HootlessCraft

Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Dinner, family, Hooters, HootlessCraft, Insecurity, Preferences, relationships, Respect, Significant Other, strip club, Twin Peaks, Understanding, VALUES

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Want to join a server where boundaries are respected and Hooters is off-limits? Look no further than our server, where we take your preferences seriously – even if it means avoiding chicken wings and short shorts!

Join us and experience the thrill of standing up for what you believe in, just like our player who refused to go to Hooters and faced the wrath of their boyfriend’s family. Who needs a strip club for dinner when you can have a virtual adventure on our server instead?

Don’t be labeled as insecure or ungrateful for sticking to your guns – on our server, we celebrate your unique quirks and boundaries. So come on over and build your own world, where Hooters is just a distant memory and the only limits are the ones you set for yourself. Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

WrongCraft: Because Breaking Blocks is the Only Way to Make Friends

#youtube, Argument, art, blocks, BREAKING, creativity, debate, Entertainment, Expression, Fight, Friends, Music, music video, opinion, Performance, perspective, purpose, question.., reason, Style, talent, Video, wrong, WrongCraft

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us and fight with style like never before!

Imagine riding a unicorn into battle while wielding a diamond-encrusted sword that shoots fireworks at your enemies. Sound too good to be true? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – we also have dancing creepers and zombie flash mobs that will keep you on your toes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco sheep that drops diamonds instead of wool.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures of your life. Check out our server trailer here and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Pixelated Pigs & Pickaxes – Minecraft Madness

co-op, Community, Dicksword, Discord, discussion, Farming, Frozen Farm, Gaming, general, Harvest Moon, indie, madness, Minecraft, multiplayer, News, patch notes, Pickaxes, Pigs, pixelated, simulation, stardew valley, Tips, Tricks, update, video game

Welcome to the Frozen Farm Minecraft server, where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha! Our latest update 1.6.3 is out, with update 1.6.4 coming soon – get ready for some epic new features like rainbow sheep and diamond-encrusted carrots!

Join our official Dicksword (yes, you read that right) for all the latest server gossip and to chat with fellow players about your favorite blocky adventures. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the shenanigans happening in our community.

Previous players have reported finding secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions – could you be the next lucky explorer to stumble upon these legendary loot drops?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the Frozen Farm Minecraft server today and experience a world of wacky wonders and pixelated pandemonium!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
New Chunks Explored:	607052	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Star Shards Collected:	133
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Emeralds Found:	5304	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Favorite Person Minecraft Madness – Come join the fun!

acceptance, belonging, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Favorite, favorite person, friendship, fulfillment, Fun, Impact, IMPORTANCE, Join, Loneliness, longing, love, madness, Minecraft, person, relationships, self worth, Significance, Understanding, validation, Value, worthiness

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can finally become someone’s favorite person!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant potato castle with your friends, or riding a llama into battle against evil mobs.

On our server, you’ll never be just another player – you’ll be a legendary hero who saves the world from a horde of angry chickens.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and become the ultimate favorite person in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	205

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Crafty Cursed Jujutsu Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Crafty, cursed, CURSES, dark fantasy, Demons, exorcism, Fighting, friendship, high school, Jujutsu, jujutsu kaisen, Manga, Martial Arts, Monster, Powers, school life, Server, SHONEN, sorcery, Supernatural, Thriller

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with unicorns riding pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep that drop diamonds instead of wool!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs every hour on the hour. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

And if you’re feeling brave, why not take on the Dragon Queen, a fearsome boss who guards a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and strength?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! But be warned, once you enter our server, you may never want to leave!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BoomerCraft: The OG Server

30 years old, Accomplishments.., Achievements, Adulthood, aging, BoomerCraft, children, college degree, experiences, Failure, growing up, life goals, losing virginity, Marriage, Milestones, Millennials, moving out, Oldfag Thread, owning a car, regrets, Server, success

On our server, you can escape the harsh reality of adulting and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is how high you can build your pixelated tower.

Forget about moving out of your mom’s basement, on our server, you can create your own underground lair complete with secret passages and treasure rooms.

Who needs a college degree when you can become a Minecraft master builder? Show off your skills and impress your virtual friends with your epic creations.

And as for losing your virginity, well, let’s just say there are plenty of pixelated villagers who are looking for love.

