Horny2Happy – Minecraft SMP

Afterglow, arousal, Boundaries, Climax, Decision making, Desires, fantasies, fleeting thoughts, horny, Horny2Happy, impulse, Minecraft, Pleasure, post-orgasm clarity, regret, satisfaction, self reflection, self-control, sexual behavior, sexual fantasies, smp, taboo, temptation

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you feeling satisfied? Look no further than our server, where the only thing harder than mining for diamonds is resisting the urge to build a giant phallic structure. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time Steve accidentally spawned a horde of angry llamas in the middle of town. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get digging!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Prison Alcatraz

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Hey there!

Prison Alcatraz is a 1.7 – 1.17 OP Prison server, with a return to original prison experiences. We are a home to many players, new and old.

Come join our friendly community and start your adventure on PrisonAlcatraz today! We’re lag free, dedicated host, and running 24/7! We welcome players from all parts of the globe, and any language is allowed on our server.

Check out what the server has to offer: https://prisonalcatraz.buycraft.net/ or chat with us on our Discord – IP: https://discord.io/PrisonAlcatraz

Minecraft server IP: PrisonAlcatraz.com Join us today!

See you there!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Imperfect

Cross-Play, Survival

FUN MINECRAFT SERVER LETS PLAY TOGETHER

WE ARE IMPERFECT COME TRUE

Survival Server Better Experience

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Animals Bred:	200
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	470	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	24
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MC64 : Semi-Anarchy [1.20.4]

Amplified, Amplifiedworld, Anarchy, Anarchyserver, Anarchysurvival, Claims, Crates, Customworld, Economy, Gangs, Playershops, Playerwarps, PvP, RANK, Ranks, Semianarchy, Shops, smp, Survival

“What is MC64?”

MC64 is a semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation.

We allow in-game hacks and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.

History:

This is the second official release of MC64! Our community started in July 2021 with the first release of MC64. The server grew and grew but stopped prematurely due to critical some MySQL database errors, that would have forced a complete reset. The server went offline for a year but our community stayed alive through discord. During the summer, I had a bit more time on my hands, so I decide to work on getting the server up and running again. After a couple months of some trials and tribulations, I’m happy to announce the server is now officially open again!

Features:

in-game currency to unlock abilities Three

Java edition only.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

HoneyCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

HoneyCraft is a whitelisted vanilla minecraft server for you! Indulge in your own playing style and build anything your heart desires. Invite friends, make new friends and participate in different events. Can’t you wait to join our fun community? Join our Discord to get a whitelist!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Broomstix [SMP] [Semi-Vanilla] [Creative] {FlySundays} {Claims} {Classic} {Bedrock-Java}

Bedrockjavacrossplay, Chestshop, Essentials, Freefly, Freeranks, Friendly, Geyser, Geysermc, Giveaways, Grieffree, Landclaim, Needadvertisers, Needstaff, Protectionstones, PvE, PvP, Randomteleport, Randomtp, Ranks, Rtp, Semivanilla, smp, Survival, Votingrewards

IP: play.broomstix.netBEDROCK IP: play.broomstix.netPorts: DefaultDiscord server (w/ voice channels): http://discord.broomstix.net/

Online In-game map: https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:– Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version.– Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required).– Hard difficulty.– Free fly in the overworld every Sunday. – Unique land claiming (not golden shovel).– Bartering economy system.– No grief.– Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory.– Random teleportation allowed in the overworld and nether.– In-game private messaging, homes and /sethome and player to player teleportation (/home, /w, /msg, /tell, /r, /tpa, /tpahere)– Minecraft-Discord integration to interact with the community even when away from the game.– Voting ranks and rewards.– Server shops, a public market, and tutorial warps.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Towns Built:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MagicWorld

Survival

Server name: MagicWorld Server opening hours: Open 24 hours a day Audit pipeline: No audit required IP: MC66.CC DC group: https://discord.gg/FzUmUTG

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Skytten Network

Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Here you will find everything you need to improve your gaming experience. We offer rankup ranges, box keys. etc, so you can get everything you need to build and conquer.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BD Crafters

