so, like, imagine this, right? you’re chillin on this minecraft server, right? and you’re, like, building a giant rainbow unicorn made out of diamonds and emeralds, and then suddenly a bunch of zombies and creepers start attacking you, but it’s all good because you’re, like, super religious and you’ve done psychedelics before, so you’re, like, totally zen and can handle anything that comes your way.

join our minecraft server for the most epic adventures and the most bizarre experiences you’ll ever have in your life. whether you’re a seasoned player or a total noob, this server is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle. come join us and see for yourself why we’re the most lit server in the minecraft universe.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Marine’s Booty Cove – A Minecraft Adventure like no other!

    Marine’s Booty Cove – A Minecraft Adventure like no other!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a box of fortune cookies? Look no further, because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for some crazy adventures and LOL-worthy moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild Rurudo appears, serenading you with a cover that will make your pickaxe drop. Or how about a showdown with the Bishoujo Muzai Pirates, where the only booty they’re after is your precious loot?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary 3rd Generation girls band, who rock out in 3D live performances that will blow your mind. And don’t even get us started on the Second World Trailer – it’s like stepping into a whole new dimension of craziness.

    So why wait? Join us now and become part of the madness. Who knows, you might even stumble upon Marine herself, leading a parade of Umisea creatures in a dance that will make your avatar bust a move. It’s all happening here, only on our insane Minecraft server. See you there, if you dare!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 22 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 21
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • NukeBusters Minecraft Server: Save the Day in Style!

    NukeBusters Minecraft Server: Save the Day in Style!
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate moral dilemma: disarm a nuke and save thousands of pixelated people OR nuke an entire city because some rich player wants a better view of the wasteland! And the best part? There are no real consequences either way, so go ahead and let your inner chaos reign supreme!

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also ride on flying pigs, battle zombie chickens, and build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and a talking llama who tells dad jokes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in a virtual world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares when you’re having this much fun)!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Ores Mined: 4542 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Crafty Jew Crew vs. Sissy Sissiles

    Crafty Jew Crew vs. Sissy Sissiles
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe a few buildings)? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Iran and Israel can’t help but join in on the fun. With our arsenal of crazy plugins and epic builds, you’ll be laughing your way through creeper explosions and zombie hordes. Join now for a gaming experience that’s out of this world (literally, we have a spaceship build that will make Elon Musk jealous)! #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheChaos

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Call of the Creeper: Minecraft Madness

    Call of the Creeper: Minecraft Madness
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to fall into lava and lose everything? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can call upon the name of the Lord and be saved from all your Minecraft mishaps!

    Join us and experience the divine protection of the Almighty as you build your blocky empire. No more worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work or accidentally hitting a zombie pigman in the Nether. Just call out to the Lord and watch as your character is miraculously saved from certain doom.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be protected from in-game disasters, but you’ll also receive blessings of epic loot drops and enchanted gear. It’s like having a divine cheat code activated just for you!

    So why wait until it’s too late? Join our server now and start your journey to salvation and epic Minecraft adventures. And remember, the Lord works in mysterious ways, especially when it comes to pixelated worlds.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Divine Spears Created: 21
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Volume 21 Minecraft: Where Kingdoms Take 20 Volumes to Get Good

    Volume 21 Minecraft: Where Kingdoms Take 20 Volumes to Get Good
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that take forever to get to the good stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like reading 21 volumes of a manga before it gets good! That’s right, we promise you won’t have to wait long to start having a blast.

    And if you think building a kingdom in Minecraft is a drag, think again! Our server will have you ruling over your own kingdom in just 20 volumes – I mean, minutes. But be warned, just like Conan, there may be some unexpected twists and turns along the way.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a few mysteries to solve. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking the ultimate power in Minecraft!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Dragons Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Creeper Comedy Club – Where Laughs Explode!

    Creeper Comedy Club – Where Laughs Explode!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us at the CINEMASSACRE PODCAST for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained ninja penguins who will stop at nothing to make sure you have the best time of your life in Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the server where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

    But wait, there’s more! We have custom-made mini-games that will test your skills and challenge your wit. From parkour courses that will make you question your sanity to PvP battles that will leave you breathless, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us at the CINEMASSACRE PODCAST for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • PolishCraft: Where even the creepers have style!

    PolishCraft: Where even the creepers have style!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the solution for you! Our server has been scientifically proven to be 10 times more fun because we’ve added a secret ingredient – Polish genes! That’s right, we’ve spliced in some DNA from the land of pierogis and polka music to make your gaming experience truly unforgettable.

