Minecraft blocks.

The system is easy to use and requires no prior programming experience. It’s the easiest way for players to create their own Minecraft minigames and share them with the world! There’s no need to set up a server, to know how to write code, or to download any client mods. Just join mcdiamondfire.com and get creating!

In February 2016, DiamondFire was named the #1 Minigame Server by the Minecraft Forum! Our server has consistently been praised for its unique concept and thriving community!

In July 2017, DiamondFire was showcased at the Scratch 2017 Conference in Bordeaux, France! Scratch is a computer science education tool developed by MIT. By providing a block-based coding system directly within Minecraft multiplayer, DiamondFire teaches programming concepts in a unique social environment; this results in high engagement and strong learning outcomes!

Join at mcdiamondfire.com!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Noxcrew Factory

Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Noxcrew Factory is a server created by the Noxcrew to host gameshow and the other creations by the Noxcrew (The people behind the most recent Terra Swoop Force map!).

We strive to bring unique gamemodes which are at a high quality. You will not see similar modes on other servers!

MCStrike is a unique and incredibly fun gun-combat style gamemode with tons of potential for awesome gamemodes! Unlock a variety of guns and equipment and use them to level up or prestige!

Gameshow is a collection of Arcade minigames with 3v3 playstyles based on the Youtube series of ‘Noxcrew Gameshow’!

Come join the fun right now on:

nox.gs

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	49	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.