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| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 1478 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Dimension Hops: | 0 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
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if u join dis server, u will become part of the llama gang and get special llama powers, like the ability to shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes and summon a herd of flying pigs to do ur bidding.
so, forget bout homeless encampments and come join our wacky world of minecraft madness. llama gang for life, yo!
