so like, imagine if Xi Jinping and Mao Zedong were like, the new Jesus and Mary in Chinese churches, like, what the heck, right? well, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you can expect on our Minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing ballet, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. join us if you wanna experience the most wacky and wild adventures in the Minecraft universe. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
Mythical Swords Crafted: 98 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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