HODL 10k in Minecraft SMP – Crypto Fags

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, get ready to dive into the craziest, most unpredictable SMP server out there! Join us and you’ll be HODLing more than just diamonds – you’ll be HODLing cryptofags! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new currency system where you can trade in your emeralds for Dogecoin and your gold for Bitcoin.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant creepers to racing pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server around. Just remember, when it comes to HODLing cryptofags, the sky’s the limit – or should we say, the moon! 🚀🌙

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5343	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BdayBashCraft

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Are you tired of dealing with office drama on your birthday? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is the perfect escape from the Minnie the Moochers of the world. No cookie cakes allowed, only Chantilly cakes from Whole Foods for everyone! And don’t worry, there’s no HR department to get involved if someone tries to ruin your birthday surprise.

Join us for a world of endless possibilities and zero office politics. Build your dream birthday cake castle or embark on a quest to defeat the evil cookie cake monster. The choice is yours on our server!

So why wait? Join now and leave the office drama behind. And remember, on our server, the only AH is the Creeper trying to blow up your masterpiece!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the final scene of Avengers: Endgame? Look no further, because our server’s ending is so epic, it’ll make you question reality itself! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, unexpected plot twists, and more drama than a soap opera on steroids. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Towns Built:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CharityCraft2021

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you support the cause of saving the pixelated penguins in the Arctic biome! Yes, you heard that right – these poor little penguins are in danger and need your help to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the entire server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether realm. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Dimension Hops:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

LePenCraft Minecraft Server

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so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh? well this server is the place for u! we got all the crazy shenanigans u could ever want, like building giant statues of french politicians and pretending they’re in a embezzlement trial! join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, drama, and maybe even some pixelated courtroom antics. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Crafty Care Minecraft Server

care, Crafty, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, self care activities, self care empowerment, self care goals, self care habits, self care ideas, self care inspiration, self care journey, self care motivation, self care rituals, self care tips, self love, self-care, self-care awareness, self-care practices, self-care quotes, self-care routine, self-care strategies, Server, wellness

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a giant pig boss who only appears on a full moon. Trust us, it’s totally real.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, try your luck in our custom-built parkour challenge where the obstacles include flying chickens, exploding sheep, and a maze made entirely of cake. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to take care of yourself… because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Animals Bred:	152
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CatTortureCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Void Gems Collected:	30
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Solaris

building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Farming, MCMMO, Medieval, Minigames, multiplayer, PvP, Questing, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	198	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Love Letters Sent:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Sapling SMP

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Sapling.gg! A next generation of Minecraft survival servers! Founded in 2024, Sapling.gg is where innovation meets community-driven gameplay, offering an experience that’s as unique as it is engaging. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting your Minecraft journey, Sapling.gg has something special for everyone.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

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LOTS OF EXCITING CONTENT WAITING FOR YOU:

5 Unique events with valuable loot and interesting mechanics; Custom dynamites, totems, runes, potions, arrows and other valuable resources; Excellent spawn with a pvp arena, a resource buyer, a well-developed auction; As well as new private blocks, a new top design, a new website and much more!

Also, in honor of the opening of the server, all players will receive: A coupon for a 50% discount when purchasing any privilege on the site

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

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Overview of City SMP Minecraft Server

Description	Come check out and be a part of some of the largest functional Minecraft cities you have seen! Cities not made of empty shells, but different peoples’ homes, shops, redstone factories, and more! Infrastructure connects all of our urban areas, with soul soil roads, blue iceways, a functional rail network, and more! Own a house in a city that is truly alive with new stores, new infrastructure, and new things happening all around you.
Server Age	Four years old
Features	– Urban development focus – In-game economy – Functional rail network – Custom enchants and crafts – Endgame mobs with scaling difficulty

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join an existing city?	Yes, you are free to join an existing city or create your own.
How can I join the server?	Click on the link provided in the server trailer or visit the linktr.ee/citysmp.
What is the server focus?	The server focuses on urban development, player interaction, and in-game economy.
Are there custom features on the server?	Yes, there are custom enchants, crafts, and endgame mobs with scaling difficulty.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Soywalk Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, building sky-high castles made entirely of diamonds, and participating in intense llama races through the Nether.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where you can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft antics you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky soywalkers while you’re at it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	26	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Emeralds Found:	4082
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Anna Kendricks First Directorial Debut Woman Of The Hour Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Picture this: a world where pigs ride on chickens, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?). Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free llama with a mustache, a pet polar bear that tells dad jokes, and your very own enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with a single click (no more endless mining for you)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun ride)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2685	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Farms Harvested:	221
Dragon Eggs Found:	754	Star Shards Collected:	212
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Dad’sAffairChildNoFundsSplitting

blended families, college fund, college savings, college tuition, dad’s affair child, DadsAffairChildNoFundsSplitting, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family loyalty, Family secrets, Family Support, financial decisions, inheritance issues., moral dilemmas, parental betrayal, parental responsibilities, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, step siblings, trust issues

So, picture this: you log onto our Minecraft server and suddenly you’re faced with a family drama more intense than a soap opera. Imagine building your dream castle while dodging your dad’s secret son who’s trying to steal your college fund! Will you team up with your siblings to take down the evil dad and his mistress, or will you join forces with the long-lost brother to claim your rightful share of the treasure? With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7578	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

OpinionatedSMP – TrivialTakes

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances forming and crumbling faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of backstabbing your best friend over a virtual potato farm. Trust us, it’s worth it. Plus, our server has a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Don’t miss out on the chance to boogie with zombies and skeletons! So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	24
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.