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CraftyFartsyMC – where the only thing stinkier than the creepers is your sense of humor!

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on quantum physics? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately you’re greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig while juggling diamonds. Sound crazy? That’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with insane builds, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against a horde of evil llamas, go on quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, and even ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, we have insurance).

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, if you smell something stinky, it’s probably just the creepers trying to sneak up on you. Happy crafting!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Runes Activated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Prophetic Pixelmon Pals: Noah’s Ark Edition

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Are you tired of boring old prophets like Noah? Come join our Minecraft server where we have absolutely zero prophets, just a bunch of players building epic structures and battling creepers like there’s no tomorrow! Who needs prophecies when you can have fun and chaos in the virtual world? Join us now and leave those prophets in the dust!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4180	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	117	Void Armor Forged:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftyCrafterz – Where Nerissa Ravencroft Rules the Minecraft World!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have the Demon of Sound and Lover of Idols, Nerissa Ravencroft from Hololive EN Advent, as our official mascot! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

We’ve had streams that will make your jaw drop, from Jackbox HoloEN collabs to “Space Jam” watchalongs at Bijou’s birthday. And let’s not forget about the time we had a WolfQuest collab with the Twilight gang – it was pure chaos, but in the best way possible.

But that’s not all – we also have epic cover songs that will blow your mind. From Jewelbird’s cover of VIVINOS to Nerissa’s rendition of Nakashima Mika’s “Yuki no Hana,” our server is a musical paradise.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it – just ask the Demon of Sound herself!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Potions Brewed:	40	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BroCraft: Real Men Only. No Girls Allowed. JK, Everyone’s Welcome! But Seriously, No Girls.

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Are you tired of being mistaken for a girl in Minecraft? Join our server and finally embrace your manly Minecraft persona! No more pink houses or flower gardens, it’s time to build epic fortresses and slay dragons like a true warrior!

Our server is filled with testosterone-fueled adventures and manly challenges. Want to prove your manliness? Take on the challenge of punching trees with your bare hands or wrestling creepers into submission. Only the bravest survive in our manly Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just another blocky princess – you’re a blocky beast!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Blocky Battle Royale: Prepare to Pwn

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is all about one thing – KILLING! That’s right, get ready to unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and defeat the Diamond Chicken will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. So sharpen your swords and get ready to embark on the ultimate treasure hunt.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends? Join us and see if you can befriend the ghost creeper and convince him to stop blowing up your creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to kill them all in the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Graveyard Giggles: The Childless Loner’s Minecraft Adventure

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where tombstones are a thing of the past because we’re too busy having a blast! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being a childless loner again because our community is like one big dysfunctional family.

Instead of tombstones, we have giant statues of our players doing ridiculous poses to commemorate their time on the server. Picture this: a player dressed as a chicken riding a llama while juggling diamonds – that could be you!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of players who have epic build battles using only pink wool and TNT? Or a community that hosts weekly llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon?

Forget about being a lonely soul in the graveyard, come join our wacky world and let’s make some crazy memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Farms Harvested:	887
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

EvilGamerGals Minecraft Server: Where Evil Girls and Women Rule the Blocks!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of evil girls and women who will stop at nothing to dominate the virtual world! Join us if you dare to face off against the most diabolical players in all of Minecraft. But be warned, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of evil laughs. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world ruled by wickedness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Blocky Booty Builders: Crafting with a Side of Innuendo

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – evil chickens. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds, so saddle up and show them who’s boss!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that a group of friendly creepers guard the entrance, ready to party with anyone brave enough to join them.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re afraid of a little fun, that is.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Buildings Constructed:	23
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Crafty Colonials

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us if you want to witness a giant chicken riding a pig through the streets of our virtual world, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond block!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event where players can compete in a taco-eating contest to win a lifetime supply of virtual tacos. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

So why are Americans like this? Because we know how to have a good time on our server like no one else! Join us now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Crafting Chaos: Where Fallout 4 Updates Are Just Around the Corner!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mods and textures? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! We’ve got creator content mods that will blow your mind, like a mod that turns creepers into dancing unicorns. And don’t even get me started on the volumetric lighting – it’s so realistic, you’ll swear you’re actually in the game.

But wait, there’s more! Our draw distance is so large, you can see all the way to the end of the world and beyond. And if you join now, you’ll even get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8556
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

AngelCraft: Where white girls rule, god’s creations run wild, and creepers fear to tread!

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Are you tired of seeing white girls being taken over by subhuman beasts in Minecraft? Join our server and help save these literal angels, creations of God himself! It’s like a heavenly battle between good and evil, but with pixelated blocks and epic loot. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat enough beasts, you’ll unlock the secret power of the white girls and become unstoppable in the game. So come on, join us and be part of this beautiful and addictive quest to save the angels!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MineTale – Where Sans and Steve team up to fight creepers and save the world!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the world of Jockington to life! Join us for some epic sportsball action that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing (or crying, depending on your team’s performance).

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2 world and experience the thrill of uncovering spoilers while trying to navigate through the chaos. Will you make it out alive? Only Frisk knows.

Our server is like the Old Game, but on steroids. With demos, updates, and progress reports that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t forget to check out our merch, because who doesn’t want to rock a Jockington jersey while mining for diamonds?

Feeling nostalgic? Explore the Undertale Artbook and Legends of Localization, or dive into extra content like alarm clocks and sweepstakes that will make your inventory overflow with excitement.

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen who might try to steal your merch collection. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Minecraft Mayhem: Mungus Madness

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to blast off into a whole new dimension of fun with Amongus Niggers IFZQPG! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of Minecraft players stumbled upon this server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. These llamas led them to a secret underground disco party where they danced the night away with creepers and skeletons. It was a night they would never forget!

But that’s not all! On Amongus Niggers IFZQPG, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and even participate in a weekly llama beauty pageant. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!

So what are you waiting for? Join Amongus Niggers IFZQPG today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Emeralds Found:	2929
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Crafty Chaos: Where the only way is up… or down… or sideways… who knows?

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the craziest way possible!

Join us if you dare, because on our server, the mobs have formed an alliance and are plotting to take over the world of Minecraft. Will you join forces with them or fight against their evil plans? The choice is yours, but be warned – it’s only going to get even worse!

But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who have developed their own language and culture. Will you be able to crack the code and become their llama whisperer? Only time will tell!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. It’s going to be a ride you won’t soon forget!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Emeralds Found:	3518
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Blocky Bonanza: The Stroking Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is filled with socials and nudified socials of some of our friends… wait, what? Yes, you heard that right! Join us for a wild ride of questionable content and outrageous adventures. Who needs normal when you can have absurdity? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly scarred for life)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Ores Mined:	9327	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5657
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5