so like, imagine if Xi Jinping and Mao Zedong were like, the new Jesus and Mary in Chinese churches, like, what the heck, right? well, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you can expect on our Minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing ballet, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. join us if you wanna experience the most wacky and wild adventures in the Minecraft universe. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 107/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
Herobrine Sightings: 10 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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