So why wait? Join our server now and avoid the dreaded “failed at life” status. Minecraft is the answer to all your problems, trust us. </b>

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Crafty Scandi Summer Shenanigans

cabin life, countryside, Crafty, Cultural experience, Escape, finland, home, Lakeside, leisure, Nature, outdoor living, Relaxation, scandi, Scandinavia, Shenanigans, stay at home, staycation, Summer, summer cottage culture, summer retreat, Sweden, tradition, travel, vacation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a summer cottage culture like no other! Forget about boring old Finland and Sweden, on our server, everyone has their own virtual summer cottage to escape to.

Imagine building your own cozy cabin by the lake, fishing for virtual fish that actually taste like real fish (just kidding, they taste like pixels). And don’t worry about other countries staying home all summer, because on our server, the whole world is on vacation!

Join us for a summer of fun, relaxation, and maybe even a few virtual mosquitoes to keep things interesting. So why wait? Come on over and experience the ultimate summer cottage getaway on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Mog’s Runt Box: Niji Hole & Starry Adventures

Adventures, all time, Box, feels nice, Hole, Jesus, long trail, Mogs, niji, Runt, Starry, Stars, tags, the hole

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Legend has it that this server was created by a group of super intelligent llamas who wanted to build a utopia for all Minecraft players. They worked day and night, mining blocks and crafting weapons, until they finally created the most mind-blowing server ever seen.

On this server, you can ride flying pigs through the sky, battle zombie unicorns in epic quests, and even build your own giant taco castle if you so desire. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! If you join this server, you will be granted superpowers beyond your wildest dreams. You’ll be able to shoot rainbows from your fingertips, summon dancing pandas at will, and even control the weather with a snap of your fingers.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this magical Minecraft server and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2681	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Potions Brewed:	64	Ores Mined:	2018

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

GenZ Savior’s Minecraft Madness

Choices, consequences, critical thinking, current generation, Decision making, Ethics, Future, genz, heroism, Humanity, Impact, IMPORTANCE, introspection, leadership, Legacy, madness, Minecraft, morality, Reflection, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, saved generation, Saviors, society

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where ONE of these options saved the current generation! Can you guess which one it is? Hint: it’s definitely not the other two.

Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY stories. Build your own empire, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures in our UNIQUE world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that breathes fire. Plus, every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to ride into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this EPIC Minecraft server and be a part of the LEGENDARY adventure that awaits you!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8306
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	39826
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7767
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Unforgivable Creeper Chaos

BREAKING, Chaos, consequences, creeper, cursed beings, Dark Arts, dark magic, dark side, Doomed, Feds, Forbidden, Forbidden knowledge, hex, Magic, Powers, punishment, rule, Spell, taboo, unforgivable, Unforgivable Curse, witchcraft, Wizardry

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, the powers that be decided to play Minecraft on this server. But oh no, they broke the 1 RULE and the whole world was doomed! The Feds got involved and chaos ensued. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you can join this server and help save the day!

With INSANE quests, EPIC battles, and CRAZY events, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Emeralds Found:	7517
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Nikke’s Block Party: #2140 – Where the Creepers Dance!

#union raid, Active Codes, Android, anniversary stream, BLOCK, co-op, Costume Passes, CREEPERS, current events, Dance, Developer’s Note, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Ios, Links, new players, Nikkes, Optimization, Party, PC, Sim Room Overclock, Special Recruit, Upcoming Events, update

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you ready to embark on a journey like no other? Well, look no further because this server is the place to be!

Join now and download the game on Android, iOS, or PC at this link. But wait, there’s more! Check out our General Info/FAQ for New Players to get all the juicy details.

But why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that we have ACTIVE CODES that can unlock secret treasures at this link? Or maybe you’re interested in our 1.5th Anniversary Stream happening on April 20? It’s going to be wild!

And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like the Union Raid or the Co-Op: Land Eater. It’s going to be a blast, trust me!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there! And remember, in this server, anything is possible!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magic Items Found:	3671	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Potions Brewed:	170	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Pixelated Pandemonium: Life’s a Blur 2016

2016, BLUR, busy, chaotic, constant motion, exhaustion, fast-moving, Fast-paced, hectic, hectic schedule, Life, Lifes, never ending, nonstop, overwhelmed, OVERWHELMING, Pandemonium, pixelated, rapid changes, stress, time flies, Time management, WHIRLWIND

Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Life has been a complete blur since 2016, but on our server, you’ll be transported to a world where everything is upside down and pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs).

Join us for epic battles with zombie llamas and creeper chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, and build your own fortress made entirely out of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive unicorn villagers who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best dance moves. And don’t forget to visit the disco cave where the party never stops and the music is always blasting.

