HighSchoolIncidentMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9167
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9869
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Buildings Constructed:	36
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	719
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3740
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2192
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	257
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2465
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6583	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4883
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	2457	Dragon Eggs Found:	8595
Runes Activated:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Villages Defended:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	633
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5216	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4971
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4013	Enchantments Applied:	145
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Potions Brewed:	121
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	79	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2104
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3930
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Animals Bred:	169
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	938
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Chimeras Created:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7112
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Astral Projections Made:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	813
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Farms Harvested:	995
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3611
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Farms Harvested:	753	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7467
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Runes Activated:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Emeralds Found:	2042	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

Players:	108/900	Votes:	860
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12