/ Hoc / Minecraft SMP /

/ Hoc / Minecraft SMP /

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our fearless admin team swoops in on flying pigs to save the day. And that’s just the beginning!

Need diamonds? Just follow the rainbow road to the end of the rainbow where a leprechaun will trade you diamonds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 4
Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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