so, like, imagine this, right? you’re chillin on this minecraft server, right? and you’re, like, building a giant rainbow unicorn made out of diamonds and emeralds, and then suddenly a bunch of zombies and creepers start attacking you, but it’s all good because you’re, like, super religious and you’ve done psychedelics before, so you’re, like, totally zen and can handle anything that comes your way.

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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Emeralds Found: 1437
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
Dimension Hops: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21 Epic Quests Completed: 16

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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