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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	New Chunks Explored:	459620
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ForgeSkies

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

Forget boring skymining servers with mundane ‘features’ like autocompressors, multiple realms and OP gear. We already have those. Let’s talk about our innovative skill system, fun quests and unique custom boss fights that are sure to make every other skymining server feel lack luster.• Versions: 1.13 – 1.20+ • Java IP: forgeskies.minehut.gg • Bedrock: IP: bedrock.forgeskies.minehut.ggAt ForgeSkies, we offer a range of exciting gameplay variations, we also have a friendly and supportive community of players from all around the world. We believe that ForgeSkies is at its best when players can collaborate, compete, and connect with one another. Our community is welcoming and inclusive, and we’re always happy to see new players join the fun.The ForgeSkies team of experienced developers and dedicated staff work tirelessly to bring you the best possible Minecraft experience. We strive to create a server that is always up-to-date with the latest game features and updates, and we’re constantly adding new content and gameplay modes to keep things fresh and exciting.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Hexuscraft

Bedwars, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

Welcome to Hexuscraft, a work-in-progress network featuring mini games, private servers and tournamentsCheck out our discord server for updates and chat the community

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Star Shards Collected:	279
Enchantments Applied:	68	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Minecraft Country

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

TransformersMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

TransformersMC A Transformers Server for the latest version of Minecraft The main attractions of TransformersMC are the fully modelled Transformers armors/suits and the various modelled weapons from the Transformers Universe Server Info: The Server is Vanilla, Mods are not required to join the Server, but this ModPack offers some Quality Boosting mods to enrich the experience! Server IP: TrafoMC.net Official Partner: Bisect Hosting: https://bisecthosting.com/celestialnetwork

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PokeDigital

Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

PokeDigital is a recently launched Minecraft Pixelmon server that not only offers Pokemon but Digimon as well! Its most notable features include the ability to communicate with your own Pokemon or Digimon, WonderTrade, PokeBuilder, GTS/STS, emotes, and non-paid flying. If you’re interested, and you know you are, join the server and give it a try! The only requirements to play are to have Pixelmon 9.1.7 and the server resource pack, which can be downloaded in-game.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

A Towny Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Towny Server delivers a close-to-vanilla experience with the Towny and Jobs plugins!Our small community of dedicated people are ready to welcome you with cosy and friendly vibes and will be happy to welcome you into the borders of a beautiful town!On our server, we try to keep things simple, rather than going for complicated things. When you join, you’ll be welcomed by the cosy spawn that we built ourselves with members of our community, who themselves will be ready to welcome you!To keep things simple while still encouraging interaction within the community, we have a player-driven economy where you can buy and sell helpful things to and from other players at better rates than the server shop. Sporting the Jobs plugin as well, you can earn money by simply doing your favourite thing in vanilla Minecraft, be it mining, farming, enchanting, brewing or many other things!We also have lots of cosmetics! Pets, Hats, Trails, Mounts, Gadgets, and more, all available for everyone to get their hands on!Other plugins that contribute to our comfy feel are Harbor for skipping to daytime, /back for returning to your location should you die, FastLeafDecay for getting rid of those pesky leaves, Chest Shops for player markets, LWC for locking your valuable chests away from other players and an Anti-Cheat to keep everyone playing fair!Thank you for reading through and we hope to see you in-game!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CoreMC

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

CoreMC – Literally just Vanilla MinecraftTired of server resets deleting your progress? Think most plugins make the game too easy? Want to just… play Minecraft?I started CoreMC (formerly “Cat Land”) about 2 years ago because I wanted a simple, no nonsense Minecraft community where anyone is welcome from highly technical people to elaborate builders to casual players. After a few months of downtime from moving I’m re-launching and re-branding as CoreMC. The server is running the vanilla Minecraft server JAR, which means no plugins and pure vanilla gameplay. In addition, all gamerules are set to their defaults and there are no datapacks or command blocks.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Stride Learning Network

Creative, Mini Games, Survival

The Stride Learning Network is all about creating a fun, educational gaming experience for people of all ages and skills on a cross-play server (Bedrock and Java Edition). We’re using Minecraft to bring you unique mini-games, long-lasting game modes, and a safe environment to learn and have a blast! Additionally, we host build challenges all the time with CASH and MERCH prizes! Explore our Survival MP, enhanced with plugins like Towny and McMMO, or grab some friends and take on our chaotic Fall Guys mini-game, Clumsy Crew! With tons of new minigames always in development, now is the best time to start your Stride Learning experience.Java IP: mc.stride.gg Bedrock IP: mc.stride.gg Website: https://stride.gg/minecraft/minecraft_server/

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CrystalMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	211
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

FroglightMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to FrogLight-MC! We are a fun Semi-Vanilla survival server that focuses on our players! Our goal is to build a strong community where people can play and be them selves while having fun. The Owners will be constantly looking to make sure our server is the best place to be part of a community and always take player suggestions into account when working on any major gameplay changes. A custom dungeon has been opened and is constantly being developed allows all players to proceed to become a powerful member of the economy through simply grinding rather than having to purchase any keys or ranks. Our staff are attentive and active in the discord and in game, constantly updating and fixing anything that requires it!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Magic Items Found:	5600	Runes Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Cosmoverse

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to the Cosmoverse! A furry based community Minecraft server with the ambition to grow a strong community with as many people as possible! This server currently has a couple minigames such as Ice-Kart! This is our own unique minigame which is pretty Mario Kart, but in Minecraft! We also have a parkour world. Our main servers are Skyblock and Survival, but we also have a plotworld for those who wants to easily test out a desgin or redstone contraption or even just to have fun building with friends!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	193	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Potions Brewed:	123	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Nektax Network

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

Nektax Network is the place for you! Every good part of Minecraft servers can be found here. Join us today and have fun!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	233	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	8136
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PublicSMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Hello there, brave adventurer! Welcome to the heart of PublicSMP! We have proximity voice chat that does not use mods! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting your journey in the realm of blocks, you’re now part of a community that values creativity, teamwork, and fun!We hope you enjoy your time here.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.