So why wait? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, your life will never be the same after stepping foot on our server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Crops Grown:	4780	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Sakura’s Never-Ending Quest for LOLs

7 years, Anon, Autism Doragon, big butt, comfy life, Community, Companionship, Country Bumpkin onee-san, Eternal Sakura Quest, Failed Actress, Failed Youth Pink Aoi gf, finding your place, Friends, lols, Neverending, Quest, relationships, Sakuras, Small Community, Support, Thread, TOWN

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever!

Hey there, gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because this server is where all the action is at!

Picture this: you log in and immediately find yourself in a town filled with Autism Doragons, Failed Actresses, Big Butts, Country Bumpkin onee-sans, and even Failed Youth Pink Aoi gfs. It’s like a dream come true!

But that’s not all! Our server has been around for 7 years, so you know we’re doing something right. We’ve got the friendliest community of players who actually give a shit about you. You’ll never feel alone on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server today and find your place in the world. Who knows, you might even find your very own Failed Youth Pink Aoi gf waiting for you!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Backwards Land – PUN

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers dance to dubstep and the pigs wear sunglasses! 🐷😎

Join us for epic adventures in a world where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you. Our ender dragon is actually a secret DJ who throws the most lit parties in the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our builders have created jaw-dropping structures like a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. 🐔🎩

If you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, craziness, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows, you might even find a secret portal to a dimension where creepers sing show tunes! 🎶💥

So what are you waiting for? Come join us at ʎlʞuɐɹɟ ‘ƃunp and let the madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ExoticVillagers: Where Latin America is the most exotic, violent, hostile, sociopathic Minecraft server!

America, argentina, Beautiful, Brazil, Chile, Corruption, crime, culture, Dangerous, Diverse, Earth, Exotic, ExoticVillagers, History, Hostile, latin, Latin America, Minecraft, POVERTY, Region, Server, SOCIOPATHIC, south america, Unique, vibrant, violent

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the wild and crazy vibes of Latin America right to your computer screen!

Join us for a fiesta of chaos and mayhem as we explore the most exotic and violent landscapes in the world. From the jungles of Brazil to the deserts of Chile, you never know what kind of sociopathic bix nood gibsmemoar adventures await you!

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players will survive the treacherous terrain and crazy mobs that lurk around every corner.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ultimate Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even encounter a llama riding a llama while battling a pack of taco-loving zombies. The possibilities are endless on our Latin American-inspired server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PixelPals – Where Creepers are Your BFFs

Alicja Da Lontano, BFF’s, Birthday, Bonnie Barkswell, Brave EN Groups, Brave Group, CREEPERS, debut, gen 1, gen 2, Gen 3, Hyouma Kohaku, Ibuki Bjorn, Kiri Kilovolt, Komiyama Ambros, Kumanui Miel, merch, Obari Luca, Pippa Pebblesworth, PixelPals, Previous thread, Reina Ronronea, Sarugaku Leon Jr., STREAMS, Talents, Taring Hu, US branch, useful links, V4Mirai, Vance Van Creed, Vilhelm Vanderbos, VSPO EN

🌟 Welcome to the Every Dog Has Her Day Edition Minecraft server! 🌟

Looking for a server that’s as wild as a pack of dogs on a mission? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the craziest adventures with our talented players from V4Mirai!

🔥 Gen 1: Crystallis 🔥 – Abi Kadabura: The queen of chaos! Follow her on YouTube and Twitter for epic content! – Serina Maiko: She’s got moves that will make your jaw drop!

🌸 Gen 2: Petalight 🌸 – Kou Mariya: Watch her on YouTube and Twitch for some insane gameplay! – Mono Monet: She’s a force to be reckoned with! – Yae Yugiri: She’s a legend in the making! (But she’s graduated, so catch her while you can!)

🌙 Gen 3: Lunalia 🌙 – Alias Anono: The mysterious player you need on your team! – Dr. NOVA(e): He’s a mad scientist in the world of Minecraft! – REM Kanashibari: She’ll cast a spell on you with her skills! – Yumi the Witch: She’s brewing up some magic on YouTube and Twitch!

🎉 Current Happenings 🎉 – Mono just celebrated her birthday! Get some birthday merch to join the party! – The globie gen 2 girls are making their debut today and tomorrow. Don’t miss out on the action! – Rhubarb N. Kustard is coming next Friday, and she’s ready to shake things up!

Join our server and meet the other Brave EN groups, like Globie! They’ve got some fierce players ready to take on any challenge!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft journey and let the madness begin! 🐶💥

(Note: This server is so lit, even Rhubarb N. Kustard can’t wait to join!)

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mines Excavated:	2225	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.