Horny2Happy – Minecraft SMP

Afterglow, arousal, Boundaries, Climax, Decision making, Desires, fantasies, fleeting thoughts, horny, Horny2Happy, impulse, Minecraft, Pleasure, post-orgasm clarity, regret, satisfaction, self reflection, self-control, sexual behavior, sexual fantasies, smp, taboo, temptation

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you feeling satisfied? Look no further than our server, where the only thing harder than mining for diamonds is resisting the urge to build a giant phallic structure. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time Steve accidentally spawned a horde of angry llamas in the middle of town. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get digging!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3145

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Rede Cypher

Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to the Cypher Network! We are a new server still in beta, we plan to add more exclusives for players, we have mcMMO, economy system, elevators, banking system, in the future we will add more exclusive features of the Cypher Network.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SolarMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

WE ARE EXCITED TO WELCOME YOU TO SOLARMC Our server offers 3 exclusive modes:

Vanilla S1: Our Vanilla offers many specialties, such as the Outposts, an area that once conquered will provide you and your team with a damage multiplier, money, and an exclusive shop! Bounties, take revenge by placing a bounty on your opponent and make him a target for all players on the server! Auctions, earn money by selling the goods you have earned to other players, or if you can afford it, buy from them! Crates, if you have earned it at the outposts by fighting, you will be able to open a crate where you will receive materials that are almost impossible to obtain, which makes them valuable, or… buy a key from our shop! DailyRewards, get daily rewards that will increase in value over the days, but be careful, miss one day and you’ll start all over again! Kits, purchase kits via in-game money, or receive an exclusive one by purchasing VIP! Leaderboards, climb the rankings to the top in: money, kills, deaths and elo to receive rewards! Have fun!

Kit-PvP: Kit-PvP is a unique mode of its kind, for each kit you unlock by leveling up, you will also unlock a special ability! Face your opponents with the classic PvP 1.8 style and climb the rankings for the player with the most kd by receiving a nametag in chat that will strike fear into the first unlucky person who dares to go against you.

Practice: Leaderboards, show everyone who is the strongest by climbing the rankings in the various practice kits or in the wins! Different modes every week! A simple Practice that makes things more competitive, PvP lovers this is the place for you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dimension Hops:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Midgardsaga.nu

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

A newly started Swedish server with a focus on building and having fun. Here we are friendly and nice to each other.

Karta: http://Midgardsaga.nu:8100/

Swedish Minecraft server. Where the focus is on building and having fun.

– Mcmmo- Jobs- Lands- Elit mobs- Wildchest- Jets hoppers – Advanced Dungeons- Cmi- Ranker– Danns World generator

Are some of the plugins we use

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	4844	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

FutureMC Skyblock

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

Hello have you been in search for a new skyblock server, I think you’re search is now over Come join us on your adventure and have the time of you’re life!

Server Features: – Custom Resource Pack – Minions – Custom Plugins – Custom Mission – Custom Islands – Bridge Themes – Player Skills

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	192	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PvPCharge

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

PvPCharge is a network of Minecraft servers released on February 10th. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers!

Our Current Servers: – Skyblock – Prisons – Factions

Join Today! – play.pvpcharge.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Surviland

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come play on our exciting Minecraft Survival server called Surviland! We have a lot of interesting things to keep you entertained. Connect now to survi.land and join the fun in our supported versions from 1.9 to 1.20. We are waiting for you to live the adventure!

Enter now using the IP: Survi.land

#MinecraftSurvival #AssuredFun #SurvilandHasReturned

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

The Tartarus Network

PvE

Welcome to the realm of demons and nightmares, full of ancient treasures, friends and foes alike. Welcome to The Tartarus Network..

Here at the network, we take what people want and make it into reality. Whether it be more mobs, items, or recipes for crafting, we’re always here to help! Current servers include our Elemental Reborn project, a revival of a much more ancient land, and the hidden foes and powers within…

We hope you enjoy the ride, and have a good time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Terra Nova

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Draw Forth and Join the Ranks of Terra Nova, A Vanilla Survival Server! (18+) Our 1.20.1 server is once again recruiting players from all corners of the earth to join our amazing community. We are an 18+ only community, and cater to those ages.

We are a purely community server. We are catered to your enjoyment and do not sell roles, ranks or benefits on the server. We are a free to play community that aims at bringing creative players together and foster a community that lasts.

To join, simple press on our discord server invite link!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	100
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

OakMC

Bedwars, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

We are an up and coming Minigames Network, releasing on the 7th October! We have Skyblock, BlockWars, our own custom Minigame and Survival with some of our own custom structures and mobs!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Enchantments Applied:	274

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

ChillZone SMP

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

ChillZone SMP is a new whitelisted semi-vanilla Minecraft server where community is highly valued, and players have a say in server decisions. The server has been around for 4 years and features a user-friendly land-claiming plugin, various vanilla tweaks, Discord linking, Dynmap, player shops, and a diamond-based player-controlled economy. The staff members are all friendly, experienced, and fair, and the server rules are relaxed, prohibiting things like exploiting, griefing, stealing, and abuse. Join the excitement today by filling out a quick application form on the ChillZone Discord!

Discord: https://discord.gg/chills

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Zentrium

PvE, PvP, Survival

Zentrium is a survival server with nations and towns, advanced fishing, Coliseum where people kill each other, purchaseable player shops at spawn, Fishing competitions, Revive friends, Protect your items, Trade with others, propose to others, pose to others, join now.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9827	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

McBloof SMP Server

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to McBloof, your gateway to an unparalleled Minecraft experience that combines the best of survival gameplay with a thriving economy and a welcoming, tight-knit community. Step into a sprawling, breathtaking world where the possibilities are as endless as your imagination. In McBloof, survival is just the beginning; it’s a canvas upon which you can paint your adventures, friendships, and accomplishments. (ty AI)

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Divine Spears Created:	23	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

OG-Network

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

OG Network is a Minecraft server that offers a thrilling and challenging game mode: Lifesteal SMP. In this mode, you can steal health from other players by killing them, but you can also lose health if you are killed. This adds a new layer of strategy and excitement to the survival experience. You will need to team up with your friends, as you can’t fight alone in this ruthless world. OG Network also features custom biomes, daily-spawning bosses, and unique gear sets to collect. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in Lifesteal SMP!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	7599
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BarcelTowny MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to BarcelTowny Mc. BarcelTowny is a community based server on which towns, survival, and PVE is the basis of the experience. You can join a town, start a town or live in the Wilderness. We have special dungeons, along with a lot of unique structures. We are a very new server and we strive to run a family, peaceful, and fun server. Come and join our community today! This modpack started years ago. Tekkit classic, about 2012. Throughout the years, there have been a few other public servers. This is the first one that has come this far. A lot of thought has come into this. Hopefully, this server stays for the long haul. 1.7.10, is a good Modding version. There are items and mobs that did come later that are in this modpack. This modpack is called Machines and Magic Lite, but it was called Machines and Magic Futuristics first.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SagaMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Join us in the heart of the jungle, where the survival experience meets unparalleled customization and a thriving player-driven economy. Cast your vote and be part of our ever-growing community!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.