HolyCraft: Xi & Mao’s Block Party | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyCommiesTaiwanLOL

Asia-Pacific, controversial, CraftyCommiesTaiwanLOL, cross-strait relations, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, Government, IMPOSSIBLE, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, motherland, People’s Republic of China, Politics, president, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, taiwan, Taiwan independence, Taiwan-China relations, territorial dispute

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. We got dragons flying around, unicorns dancing in the meadows, and even a secret underground disco party with zombies as the DJ.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive, even the president of Taiwan said it’s impossible for the People’s Republic of China to be our motherland. That’s right, we’re on a whole other level, baby.

Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	5007
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Building Blocks and Drama Queens 1.21.1 – The Item Shop Conundrum with Cross-Play Shenanigans and Dynmap MCMMO Fun

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Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Basic Survival	The server is just regular Minecraft with the small edition of an economy, but other than that the game is the same as always.
World Border	With a World Border at 100k blocks it gives everyone plenty of room to build and explore without the need to worry of excessive griefing.
Community	Though it is not required there is a Discord server that you can join and talk to others in the community. Striving for a better tomorrow for Factions by building a community with a sense belonging.

FAQ

1. How do I connect to the server?

You can connect to the server by using the following IP addresses:

Server IP Java: Baitgaming.ddns.net:25578
Server IP Bedrock: Baitgaming.ddns.net
Bedrock Port: 25578

2. Is there a Discord server for this community?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at discord.gg/KKCCMqc545

3. Is there a Dynmap available for the server?

Yes, you can access the Dynmap at baitgaming.ddns.net:8123

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Ex’s Minecraft Server: Blow Your Load

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where you can blow your load to my ex! That’s right, we have a special area where you can pay tribute to my ex-girlfriend and show her how much you miss her. And if that’s not enough, we also have a WWYD (What Would You Do) section where you can act out crazy scenarios with other players. So come join us for a wild and wacky time on our server!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

The Reputable Man Minecraft SMP

Bananas, BETRAYAL, Conflict, Conspiracy, controversy, Corruption, Deception, disbelief, disgrace, Downfall, Drones, Hypocrisy, man, Minecraft, Politics, questionable decisions, reputable, reputable man, same people, scandal, scandalous, Shocking.., smp, Ukraine

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our server is home to a group of players who are known for their outrageous antics and crazy shenanigans. From building giant banana statues to staging elaborate pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But beware, things can get a little… bananas. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant banana farm after a mis-click with a magic wand. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking they could fly like a superhero.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, then join us for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves bananas and drones in Ukraine.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ParentalRageCraft

Breaking Point, communication breakdown, controlling parents, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, feeling invalidated, feeling overwhelmed, feeling suffocated, feeling trapped, feeling unheard, Generational conflict, guilt tripping, parent-child communication, parent-child relationships, Parental Pressure, ParentalRageCraft, Self-expression, teenage angst, teenage rebellion, toxic relationships

Are you tired of feeling like you’re living in a lecture hall instead of a home? Do your parents make you feel like you’re constantly under surveillance and criticism? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the real world and join a community where lectures are banned and freedom reigns supreme!

Imagine a world where forgetting a bag of ice doesn’t lead to a 45-minute lecture on workplace etiquette. Picture a place where you can curse without fear of immediate slapping. That’s right, on our server, you can express yourself freely and let out all your frustrations without judgment.

Join us and leave behind the guilt trips, the pressure, and the constant lectures. Build your dream world, make new friends, and most importantly, be yourself without any restrictions. So what are you waiting for? Escape the real world and dive into a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

HappyBlock SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience pure chaos and hilarity!

Join our server if you want to witness a group of players trying to build a giant rollercoaster out of TNT, only for it to explode in their faces (literally). Or how about joining in on the fun of our weekly llama races, where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for the rest of the day?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see a group of players try to build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks? Or watch as someone accidentally turns their entire house into a giant lava pit because they thought they were using a water bucket?

If you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing until you cry, then look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous shenanigans and unforgettable moments. Who knows, you might even become the server’s resident prankster or master builder. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

ExcuseCraft: Too Busy Mining!

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Are you tired of boring commitments getting in the way of your Minecraft adventures? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect excuse to ditch all those pesky responsibilities! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only commitment you need to make is to building the most epic block castle ever seen.

