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| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 9362 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Dimension Hops: | 8 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 20 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
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