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| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4328 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
– We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They may or may not be plotting world domination. – Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will peck anyone who tries to grief or steal. – We have a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we built it, just enjoy the show. – Our community events include synchronized pig racing, llama fashion shows, and underwater basket weaving competitions. – Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world. Good luck finding it!
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the wacky adventures and unexpected surprises that await you. Just don’t mention the cum to your friends, okay?
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 30 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9278 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
We have a strict policy against beverage theft and encourage open communication for all your drink needs. Plus, our community is always ready to provide free burritos and tacos for all your gaming fuel needs.
Don’t let selfish family members ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace without any drama over drinks! Remember, on our server, everyone gets their fair share of Arizona drinks and no one will be called out for being selfish. Join now and game on without any beverage-related conflicts!
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4178 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might just end up with a pet creeper).
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and unpredictable SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, the future has never looked so exciting!
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 78 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of diamond blocks in his wake. Rumor has it that if you can catch him, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, he’s a crafty one and will do everything in his power to evade capture.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
join our server for non-stop action and chaos. you never know what’s gonna happen next. maybe you’ll get attacked by pagers and devices, or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure. who knows, man. it’s all up in the air.
so come on, join us for the ride of your life. just remember to watch your back and keep your wits about you. things are about to get wild!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 36 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 174 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 197 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Anarchy in the world of 4×4 chunk
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Welcome to 0t0b! This is the most free anarchy experience where exploits will be patched if they break the game and backdoors will not exist. Please join today. IP: 0t0b.org Versions:1.12.2 – 1.21
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
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| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 142 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Join us for epic adventures and quests that will make you forget all about the fake news of racism. Build your own pixelated utopia and show the world that love and friendship are the only things that matter in this blocky universe.
So why wait? Join our server today and be a part of a community that is breaking free from the lies of the past. Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Why should you join grindr:the country, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden village filled with talking llamas and dancing pigs. They were so amazed by the sights and sounds that they never wanted to leave! And that player? Well, they went on to become the richest player on the server, all thanks to those chatty llamas and groovy pigs.
But that’s not all! On grindr:the country, you can also participate in epic PvP battles against other players, embark on daring quests to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, and even ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe… probably).
So come on down to grindr:the country and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this zany world of wonder and whimsy!
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 13 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 20 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 16 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 91 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1438 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
