Homestead Investor Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Ambush Traps Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with ambush traps that will keep you on your toes at all times!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.

And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everything is normal and predictable? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where SBCs no longer have video encoders because, let’s be honest, who needs them anyway?

But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?

Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	176516
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Animals Bred:	94
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be experiencing sensations you never thought possible! Just ask our player who exclaimed, “Stop I… I can’t… Control… OOOOHH IM CUMMING” while playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of arousal. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Chest Pains Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Sparkle World Minecraft server

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Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Divine Spears Created:	30	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Blocky Racism Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with racist mobs in Minecraft? Join our server and experience a world where even the creepers are woke! Our server is so inclusive, even the Ender Dragon is a social justice warrior. Plus, our villagers offer free diversity training seminars every Tuesday. Say goodbye to bigotry and hello to a world where everyone is treated equally, even the chickens! Join now and help us build a world where discrimination is just a bad dream (literally, we have a plugin that bans racist players in their sleep).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

The Snoot Minecraft SMP: Saturday – Lunara’s Mighty Need Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, including the Snoot Game mod where you can hug gators and the Fang board mod where you can listen to music playlists that will make your pickaxe swing faster!

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a Snootboorus for all your art needs (just no GVH allowed, sorry not sorry) and a Snoot fic spreadsheet that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t forget about our Snoot AI Chatbots, because who wouldn’t want to chat with a virtual caveman?

So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

What Was He Thinking Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine if Tulio from El Dorado decided to spice things up by wearing a $5 wig from the discount store and didn’t even bother styling it – that’s the level of insanity you can expect on this server.

Join us for epic adventures where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts – rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of derpiness is hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might even run into Tulio himself sporting his fabulous $5 wig!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

> Unironically Became The Best Actor With Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you crave the thrill of becoming a legendary actor with a filmography that would make Hollywood jealous? Well, look no further than BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP!

Join us and embark on a journey to not only build epic structures and survive the treacherous world of Minecraft, but also to become the next big movie star! With BASEDtista as your guide, you’ll learn the art of acting while slaying creepers and mining diamonds. Who knew that becoming a Minecraft legend could also lead to an Oscar nomination?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP and start your path to fame and fortune today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

What is the IP for FaZe Jev Minecraft Server?

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FaZe Jev, also known as Jason Eugene, is a prominent internet personality and professional gamer, known for his impressive skills in the Call of Duty franchise. He is a member of the popular gaming group FaZe Clan and has amassed a large following on his YouTube channel and Twitch streams. Jev is known for his entertaining content, high-energy gameplay, and humorous commentary, making him a beloved figure in the gaming community.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Goodbye Volcano High Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We latched onto Goodbye Volcano High for some free publicity, but don’t worry, we’re not here to sell you some lame game. We’re here to offer you the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbows out of your hands. Build a castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it from an army of evil llamas. Or how about starting a dance party with a group of friendly zombies? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

The Plumbinator Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to deplumberify your sport and never see your memekicks again – they’re gone forever! But don’t worry, you’ll be playing possession football like a pro in no time.

For our Spanish-speaking players, ¡te prometemos que no encontrarás tus memekicks nunca más! En este servidor, jugarás al fútbol de posesión y te divertirás como nunca antes. ¡Únete ahora y prepárate para la locura!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of voter irregularities and voting machine drama in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is the place to escape all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky shenanigans.

On our server, you can build your own voting machine out of redstone and pistons, ensuring that your vote is always counted (unless a creeper blows it up, of course). And if you’re feeling extra ambitious, you can run for mayor of our virtual town and implement your own crazy voting rules – majority rule by sheep, anyone?

But beware, there are rumors of voter fraud happening in our server as well. Some players have been accused of stuffing the virtual ballot box with stacks of diamonds in exchange for power. Will you be a hero and expose the corruption, or will you join the dark side and become a corrupt politician yourself?

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than the redstone contraptions is the political landscape. Who needs real-world drama when you can have all the excitement and intrigue right here in our virtual world? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6197	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	21	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

> be me, 2017 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of AI taking over your industry and leaving you jobless? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing taking over is your creativity and building skills! Build your own virtual empire and show those pesky AIs who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of players who have found a way to code their way out of any situation. Will you be the next coding master to join their ranks? Join now and start coding your way to success (and maybe a little revenge on those AI overlords)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Animals Bred:	92
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Runes Activated:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	New Chunks Explored:	973082
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Villages Defended:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4