Forget about lame excuses like “I have a dentist appointment” or “my dog ate my homework”, on our server you can tell your boss you can’t come in because you’re busy fighting off a horde of zombie pigmen in the Nether. Need to skip a family gathering? Just tell them you’re too busy taming a herd of wild llamas in the mountains. The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs commitments when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Crops Grown:	8565
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mines Excavated:	2017

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

HebCraft Command Center Strike

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come join our epic minecraft server where the israel air force strikes hezbollah command centers in beirut EVERY DAY!!! build your own bunker to hide from the airstrikes or join the israeli forces and help take down the terrorists! watch out for exploding creepers that are actually disguised as suicide bombers! join now for a wild and explosive time like no other!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Gods Slained:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Movie Vacation Fun Land

Adventure, best movies, Cinema, enjoyment, Entertainment, escapism, family time, film, Fun, getaway, holiday, Land, leisure, Movie, movies, quality time, Relaxation, travel, vacation, vacation entertainment, vacation movies, watching movies

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got llamas that can do backflips and pigs that can fly. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind u just lookin at ’em. plus, our creepers tell the funniest jokes, like seriously, they got a stand-up comedy routine every night.

also, did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a portal to another dimension where u can ride unicorns and battle evil wizards? yea, it’s pretty lit.

oh, and our villagers throw the wildest parties, like u wouldn’t believe. they have dance battles and cake-eating contests, it’s a riot.

so, if u wanna have the time of ur life in minecraft, join our server now and prepare for the most insane adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PancakeCraft: Early Detection Fun

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so, like, this server is like the blood test for pancreatic cancer, but for minecraft, ya know? it’s like, super effective at finding all the cool stuff you need to survive and thrive in the game. like, it can detect diamonds and rare loot chests like nobody’s business. join this server if you wanna be a minecraft pro, cuz it’s like, 71% better than any other server out there. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join the fun and let’s mine our way to victory together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Towns Built:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Cherry Block: The Most Fruitful Server Ever! Join Now for Some Berry Fun! 1.21.1 Crossplay

1.21.1, Adventure, balance, Bedrock Port, berry, BLOCK, camaraderie, Cheating, Cherry, collaboration, Community, crossplay, Discord, Experience, Fruitful, Fun, gameplay, golden rule, Griefing, HACKING, Join, key details, Modded, Operational, quality of life, Server, server ip, smp, stealing, Tweaks, Vanilla

Cherry Block Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	cherryblock.org
Bedrock Port	25565
Server Availability	Almost 24/7 operational

Introduction:

Step into a world where collaboration and camaraderie flourish, immersing yourself in a vibrant and welcoming community. Unleash an unparalleled gameplay experience, meticulously tailored with premium quality of life modifications. Curated features from the Vanilla Tweaks mod strike the perfect balance between enhanced gameplay and the authentic essence of Minecraft. Embark on your extraordinary journey today, exclusively on Cherry Block!

Philosophy:

Embrace the Golden Rule: Treat others as you wish to be treated.
No room for griefing or stealing.
Zero tolerance for hacking or cheating.

Join our vibrant community, thriving since 2019, on Discord. Let’s create unforgettable memories together!

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is Cherry Block?	Cherry Block is a Minecraft server with enhanced gameplay features and a welcoming community.
Is griefing allowed?	No, there is no room for griefing or stealing on Cherry Block.
Are hacking and cheating tolerated?	No, there is zero tolerance for hacking or cheating on the server.
How long has the community been active?	The community has been thriving since 2019.
How can I join the server?	Connect to cherryblock.org with the Bedrock Port 25565 to join the server.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Farms Harvested:	215
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest one out there! Join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and conquering with the most desired and beautiful white women on the planet!

Our server is filled with pro athletes who have white wives, proving that white women are the ultimate prize. Forget about those unfuckable Jews or geriatric billionaires with Asian women, our server is where the real action is at!

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show the world that white women are the true queens of Minecraft!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Red Alert Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because on our server, “The Clock is Ticking,” things are anything but boring!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll have to race against time to complete crazy challenges like building a roller coaster in 10 minutes or hunting down a rare pink sheep before it disappears forever.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a mysterious time-traveling llama who will grant you special powers if you can solve his riddles. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just ask the llama nicely and you might just get your wish!

And if you’re feeling competitive, join our weekly spleef tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Trust us, once you join “The Clock is Ticking,” you’ll never want to leave!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BroCraft: NoCharity4Bro – Minecraft Server

allergic reaction, Allergy, anaphylactic shock, autism, Bars, braces, brocraft, charity case, Drunk, epi pens, Exploitation, forgiveness, Medical Equipment, Minecraft, narcissist, NoCharity4Bro, pick me, prescription meds, racist, Server, social anxiety, social cues, spectrum, Teammate, Videos

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and explore without any toxic teammates stealing your epi pens!

Join us and leave behind the pick-me, racist, and narcissistic players of the past. Our server is a safe space for all, where you won’t have to worry about anyone exploiting your brother’s quirks for their own amusement.

So come on over and join us for some epic adventures and fun times. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not drama!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MilliMinecraftSMPRich!

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If you inherited a million dollars on our Minecraft SMP, you could finally afford to buy that diamond armor you’ve been eyeing in the virtual marketplace! Imagine strutting around spawn in your blinged-out gear, flexing on all the other players who are still rocking leather armor. Plus, rumor has it that the admin is actually a secret billionaire who will reward the richest player with a real-life mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start grinding for that sweet, sweet pixelated cash!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4219	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Love Letters Sent:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4