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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Void Armor Forged:	26
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	5484	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	28	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PublicSMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Hello there, brave adventurer! Welcome to the heart of PublicSMP! We have proximity voice chat that does not use mods! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting your journey in the realm of blocks, you’re now part of a community that values creativity, teamwork, and fun!We hope you enjoy your time here.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

projectEnchantedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

projectenchanted.minecraft.best 25565https://discord.gg/xzD6hawwJ6“Discover projectEnchantedMC – the ultimate Minecraft universe! Join our Java and Bedrock server for an adventure packed with grief protection, awesome plugins, and thrilling gameplay! Delve into our economy-driven survival SMP with shops, jobs, quests and the brandnew plugin; towny. Enjoy free ranks, custom items, cosmetics, and more. Invite friends to earn in-game rewards! We take custom requests for commands and builds. Plus, support us by voting and get exclusive rewards! Join our team! We’re on the lookout for builders, admins, video creators, and Discord helpers. Join the excitement at projectEnchantedMC.”

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9379	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MercyMC

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

MercyMC is a new Minecraft server network with a survival server and more gamemodes to come! We’re aiming for a relaxing experience for all of our players.We offer no advantages with webstore purchases and we run on player donations to maintain our server.Come check it out and help us build a great community.port 25594 for Bedrock– ko-fi.com/playmercymc– https://www.tiktok.com/@playmercymc

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Confused Pixelmon

Economy

Mylona’s Current FeaturesUnlimited Homes, Dynmap, Contests, Movie Nights, New World, Wondertrade, Non-P2W, Play 2 Win, Lottery, Jobs, Events, Safari, Daily, Questing, Player Shops, Public XP Farm, Monthly Server Ender Dragon Fights!, PVP Arena, and Adding new features every week!!!!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Divine Spears Created:	27

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ArtMC.net

Anarchy

ArtMC is a collaborative Minecraft art experiment. Place 1 block every 10 seconds. Create art with or against other players.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	400
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Animals Bred:	25

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PhoenixCraft

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

**About PhoenixCraft – Crafting Adventures Since 2022!**Welcome to PhoenixCraft, a thriving Minecraft community with a rich history dating back to August 18, 2022. We are more than just a server; we’re a warm and inclusive community that welcomes players from all walks of life.**Our Servers:**– **Anarchy Server:** Immerse yourself in the raw, unbridled chaos of our anarchy server. Here, survival is the name of the game, and the possibilities are limitless. Forge alliances, build empires, or go it alone; the choice is yours.– **Economy Server:** Step into our meticulously designed economy server, operating on Minecraft version 1.20.1. Engage in dynamic events, trade with fellow players, and embark on epic adventures.**Active and Engaged:**At PhoenixCraft, our community is our strength. We host frequent events that keep our members engaged and excited. Join us in creating unforgettable memories, whether it’s battling the Ender Dragon together or participating in our unique server events.**Join Our Family:**

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Dragons Tamed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MiantaoriMC Network

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Mini Games, OneBlock, Survival

Welcome to MianatoriMC Network! We offer many game modes that provide endless fun for everyone, including Survival, OneBlock, BedWars, and more! It supports 1.8 to the latest version. We recommend 1.20. Always looking for staff and creators of media content from many platforms. We think you should check the server before we continue.Discord: https://discord.gg/aprRpcn3rJ

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Buildings Constructed:	22	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Master Realm

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MissionPrison

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

MobArena Bombs Drugs ElementalTrees Gangs Bounties Free Kits Trails Bounties GUI-Oriented Auctions CoinFlip ChatReaction Crates Balanced Economy

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Maritime Survival

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Ahoy! Embark on a nautical adventure with us on the 1.18 Maritime server!On Maritime Survival we have some awesome enhancements to our gameplay, here’s a list of some of our enhancements: – Clue Scrolls – McMMO – Level System – Anti-Grief – Player Warps – Bedrock SupportWhat are you waiting for? Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

3b3t

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Anarchy server, no rules, no admin, and no interference! In this server you can pretty much do whatever you want, start bases, make new friends, and attack anyone that gets in your way!Server is also now 1.16.5!Crystal PVP! Donkey Dupe Enabled! Nether roof access Stacked Items!/tpa /home

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

craft2style

Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

=====mc.craft2style.nl===== something completely different with fun game modes BvB survival, Creative ingame shovel and much more. come and have a look, Hafe fun mvg staff team

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Void Armor Forged:	25	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SkyHikerMC

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

𝚂 𝙺 𝚈 𝙷 𝙸 𝙺 𝙴 𝚁 𝙼 𝙲 【ꜱɪɴᴄᴇ 2020】 We are a batch of Skyblock lovers in Malaysia and Singapore who decided to create a server that is mainly developing and improving in Skyblock related game modes. We aim to be transparent, innovative, creativity and friendly to all the players over the world.GAMEMODES – Skyblock [1.19+]

– Survival [1.18+]

– Four [1.12+]

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Crops Grown:	2187
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	246	Dragon Scales Harvested:	381
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

Alinea is a small hard mode and close-to-vanilla survival server! We are a welcoming and tight-knit community from all around the world and for people of all ages! *KEY FEATURES* – Small world with no teleports – Very Close to vanilla with minimal commands – PVP is allowed in the wild – Balanced player-based economy – Tangible features (physical money, physical shops, etc…)Server Address (IP): play.alinea-mc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/zejcjyZ This is a hard mode server! We recommend joining a town straight away to get started more easily, and have shelter from the outside world!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SkyLife

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Soar above the skies on Skylyfe, a truly unique take on the original Skyblock formula! We have insane dungeons, island upgrades, captivating quests, adaptive parkour, and much more! Join our active and diverse community, climb the leaderboards or build something cool. Unleash your creativity and conquer the limitless skies that await you above the clouds!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.