so like, imagine if Xi Jinping and Mao Zedong were like, the new Jesus and Mary in Chinese churches, like, what the heck, right? well, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you can expect on our Minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing ballet, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. join us if you wanna experience the most wacky and wild adventures in the Minecraft universe. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 0
Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
Astral Projections Made: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

New Minecraft Server
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