    Join our server for a chance to experience the power of Polish genes in action. Your character will be imbued with superhuman strength, the ability to speak fluent Polish (even if you’ve never studied the language), and an insatiable craving for kielbasa. Plus, every time you mine a block, a disco ball drops from the sky and starts playing a polka remix of your favorite song.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Polish Minecart Races. Strap in and hold on tight as you zoom through twisting tunnels and loop-de-loops, all while dodging flying pierogis and giant bottles of vodka. The winner gets a lifetime supply of kielbasa and bragging rights as the fastest miner in all of Minecraft.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic of Polish genes for yourself. Trust us, once you go Polish, you’ll never go back!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 90 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 11
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • JulyFoolsCraft: Where the fun never ends and the jokes never stop! See you in July for a hilarious adventure!

    JulyFoolsCraft: Where the fun never ends and the jokes never stop! See you in July for a hilarious adventure!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate party destination for all you blockheads out there!

    Join us for epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and flex on all the noobs. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? We got you covered. Need to tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding? We got that too.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. And if you win, you get a diamond-encrusted sword that shoots lasers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us in July for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity! See you there, blockheads!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Star Shards Collected: 179 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 296
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • ZombieBrains Minecraft Madness: Where Thinking is Overrated!

    ZombieBrains Minecraft Madness: Where Thinking is Overrated!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes the game way too seriously? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so fun that you’ll actually lose brain cells if you try to think too hard while playing. Trust us, turning your brain off is the key to success here.

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and ridiculous shenanigans. We have a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players can find, and rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest at the end of it filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, the rollercoaster is haunted by a ghostly chicken that will peck you to death if you’re not careful.

    If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a PvP arena where players battle it out on flying pigs armed with carrot swords. It’s chaos, it’s ridiculous, and it’s absolutely hilarious. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course).

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1579 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Enchantments Applied: 131

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • LoveCrafted Adventures: Where even creepers take romantic getaways!

    LoveCrafted Adventures: Where even creepers take romantic getaways!
    Are you tired of dealing with drama like missing girlfriends on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where we guarantee that your virtual relationships will always be drama-free. No more worrying about where your in-game significant other has disappeared to, because on our server, they’ll always be right by your side (or at least logged in and playing). Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can even help you find missing virtual girlfriends! Join now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 16

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Minecrafter’s Endwalker Adventure – XIVG Server

    Minecrafter’s Endwalker Adventure – XIVG Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because xivg is here to shake things up! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take on a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs. And don’t even get us started on the diamond armor-wearing llamas that guard the secret treasure chests filled with unlimited diamonds!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama! Rumor has it that if you can defeat this majestic beast, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join xivg today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 26 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 33 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Farms Harvested: 1000 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • FantasyCraft: Where Your Taboo Fantasies Come to Life!

    FantasyCraft: Where Your Taboo Fantasies Come to Life!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our server is where all your taboo fantasies come to life! Want to ride a pig into battle while wearing a tutu? We got you covered. How about building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cheese? Done.

    Join our server and experience the wildest and wackiest adventures you never knew you needed. From fighting off hordes of zombie chickens to building a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, the possibilities are endless. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your imagination run wild (literally, we have a petting zoo with creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 48
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Gods Slained: 0
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 75
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Crafty TV Addicts Minecraft Server

    Crafty TV Addicts Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline where you have to bounce your way to victory.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Animals Bred: 125

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • NijiCraft – Where Vtubers and Creepers Collide!

    NijiCraft – Where Vtubers and Creepers Collide!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like Nijisanji, but in blocky form. Join us and become a virtual content creator, just like the members of Nijisanji!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats. 2. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds. Shh, don’t tell anyone! 3. Our server is so popular, even Herobrine wants to join the fun. 4. We have a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether. Yes, you heard that right. 5. Our moderators are like wizards, they can ban griefers with a flick of their wand (or banhammer).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world! Just remember to ignore the Endermen shitposting in the chat. See you there!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8
    Void Armor Forged: 21 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Blocky Battle Royale: Rivals 2 Beta in <2 Weeks!

    Blocky Battle Royale: Rivals 2 Beta in
    Get ready to enter a world where alliances will be tested, friendships will be broken, and 50bux will determine your fate! Join our Minecraft server where the Rivals 2 beta is just around the corner and the competition is fierce. Are you Team Fleet or Team Loxo? Choose wisely, as your choice could mean the difference between victory and defeat. So grab your pickaxe, gather your resources, and get ready to battle it out in the ultimate showdown. Don’t miss out on the action – join now and show the world what you’re made of!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Endless Legions Commanded: 11
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 19 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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