Oh man, let me tell you about “the incident” from our high school. So basically, we had this crazy Minecraft SMP server where things got out of hand real quick. Picture this: a group of students decided to build a giant statue of the principal out of diamond blocks, but accidentally made it look like a giant chicken instead. And that’s not even the best part – the principal logged on to the server and saw it, and let’s just say he wasn’t too pleased. But hey, if you want to join our server and be a part of all the chaos and shenanigans, hit us up! Just be prepared for some wild adventures and unforgettable moments. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players: 98/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created: 18 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Holy Grails Found: 3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Party Pooper Minecraft Server

    Party Pooper Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being the least likeable member of your Minecraft party? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and watch as all your friends mysteriously disappear, leaving you as the last one standing. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but in block form!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret treasures and hidden dungeons just waiting to be explored. Rumor has it, there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the mobs on our server throw a wild party. Zombie dance-offs, skeleton karaoke, and creeper fireworks – it’s a sight to behold! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Animals Bred: 56 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP

    Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join.

    Last time on /degen/: We discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and a portal to the Nether made entirely out of cake. Who knows what crazy adventures await next!

    But that’s not all, our server is equipped with cutting-edge technology like ComfyUI (Node-based) that allows you to mine diamonds with just a click of a button. And don’t even get me started on the Block Merging feature that lets you combine blocks to create your own custom TNT launcher.

    Looking to spice up your Minecraft experience? Look no further than our Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content section. From celebrity cameos to custom character skins, the possibilities are endless.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything is possible. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • MixedCraft Server

    MixedCraft Server
    Are you tired of awkward first dates like this? Join our Minecraft server where your race doesn’t matter at all! We welcome players of all backgrounds, whether you’re black, white, or a mix of both. No need to worry about cultural appropriation here, just build, mine, and have a great time with our diverse community.

    Our server is the perfect place to escape real-life drama and just focus on having fun. Plus, we have epic events like “Race to the End” where players compete to be the first to reach the end dimension. Will you be the ultimate champion or will you get lost in the Nether? Join now and find out!

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave all the awkwardness behind. Let’s build a world where everyone can play together, no matter what their background is. See you in the game!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Star Shards Collected: 209
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • ExHusbandCraft

    ExHusbandCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just for real life, it’s for virtual life too! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and relationship drama while mining for diamonds.

    Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly your ex-husband and his new fiancé show up in the game, demanding you change your Minecraft username to match their new family dynamic. Will you stand your ground and keep your original name, or will you give in to keep the peace in the pixelated world?

    But wait, there’s more! Engage in epic battles with your kids who are divided on whether you should change your Minecraft name or not. Will you listen to the wise advice of your friends or follow the questionable logic of your virtual offspring?

    Join us on this server where the stakes are high, the drama is intense, and the name-changing quests are endless. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So, are you ready to be the hero or the villain in this tangled web of virtual relationships? Join now and let the drama unfold!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • SmellCraft: Choose Your Scent

    SmellCraft: Choose Your Scent
    Do you love the smell of freshly mined diamonds in the morning? Or perhaps the aroma of sizzling porkchops on a campfire? Well, on our server, you can experience all the smells of Minecraft in one place! Join us for a whiff-tastic adventure like no other!

    Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! We once had a creeper throw a surprise birthday party for Steve, complete with exploding confetti and cake made out of gunpowder. And don’t even get me started on the time we discovered a secret underground village of villagers who were all secretly ninjas in disguise.

    So if you’re tired of boring old servers that smell like last week’s leftovers, come join us for a scent-sational experience that will leave your nostrils tingling with excitement!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • TreeHuggerCraft

    TreeHuggerCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we chop down trees like there’s no tomorrow! we’re like the deforestation champions of the virtual world! equivalent to 18 million cars, that’s how much we’re saving the environment by clearing out all those pesky trees in our way.

    join us and help fuel the climate crisis in the most fun way possible! build massive treehouses and then destroy them in the name of progress. who needs oxygen anyway? we’re all about that carbon dioxide life.

    so if you’re looking for a server that’s as environmentally destructive as it is entertaining, look no further. come join us and be a part of the deforestation revolution!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 26 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Arthropleura Head Hunt

    Arthropleura Head Hunt
    Yo, listen up! So, like, scientists found this big ol’ head of an Arthropleura, which is, like, the biggest bug thingy to ever exist, bro! It’s, like, from, like, 300 million years ago and stuff. And get this, no one had ever found a fossil with its head intact until 1854, man!