Survival

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▪ ꜰᴇᴀᴛᴜʀᴇꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴏᴜʀ ꜱᴇʀᴠᴇʀ:✔ 24/7 ᴏɴʟɪɴᴇ✔ ʟᴏᴡ ᴘɪɴɢ [0-40] (ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ɪɴ ʙᴀɴɢʟᴀᴅᴇꜱʜ)✔ ɴᴏ ʟᴀɢ✔ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀꜰᴜʟʟ ꜱᴇᴄᴜʀɪᴛʏ ꜱʏꜱᴛᴇᴍ✔ ᴘɪɴᴀᴛᴀ ᴘᴀʀᴛʏ✔ ꜰᴀʀᴍɪɴɢ ʙᴀꜱᴇᴅ ᴇᴄᴏɴᴏᴍʏ✔ ѕᴋɪʟʟѕ✔ᴘᴇᴛѕ✔ǫᴜᴇѕᴛ✔ ʟᴀɴᴅ ᴄʟᴀɪᴍ✔ ɪɴ ɢᴀᴍᴇ ᴠᴏɪᴄᴇᴄʜᴀᴛ✔ ᴘᴠᴘ ᴀʟʟᴏᴡᴇᴅ✔ ᴛᴇᴀᴍ ꜱʏꜱᴛᴇᴍ✔ ᴛʀᴀᴅᴇ ꜱʏꜱᴛᴇᴍ✔ ʙᴀɴᴋ✔ ᴀᴜᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ʜᴏᴜꜱᴇ✔ ᴄᴀꜱɪɴᴏ✔ ʟɪʙʀᴀʀʏ✔ ᴄᴜꜱᴛᴏᴍ ᴇɴᴄʜᴀɴᴛᴍᴇɴᴛꜱ✔ ᴢᴏᴏ✔ ᴋɪᴛꜱ ✔ ᴄʀᴀᴛᴇꜱ✔ ᴀᴍᴀᴢɪɴɢ ʀᴀɴᴋꜱ✔ ᴡᴀʀᴘꜱ ᴍᴇɴᴜ✔ ʀᴀɴᴅᴏᴍᴛᴇʟᴇᴘᴏʀᴛ✔ ᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀᴠᴀᴜʟᴛꜱ

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◆ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɪᴛɪɴɢ ꜰᴏʀ ? ᴊᴏɪɴ ɴᴏᴡ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴜɴɪQᴜᴇ ᴊᴏᴜʀɴᴇʏ ɪɴ ᴏᴜʀ ꜱᴍᴘ . ᴛʜᴀɴᴋꜱ ꜰᴏʀ ᴊᴏɪɴɪɴɢ ᴜꜱ . https://discord.gg/djVqSeD6nh

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Ores Mined:	2552	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

TerminalMC

Economy, PvE, Survival

TerminalMC is a small and casual survival server. Why TerminalMC distinguishes itself from almost all other survival servers is because it’s nearly fully custom coded. The server has great features such as: an economy system, a custom shop gui(from which we get many compliments), a crate system, jobs, towns, player-of-the-week-leaderboards and many more features! Come and join us today at terminal-mc.serv.nu!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

OscureMC

Cross-Play, Prison, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Minecraft server focused on user gameplay with various modalities for different types of players.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Star Trek MC – Roleplay Server

Minecraft, Roleplay, Sci Fi, Server, star, Startrek, Startrekmc, Startrekserver, Trek

Star Trek MC is a minecraft roleplay server based on the well known Star Trek franchise created by Gene Roddenberry. We aim to recreate our own missions and build our own timeline based on the events happened after Star Trek Nemesis. Players can create their own characters and join one of the known species and organisations and can even become a Starfleet Officer. Furthermore, players can rank up in their career and can command their own starship one day. We host weekly roleplay sessions, which are really well made and have a lot of content and development. When there’s no roleplay session going, you can also free-roam and explore our server and visit well known locations.Join now to not miss any action and roleplay and begin your starfleet career.

Join our discord here: https://discord.gg/4QwVR5d

Updated 09.02.24

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Kingdom Eternal

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Kingdom Eternal A friendly survival (towny) server as well as a creative server SERVER IP: play.mc-ke.net We have many features including – Custom Designed Plugins – Towny and Chest Protection – Player shops – mcMMO – Classes – Custom Quests with exciting storylines – Custom Enchants, Fishing, and Biomes – Minigames such as ctf or chess – Active staff and discord – And much more! Website: https://mc-ke.net Discord: https://discord.gg/nVReSNE

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Zombie Dances:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Love Letters Sent:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ores Mined:	1082
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MCGTA

PvE, PvP, Roleplay

We are a gaming network devoted to giving you high quality unique minecraft servers that you’ve never seen before! We promise to keep purchase costs low and staff presence high. You can purchase with the peace of mind knowing that we pride ourselfs on making the players happy and providing a friendly server network for you all to enjoy!Whether or not you desire to be a Cop/Criminal, there are a bunch of different channels to choose from! MC-GTA was created with the intention of bringing back Legacy GTA to the players. MC-GTA offers houses, gangs, guns, and cars for players to utilize to pvp. Come join us today at play.mc-gta.org to start your adventure today!We are hiring staff!!! Looking to hire more Helpop’s!https://discord.gg/wGZgyTa

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Budcraft Survival Towns

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

ZamoraMC

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival

ENGLISH ZamoraMC, a server to have fun playing in survival mode and where there will be more modes later. It is a small server but it is made with a lot of effort to be a great server.

SPANISH ZamoraMC, a server to have fun playing in the survival mode and where there will be more modalities later. It is a small server but it is made with a lot of effort to make it a great server.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!