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Marthia Land: Where vanilla players try to survive with a side of drama! Join us now!

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About Marthia Nations
Join Marthia Nations: https://discord.gg/PcRXYuupZe

Looking to build an empire? Want to battle with working ships and planes? Maybe just build a quaint base? Marthia can offer it all! An SMP turned Nations server, Marthia has been around for over half a decade, with our current world having built over three years of history, and counting! We are more than a simple Minecraft server; we are a community.

Here you’ll find plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser and much, much more!

FAQ

Q: How long has Marthia Nations been around?	A: Marthia Nations has been around for over half a decade.
Q: What plugins does Marthia Nations offer?	A: Marthia Nations offers plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser, and more.
Q: Can I build an empire on Marthia Nations?	A: Yes, Marthia Nations allows players to build empires and battle with ships and planes.
Q: How can I join Marthia Nations?	A: You can join Marthia Nations by following the invitation link provided above.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Anonymous’ Epic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers server out there!

Join us and you’ll find yourself facing off against zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the villagers go to let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks guarded by a pack of dancing wolves.

So if you’re ready for an adventure like no other, come join us on our server! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Animals Bred:	48
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Gratuity Minecraft SMP Expert

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay ever!

Join us if you want to participate in epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza hidden deep within the Nether.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama-powered tanks. Will you join them or will you stop their evil plans?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and leave your sanity at the door!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BoyfriendBlunderMC

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a middle school cafeteria! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive bridesmaids, inappropriate apologies, and awkward group chats.

Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of navigating social interconnections that make you wish you could just dig a hole and hide in it – Witness the epic showdown between a waitress with an OnlyFans and a boyfriend with a terrible apology game – Enjoy the silent treatment from friends who pretend not to notice the chaos around them – Be a part of a community where middle school fights are the norm and apologizing for things you didn’t do is a rite of passage

So come on in and join the fun! Who needs actual gameplay when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained? Remember, on our server, the only thing more unpredictable than the creepers are the friendships!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PossessionObsession – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a rare diamond? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a community of players who have some seriously wacky prized possessions.

One player has a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wears a diamond helmet and struts around like he owns the place. Another player has a collection of enchanted golden carrots that they swear give them super speed and the ability to fly (spoiler alert: they can’t actually fly).

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or will you be the hero who saves the day? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored on our server. So come join us and bring your most prized possession along for the ride!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3298	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Towns Built:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PhobiaCraft: Fear of Unicorns

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Are you afraid of cucumbers? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole town made of cucumbers just to help you conquer your fear! Join us and face your veggie demons head on!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or stop their feathered revolution?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts only communicate in cat memes. Can you solve their riddles and earn their ghostly approval?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts bizarre and hilarious, look no further! Join us and embrace the madness today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	1821	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

KyivKaboomCraft

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join our epic minecraft server where russian missiles and drones are not a problem cuz we got diamond armor that can withstand anything, even nuclear explosions! come build your base in the ruins of kyiv and fight off the evil invaders with your trusty pickaxe and enchanted sword. power grid? who needs that when you have redstone contraptions that can power your entire base with just a flick of a lever. join now and show those pesky russians who’s boss in this crazy apocalyptic world of blocky chaos!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

No Ego Zone

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HEY U! YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, DIS SERVER IS DA BOMB DIGGITY!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT CAN DANCE! NOT TO MENTION, OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS LIKE CRAZY! U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF DIAMONDS AND NO ONE WILL JUDGE U!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND GOLD! BUT BEWARE, THERE’S A GIANT SPIDER THAT GUARDS IT! U BETTER BRING UR SWORD AND SHIELD!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A PORTAL TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE UNICORNS ROAM FREE? YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! U CAN RIDE A UNICORN INTO BATTLE!

SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! U WON’T REGRET IT, I PROMISE!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3383	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Autoimmune Craft: MS Mechanism

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so, like, u ever wanted to know the molecular mechanism behind MS and other autoimmune diseases? me neither, but guess what? our minecraft server has all the deets on that shiz! join us and uncover the secrets of immune regulation and stuff.

we got a yale-led study that reveals all the juicy deets on what triggers loss of immune regulation associated with multiple sclerosis and other diseases. it’s like a virtual science lab, but with creepers and zombies running around.

come on, join us and be a part of this groundbreaking research. who knows, maybe you’ll discover the cure for MS while building a giant castle or something. it’s like science meets minecraft, what more could you ask for?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become a virtual scientist slash minecraft master. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Enchantments Applied:	176	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even participate in a potato sack race with a group of friendly zombies. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they won’t stand a chance against our fearless players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	156	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

High IQ Minecraft SMP Movie Night

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Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server where only the most intelligent players are allowed to join. If your IQ is not over 115, you might as well go play with some sheep because you won’t be able to handle the brainpower required for this server.

Join us for epic battles of wits and strategy as we navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with riddles and puzzles that only the smartest players can solve. Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a supercomputer in disguise, so you better bring your A-game if you want to impress them.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of players who have unlocked the mysteries of the universe through their Minecraft skills. They say that if you can beat them in a game of chess, you will be granted access to their hidden vault of rare diamonds and enchanted gear.

So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart the competition and rise to the top of the leaderboard, then come join us on this mind-bending Minecraft SMP server. Just be prepared to have your mind blown – literally.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftyRoomie’s 6am Airport Ride Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of unreliable roommates asking you for favors at ungodly hours? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and just have a good time? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to ask you to drive us to the airport at 6 in the morning! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that won’t guilt trip you into being their personal chauffeur. Plus, we have virtual snacks for everyone who joins, because who needs real-life favors when you have pixelated treats? Come join us and leave the early morning airport runs behind!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Dimension Hops:	15
Farms Harvested:	654	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Mum’s the Word Minecraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a chance to witness the epic battle of the exes unfold in real-time.

Picture this: a 5-year-old caught in the middle of a naming war between her dad’s girlfriend and her mom’s boyfriend. Who will she call dad? Who will she call mum? The suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! Watch as the exes duke it out over what titles their significant others should have. Will dad win the title of “dad” or will mum reign supreme? Only time will tell on our server.

So if you’re looking for some family drama, some questionable parenting decisions, and a whole lot of chaos, join us on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have this level of craziness?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	492	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

WackyWankSpot Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and crazy as your wildest wank story? Look no further! Our server is filled with insane builds, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Join us for the chance to show off your wanking skills in a whole new way – by building the most outrageous wank shack the world has ever seen! Trust us, you won’t find a more wank-tastic server anywhere else. Join now and let the wanking adventures begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Farms Harvested:	281

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BlockyDestiny: One Block Can Change Everything

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Remember that time you decided to join a Minecraft server just for fun? Well, little did you know that this server was actually a portal to a whole new dimension of craziness and epic adventures!

Once you stepped foot into this virtual world, you were greeted by a band of mischievous llamas who led you on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny. Along the way, you encountered talking creepers, dancing pigs, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who just wanted to join in on the fun.

But the real game-changer was when you stumbled upon a hidden village filled with quirky villagers who taught you the ancient art of llama whispering. With your newfound skills, you were able to ride into battle on the backs of your trusty llama steeds, conquering dungeons and slaying bosses with ease.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn your world upside down (literally, thanks to the gravity-defying llamas), then this is the place for you. Join us now and prepare for a journey like no other!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1