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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Potions Brewed:	56
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

easysurvive.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Towns Built:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Towns Built:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Animals Bred:	181	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	30605

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	177	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ores Mined:	8109	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Fire Crusades

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

JonGames – Survival Land Claim

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Towny

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Runes Activated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magic Items Found:	6963
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Light

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Light Network is an economy survival server. We offer a range of features for players to enjoy whilst sticking to the vanilla-esk of the game. Survival has land claiming, free ranks, reward crates, quests, silk spawners and more! Connect to the server today to start your adventure!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5076	Star Shards Collected:	69
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7923
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Secure Heaven

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Explore, destroy Demons and build your dream home.IP: play.secure-heaven.com (Java)Discord: http://discord.secure-heaven.com/ Website: https://www.secure-heaven.com/ How to enter: https://www.shmc.link/unirseDo you still have doubts? she continues reading: • Customizable home, with reinvented protection measures • We have a Passion for Survival • Weddings, Alcohol, Jobs, PvEStop by the server and leave us your opinion!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Friends In Game

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

The Amici In Game Community is pleased to present its new server: FRIENDS IN GAME: The server was created with the aim of giving Minecraft enthusiasts already present on our official DISCORD a place where they can all play together, in harmony and serenity! A place to have fun with “Friends” in an almost familiar atmosphere… The server we offer uses plugins to protect all server constructions from any grief and/or other problems that could destroy or damage the work of the players on the server… In addition to the simple Pure Vanilla, we also offer some minigames (For now only BedWars, but there will be others in the future ;)) If I have intrigued you, I invite you to join us on the SERVER! (for various reasons, the server will NOT remain open constantly… Furthermore, in order to enter you must first enter our DISCORD SERVER so that you can be added to the white list)

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MC.LOL

Bedwars, Parkour, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!