    Join our Minecraft server and you might just stumble upon some prehistoric bugs or, like, uncover ancient secrets or something, dude! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on this server, where the past comes to life in pixelated form. So come on, join us and let’s dig up some dino bones together, bro!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 36

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • 💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

    💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

    DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

    But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

    Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

    List of unique mechanics:

    ✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

    ? Enchanting totems with attributes.

    ? Unique TNT.

    ? Custom enchantments.

    ? Private blocks.

    ? Many different events.

    ? Buyer.

    ? Auction.

    ? Battle Pass.

    ? Master keys with resources.

    ? Auto-Mine

    In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

    IP: mc.deadtime.site

    Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

    Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Allium SMP: Where the players are semi-baked, the map is blue, and the whitelist is as exclusive as VIP club entry. 1.21!

    Allium SMP: Where the players are semi-baked, the map is blue, and the whitelist is as exclusive as VIP club entry. 1.21!

    Allium SMP Season 8 Overview

    Server Type Semi vanilla
    Focus Performance, community, redstone farms
    Events In-game events, Mayoral vote, player built shopping area
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    Server IP play.alliummc.org
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    FAQ

    Q: Are TNT duping and worldeaters allowed on the server?

    A: Yes, TNT duping and worldeaters are permitted on Allium SMP.

    Q: Are mods like Tweakaroo and Minihud allowed?

    A: Yes, mods like Tweakaroo and Minihud are permitted on the server.

    Q: Are there any claims on the server?

    A: There are no claims on the server, but rollback software is used to deter and undo griefing.

    Q: How can I join the community?

    A: You can message the server or join their Discord to get permissions to join.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Epic Quests Completed: 26
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Future President’s Minecraft Server

    Future President’s Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can say hello to your future president! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our president is actually a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle. He may not have any political experience, but he sure knows how to build a mean roller coaster in Minecraft.

    – We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties every Saturday night. The only way to get in is by doing the chicken dance for 5 minutes straight.

    – Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, we trade in rare and exotic cheeses. Gouda, brie, blue cheese – you name it, we’ve got it.

    – Every month, we host a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole week. Just watch out for the fire breath.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say hello to your future president – he may not be the most conventional leader, but he sure knows how to have a good time in Minecraft!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • NoobiePro Minecraft SMP

    NoobiePro Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where we don’t have a single true “native language” because we all moved around growing up! Join us for a linguistic rollercoaster ride as we try to communicate in a mishmash of languages and gibberish.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that he once challenged a player to a dance-off and won by doing the floss with all four legs.

    If you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, look no further than our server. Who needs a native language when you can communicate through interpretive dance and chicken clucks? Join us today and embrace the chaos!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • BedrockBrosSleepover

    BedrockBrosSleepover
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a night out like no other! We promise you won’t have to sleep on the couch while your girlfriend and her friend take over your bed – unless, of course, you want to! Our server is all about crazy adventures and unexpected twists, just like this story. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! Who needs a party pooper when you can have a party animal like us? Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Blocky Booty Quest

    Blocky Booty Quest
    Are you tired of wandering the Minecraft world alone, looking for love in all the wrong places? Look no further, because on our server, love is just a few blocks away! Join us and you’ll find yourself in a pixelated paradise where romance blooms like never before.

    Our server is home to the most eligible Minecraft bachelors and bachelorettes, all looking for that special someone to mine diamonds with. From cozy pixelated dinners to romantic sunset walks along the virtual beach, you’ll never be short on opportunities to find your Minecraft soulmate.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its wild parties, where players gather to dance the night away and let loose like never before. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual love triangle or two – drama, drama, drama!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see just how far you’ll travel to get laid – in Minecraft, of course!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Void Gems Collected: 21

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • KimJongCraft: AI Land Jobs & Fake IDs

    KimJongCraft: AI Land Jobs & Fake IDs
    Yo, listen up fam! This server is lit AF, like North Koreans harnessing AI to fake American IDs kinda lit. We got all the crazy shizz you need to survive and thrive in this blocky world.

    Join us if you wanna be part of a community where anything goes. We got pigs flying, diamonds raining from the sky, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide.

    Our mods are like super smart AI robots who will help you build the most epic bases and protect you from any griefers trying to mess with your vibe.

    So come on down and join us, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination. Plus, we have free virtual tacos every Tuesday. Don’t miss out, bro!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Half Info Confidence Craft

    Half Info Confidence Craft
    So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz, like, we only give you half the info so you’ll feel super confident about everything you do! it’s like, a scientific fact or something, man.

    You’ll be like a super genius on this server, making decisions left and right without a care in the world. And, like, who needs all the information anyways? That’s just boring and stuff.

    Join us and be a part of the most confident Minecraft players out there. You won’t regret it, trust me. Or don’t trust me, I don’t really care either way. Just join the server already, geez.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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