Holidays | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Metallic Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the ultimate True Norwegian Black Metal experience in Minecraft.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a horde of skeleton warriors dressed in corpse paint and spiked leather armor come charging at you, blasting Mayhem and Emperor from their boomboxes. But don’t worry, they’re here to help you conquer the land and spread the dark glory of Black Metal across the server.

Our server is filled with insane quests and challenges that will test your skills and make you question your sanity. From battling giant spiders that spit fire to building your own sacrificial altar to summon demons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Black Metal Band of Skeletons, who will serenade you with their bone-chilling music and grant you powerful buffs to help you on your journey.

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner Black Metal warrior in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your darkest eyeliner and your most brutal battle cry – because things are about to get metal AF.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Sleepy Minecraft SMP Player

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our SMP is so exciting, you’ll need at least 12 hours of sleep just to recover from all the fun!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and build castles made entirely out of diamond blocks. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos.

But beware, our community is so hilarious, you might just laugh yourself into a coma. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

NoKidsNoCreeper Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into babysitting by your family members? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual family! No more passive-aggressive comments about your life choices, just pure gaming fun!

On our server, you can create your own world where you never have to babysit anyone unless you want to (looking at you, virtual pets). Say goodbye to the pressure of family expectations and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

Join now and let your creativity run wild in a world where boundaries are respected and drama is left at the door. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s build some virtual boundaries, one block at a time!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ores Mined:	3654
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftyHub

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as my husband’s drinking habits! Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where hiding Kratom and CBD is just a normal part of the game.

Explore our virtual world and experience the thrill of waking up to a vibrating watch that prevents bed-wetting (seriously, it’s a game-changer). And don’t worry about responsibilities like having kids or buying a house, because here, the only responsibility you’ll have is to get high and have a good time.

Join us now and let’s see if you can survive the craziness of our server – just remember, always drink responsibly (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magic Items Found:	1097	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

FlaggedCraft SMP

Boundaries, Communication, compatibility, DATING, emotional intelligence, FlaggedCraft, green flags, healthy relationship, Honesty, long-term commitment, love, Partnership, personal growth, red flags, relationship, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, toxic relationship, Trust, warning signs

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we thrive on chaos and craziness!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world where lava flows like waterfalls and creepers are trained to do your bidding. Our community is filled with players who have green flags like building giant statues of themselves out of gold blocks and red flags like starting wars over who has the best pet pig.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground societies plotting to overthrow the server admins, treasure hunts that lead to hidden dungeons filled with loot, and even a rumor that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a wild time, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Zombie Dances:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BlockyCultureShock

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Tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Join our server for a NSFW culture shock like you’ve never experienced before! Dive into a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers wear tutus. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is known to break out into a twerk session every now and then. Join us if you dare, but be warned – you may never look at Minecraft the same way again!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Potions Brewed:	94

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SovietCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our minecraft server where we have more name changes than the Ukrainian parliament! we got over 300 settlements that used to be boring but now they’re all about Russia and the Soviet Union! imagine building your house in a place called “Vladimir Putin’s Backyard” or “Borscht Boulevard”! it’s a wild ride of historical confusion and hilarious chaos! join now for the most ridiculous names you’ll ever see in a minecraft server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Farms Harvested:	214
Animals Bred:	32	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

KurskCraft: Robot vs. Trench

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Yo, have you ever seen a robot with GUNS in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we got Ukraine’s Gun-Armed Ground Robot clearing out Russian trenches in Kursk! Join us for the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Watch as the robot blasts through enemies and leaves a trail of destruction in its wake. It’s like a sci-fi movie, but in Minecraft! So come on, join us and witness the chaos unfold in our insane server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CO2 Climatic Craze

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LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE GOT DINOSAURS AND ALIENS AND SH*T!

WE GOT A STUDY THAT SHOWS IF YOU JOIN, YOUR CLIMATE SENSITIVITY WILL BE SO FAST AND SLOW, LIKE 8C PER CO2 DOUBLING IN THE LAST 485 MILLION YEARS!

IMAGINE BUILDING A MINECRAFT HOUSE WHILE A T-REX AND A SPACESHIP FIGHT OUTSIDE!

SO COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Towns Built:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Banned from YouTube Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server where the chaos is real and the drama is even more intense than a reality TV show! Ironmouse got banned from YouTube for copyright infringement, Kson somehow reached the legendary 3 view status, Henya is on her deathbed (in-game, of course), and Froot got exposed for stealing diamonds from other players. But hey, who needs normal when you can have this level of insanity? Join now for a wild ride that you’ll never forget!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Homo Fauna – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are all about Human Males On Female Anthros! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is like a soap opera, but with furries. Dive into the drama of “The Frost On Her Feathers” or “Chicken In the Fox’s Den” for some wild storytelling. – Ever wanted to read a fanfic about a chicken getting into a fox’s den? Well, now you can on our server! – Join us for the epic saga of “Claws of Helion” or “Sanguine Dusk” where anthros battle it out in intense conflicts. – Need a break from all the chaos? Check out “Post-Work Relief” for a relaxing read. – Curious about the secrets of “Forgotten Places: Expedition”? Join our server to uncover the mysteries. – And if you’re feeling adventurous, join in on “Manhunt” for a thrilling adventure.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP for a furry-filled adventure like no other! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a fanfic or two along the way. Join now for a wild ride through the world of Human Males On Female Anthros!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	457	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Invited2Wedding

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Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no drama? Well, do I have a server for you!

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with family drama, awkward encounters, and unexpected plot twists! Just like this Reddit user’s experience at his brother’s wedding, our server is full of surprises and unexpected moments.

Imagine logging in to find out that your Minecraft sibling doesn’t want you there at all! The tension, the awkwardness, the drama – it’s all waiting for you on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of family members ready to take sides and judge your every move.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your every decision, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to provide all the entertainment you need? Remember, drama is just a block away!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49
Meteorites Collected:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

GiftedSMP: BestGiftEver

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Oh, the best gift I’ve ever received was definitely an invite to this epic Minecraft SMP! Trust me, this server is like no other. We have flying pigs that drop diamonds, secret underground roller coasters, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris who gives out quests for rare loot. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate adventure and make memories that will have you laughing for days!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	22
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Mines Excavated:	2582

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

RealityCheckCraft

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Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes? Well, welcome to our server where the laws of physics take a coffee break and reality is just a suggestion!

Join us if you want to discover the secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world with their feathered army. Or maybe you’re brave enough to explore the mystical land of rainbow sheep who poop out diamonds instead of wool.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a parallel universe where llamas ride on top of dragons and zombies breakdance for diamonds.

So, if you’re ready to question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, come join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride of wacky adventures and mind-bending discoveries!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	143	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Villages Defended:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Tater Tot Tavern

13 years old, 16 months, adolescence, childhood development, Food fussiness, food preferences, Genetic differences, genetic influence, genetic predisposition, genetic trait, genetics, genetics and behavior, nature vs nurture, picky eater, picky eating, Population, study, tater, TAVERN, three years old, toddlerhood, TOT, variation

join our epic minecraft server where we have the most INSANE food fights you’ve ever seen! our players are genetically predisposed to be picky eaters, making every battle a chaotic mess of flying carrots and exploding potatoes. with 60% of the variation in food fussiness at 16 months, you never know what crazy food combos will be thrown at you next. come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate food fight showdown!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3