HODL 10k in Minecraft SMP – Crypto Fags

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, get ready to dive into the craziest, most unpredictable SMP server out there! Join us and you’ll be HODLing more than just diamonds – you’ll be HODLing cryptofags! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new currency system where you can trade in your emeralds for Dogecoin and your gold for Bitcoin.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant creepers to racing pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server around. Just remember, when it comes to HODLing cryptofags, the sky’s the limit – or should we say, the moon! 🚀🌙

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

DessertGateCraft

Apology, Boundaries, Boyfriend, cheescake, Chocolate, Communication, Conflict Resolution, cottage cheese, Cultural differences, dessert, DessertGateCraft, family dinner, gołąbki, Humiliation, lying.., Polish food, Preferences, relationships, Respect, sernik, store bought cake

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up some delicious virtual Polish and Spanish cuisine! Join us for a taste of gołąbki (cabbage rolls) and sernik (cottage cheese cake), but beware, if you gag at the sight of these pixelated delicacies, you may face the wrath of our virtual family members.

Experience the drama of trying new foods in our Minecraft world, where lying about dessert choices can lead to intense arguments and silent treatments. Will you stand your ground and defend your culinary preferences, or will you take a bite of the unknown and discover a new favorite dish?

Join us on this food-filled adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the virtual family dinner table! Just remember, in our world, the cake may be a lie, but the sernik is very real.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	153	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Emeralds Found:	2890	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

HabitCraft: The Underrated Villager

addiction, bad habit, detrimental, detrimental effects, good reputation, HabitCraft, HARMFUL, misconceptions, misleading, misunderstood, negative behavior, negative impact, popular beliefs, self-destructive, societal acceptance, societal norms, toxic behavior, Underrated, Undeserved, Unhealthy, unhealthy habits, vice, villager

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as it attracts a swarm of friendly creepers who just want to party.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Join us and witness the epic battle between the dragon and a giant army of angry llamas armed with laser beams.

So why wait? Join our server now and discover a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2875	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BoomBorder Minecraft Server

aggression, BoomBorder, border, Conflict, cut ties, demolition, diplomatic crisis, east asia, explosion, Geopolitical, Infrastructure, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Kim Yo Jong, Korean Peninsula, Military Action, Minecraft, North Korea, SECURITY, Server, south korea, Tension, Warning

OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! We got explosions like North Korea blowing up roads near the border with South Korea! It’s lit fam! But don’t worry, we won’t cut ties with u, we just wanna blow stuff up for funsies. Come join us for some explosive adventures and build your own border wall to keep out the creepers. It’s gonna be a blast, literally! Join now before Kim Jong-un decides to nuke us all!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Love Letters Sent:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

TalibanTakedownCraft

Afghan, Allies, Asylum, Bravery, Britain, Conflict, Defense, elite soldiers, foreign policy, Government, immigration, Immigration Policy, international relations, Military, Refugees, resettlement, SETTLEMENT, Taliban, TalibanTakedownCraft, uk, war veterans

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got 500 elite Afghan soldiers who fought off them Taliban baddies settlin’ in Britain! like, imagine the stories they gonna tell around the campfire while buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ off creepers. Plus, they got mad skills so you know they gonna be bossin’ it in PVP battles. Come join the fun and be part of this epic adventure, fam!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Gods Slained:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Crops Grown:	9450
Love Letters Sent:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Tri-PhalliaCraft: 3 Shafts of Fun

abnormality, anatomical anomaly, anatomical variation, case study, Fun, genetic mutation, human anatomy, internal anatomy, medical anomaly, medical case report, medical curiosity, Medical research, penile shafts, post-mortem dissection, rare congenital anomaly, rare medical condition, scientific discovery, Shafts, Triphallia, TriPhalliaCraft, triphallic man, Unique Anatomy, unusual condition

Yo, u gotta join dis crazy Minecraft server, cuz we got a dude with 3 PENISES! Yeah, u heard me right, THREE DONGS! It’s like some triphallia shiz up in here. We even did a post-mortem dissection to study the internal anatomy of his triple trouble down there. It’s wild, man! Come join us and see for yourself, it’s a real freak show in the best way possible. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime experience, join now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9185	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Aevorion Realms

Survival

Aevorion Realms is a dynamic Minecraft SMP where creativity and adventure blend seamlessly. Explore vast, custom-crafted landscapes, build epic structures, and engage in thrilling survival gameplay. Whether you’re forming alliances, embarking on quests, or mastering new challenges, Aevorion Realms offers a unique experience for every player. Join a thriving community and shape your legacy in a world of endless possibilities!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Potions Brewed:	70
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Pixel Land

Arena, Boxpvp, Challenges, closed spaces, Combat, Competition, dynamic fights, Equipment, Events, no compromises, No Lag, Pixel Land, Polish, Polish server, progress tracking, PvP, Ranking system, Resources, Skills

We invite you to our Polish BoxPvP server, where pure competition and skills count! Enter the arena, challenge other players and show who is the best. The server offers dynamic PvP fights in closed spaces, as well as a ranking system that allows you to track your progress. Collect resources, upgrade your equipment and climb to the top of the rankings.

Regular events and PvP challenges await those who want to test their skills. No lag, no compromises – just pure combat. Join us and show your strength on the BoxPvP server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Farms Harvested:	622
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

TUSA – ANARCHIC SERVER | PURE SPAWN server Minecraft

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The owner of the server “TUSA – ANARCHIC SERVER PURE SPAWN” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

The Limbus Co. Minecraft Server #2019

appstore, Cinq West Section 3 Meursault, countdown, Current Extractions, Ego, FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu, Faust, General guide, google play, ID & E.G.O, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus, Limbus Company General, Lobotomy Corporation, Masquerade, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon #4, Mirror of the Wuthering, Oblivion2024, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, optimal grind guide, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line 4, season 5, Server, sinner, Steam, The Barber of La Manchaland Outis, tutorial, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources, Zwei West Section 3 Ishmael, Zwei West Section 3 Sinclair

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, oh no. We have Mirror Dungeons, Refraction Railway Lines, and even a Barber of La Manchaland roaming around.

Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life as we extract targets like Faust and navigate through sections like Cinq West and Zwei West. Who needs a regular old survival server when you can be a part of this madness?

But wait, there’s more! This server is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina. So get ready for some serious spoilers and mind-bending gameplay.

Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and dive into the chaos. Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for even more insanity.

So why join this Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a combination of mining, building, and unraveling the mysteries of the Limbus Company? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Buildings Constructed:	32
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	25

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

The BlockyBoi Minecraft SMP

adult life, attractive, BlockyBoi, clubbing, Creature, dead end relationship, freedom, Friends, Halloween, holding a conversation, Make Friends, meet people, Minecraft, NEET, Potential, preventing, problem solving, shut-in, single, smp, social conversation, Stuck, TEENAGE, Unattractive

Are you tired of being a shut-in neet with zero friends? Do you want to break free from your dead-end relationship and finally have some fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join our server and become part of a wacky community where you can make friends, go clubbing on Halloween, and live out all your wildest dreams. Who needs real-life social interactions when you can have virtual ones in our pixelated world?

We have insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched them into the sky, or when a group of players formed a secret underground society dedicated to worshipping a block of dirt.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best virtual life! Who knows, you might even find love (or at least a creeper to keep you company).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	115	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3067
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftyLoveTriangle

arranged marriage, Arranged Marriages, asexual identity, coming out, communication breakdown, community expectations, CraftyLoveTriangle, cultural norms, custody battles, denial of feelings, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, Family secrets, family unity, hidden relationships, Infidelity, LGBTQ, long term affair, regret, Therapy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon!

Join us for a wild ride filled with secret love affairs, arranged marriages, and family secrets that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Explore a world where love knows no boundaries, even if it means marrying someone you know is gay and in love with your brother. Who needs traditional relationships when you can have a scandalous love triangle instead?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the aftermath of revealing long-held secrets and the chaos that ensues when custody battles and family drama collide. Will our players be able to navigate through the mess and come out on top, or will they be blown to bits like a poorly built redstone contraption?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about love, family, and Minecraft. Don’t be a blockhead, come join the fun today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

RocketRaidReporter

aiding the enemy, American journalist, charges, Conflict, court case, Espionage, foreign relations, international law, Israel, Journalism, Legal, media ethics, MIDDLE EAST, press freedom, providing information, Reporting, rocket attacks, RocketRaidReporter, SECURITY, Terrorism, Wartime

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to be a spy like that american journalist dude in israel! but, like, instead of getting charged with aiding the enemy, u get rewarded with diamonds and cool weapons! u can report on all the crazy rocket attacks happening in the game and be a hero! come join us and be a legendary spy for the enemy in minecraft land!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Magic Items Found:	4088	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ores Mined:	6299
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Animals Bred:	126

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MemoryCraft AnxietyFree

animal studies, anxiety behavior, anxiety management, anxiety reduction, AnxietyFree, brain activity, brain function, cognitive function, intranasal delivery, intranasal RNA therapy, memory boost, memory enhancement, memory improvement, MemoryCraft, mental health, neurological disorders, neurotransmitter regulation, RNA therapy, rodent models, serotonin receptor, serotonin regulation, stress relief

lol u ever feel like ur brain needs a lil boost? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic Minecraft server where we have discovered a secret intranasal RNA therapy that will make u remember where u put ur diamonds and reduce ur anxiety about creepers blowing up ur house!

we found this magic potion that decreases the activity of a serotonin receptor in ur brain, making u a memory master and anxiety-free warrior in the world of blocks and zombies. our rodent models have shown significant improvements in memory and anxiety-like behaviors, so just imagine what it can do for u, a human player!

so come on, join us on this wild ride of brain-boosting and anxiety-reducing fun! who needs therapy when u have Minecraft and a secret potion to make u the ultimate player in the game? let’s get crafting and conquering, together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Last Rampart

Adventure, city building, Community, Custom Items, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Minigames, multiplayer, Pets, private island, PvE, PvP, Questing, RPG, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Talents, Towny, weapons

Come experience a unique adventure where you can create your own city or even your own private island. Our server offers you a multitude of personalized items: weapons, various objects, everything you need to make your experience unforgettable!

Also take advantage of our skills system which will allow you to improve your talents as you progress. And to make the adventure even more fun, adopt pets who will follow you on all your quests!

Join us and build your empire in your image!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	299	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	231

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

AxMC

Adventure, AxMC, Biomes, building, Challenges, city, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Epic, Events, Exploration, Friendly, Help, Minecraft, mobs, Resources, Rewards, Survival, Trading

Welcome to AxMC, the Minecraft Survival server where the adventures never end! If you are looking for a place where you can let your creativity fly while facing the challenges of survival, this is the perfect place. In AxMC, each player has the opportunity to build their own path, from gigantic cities to secret bases deep in the map.

Our world is full of amazing biomes ready to be explored and conquered. Do you like the thrill of facing dangerous mobs or do you prefer to collect resources and trade with other players? You decide how to live your experience at AxMC! Plus, we have weekly events, special rewards, and a friendly community that’s always willing to help you. Join today and start your epic adventure at AxMC, where you set the limits!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7284
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!